Fugly face, ass too skinny. Pass.

WTF is your problem Rasheed
Look back a couple of days when Vanessa goes shopping.. Man she looked damn good there.

I will admit these pictures do her no justice, but she's a hot hot chick

P I G.

Manillo is nasty.

weve has this disucssion about Nick, but, it sure seems that he could date ALOT hotter chicks than Manillo and the Celebrity Cum Dumpster.

he was in soem boy band was he not?

dude could do alot better JUST off THAT then those 2 nasty ho's.

Phillip, who would you suggest for him?

she's a lot better than Jessica dumb Simpson

I think she looks very good in a bikini and her face is ok.

"it sure seems that he could date ALOT hotter chicks than Manillo and the Celebrity Cum Dumpster."

No, he can't. He's ugly, pasty and has no ass.

She's not that good looking, but she can get so much better than Nick Lachey...look at his gut.

^I agree.

And is it just me or was Vanessa so much prettier before she hooked up with Nick? She's not that pretty now. Even Jessica was prettier before marrying him.

Her bikini is hideous. She should buy some here in Brazil.

prettykitty, hm, d listers that he could date?

Jessica Alba while i think shes nasty, shes a LARGE step up from those 2....hesbetter looking that Gorilla Warren

how about, uh, Audry O Shea or whatever that bitch from Making The Band with Puffy?

Amber Benson is kinda hot, and not a-list.

Michelle Trachtenberg? shes dated DJ AM, and nicks WAY better looking than him.

Avril....hes better looking than Whibley...

Brittany Murphy, hes better looking than her husband.

the Olsen Dating Lance Armstrong

one of the less attractive VS models?

@ 10. No, it's not just you. Maybe Nick is one of those guys who have the potential to ruin any woman's beauty.

10 & 15 - some guys can do that to you.

Nick enjoy that poontang while you can buddy. He's gonna fuck all the hotness out of her.

You can tell by looking at her frame, that she's gonna look like crap in a few years. Belly will pop out, boobs and ass will droop. By then the coochie will be loose too, cuz Nick will have used it up.

none of the VS chicks would date him because theyre accomplished models overall, they dont need him bringing their careers down.

she's totally gross. She has a flat ass and ugly ass face that I can;t bare to look at.

yeah, im so gay cause i think nick lachey can do better than this hag, and i think hes better looking than any of the dudes mentioned before.

you caught me.

i guess you think that EVERY GIRL on this site that comments how attractive they think a female celebrity is is a carpet munching dyke lesbo who waves the rainbow flag too, right?

see, its ignorant people like that dude that make the guys that run this site NOT post pictures of guys for the ladies here....cause any dude that responds with a POSITIVE comment is labeled a fag.

i'd tap it on her forehead. some pilates would do her good.

What's the mystery... seen all there is to see and well, I'm unimpressed...

I'd throw a shot in her!

Ass? What ass? She has no ass. Now if Kim Kardashian gave half of her ass to Vanessa we might have something here.

They're NOT in Cabo! They're in the British Virgin Islands. Not too smart smart when you don't even know where they are!

Nasty filipino shit. If that's your persuasion, go to Subic Bay. You can have a threesome every night with that shit for 20 bucks. She will look like ass when she hits her 30's.

Just fucking give it up. Jessica Simpson was ugly and stupid to begin with, she had a man face. And Nick Lackey is an ugly, faggot reject. I am a brunette but all 3 of them are dlisted and ugly. Actually Jessica Simpson is one step above all of them. Vanessa Manillo looks like a monkey and is very ugly. Why isn't he married to her. But he Married Jessica All fast. These are 3 ugly Human beings all of them. But Vanessa is a shit colored gorilla.

aww u guys r so mean...i think she's beautiful, yeah she doesn't have an ass but overall she has a nice body and a realli nice tan, plus i like her a lot more than jessica, at least vanessa has neurons

i was hoping that bikini would turn into a purple pussy eater (ie: camel toe)...one could only wish...

I hope those who are saying she has no ASS are not white bastards because Really what do white have including that fugly nick married before. She is an exotic girl loving and living her life. You just wish you are the one having all that fun.

CAN BEAUTY REALLY BUY HAPPINESS? LOOK, THEY ARE HAPPY AND ENJOYING LIFE AND I THINK THATS WHAT MATTERS ATLEAST TO THEM. JUST LOOK THE PICTURES IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

Hmm.. 3 Partial Pilipina Postings in a row (Nicole, Miranda, and Vanessa). Say that pibe times really past.

yeah #32....cause Kate Winslett's NOT white, and she has absolutley NO ass....(rolls eyes)

Vanessa should call Kim K's doctor and get her ass some implants.

#32 you're an ignorant fool. White chicks don't have flat asses and I'm living proof, so stfu and go learn human anatomy.

Exotic is just a nice term for calling someone out of this world ugly. And what about that Brenda Lynn chick she looked like she had an ass to me. I have never seen one white girl with a flat ass. Who has a flat ass? So far almost all the white chicks Bastardly has shown in bikinis sure look like they have asses to me. Who has the flat ass?

adriana lima is exotic and she is beautiful, you dont even know the definition of exotic so shut up, with your plain blonde bimbos.

and vanessa is way prettier than that bimbo jessica. jessica is all body, her face is not pretty at all.

Nora, they may be ugly to you on the outside but you are ugly on the inside. What kind of human being talks about people the way you do?? Just rude.

all white poeple have flat asses this includes Vanessa because she has half genes of white. in celeb world 2 out 20 white have flat asses but in the outside would 10 of millions have flat or NO ass at all. Just compare with latinas and dont even go to blacks phew!

goog your an idiot Asian women have flat asses and chests. Black women's asses are too fucking big and ugly. However white women have perfects asses their not too big or too small. white is right! white women are perfect in every way. Your just jealous of them thats why you call their butts flat. But their asses are perfect.

goog your probably some fat ass gorilla.

Nice bikini,I want to punch Nick Lachey in the face.

i would bang the shit out of her, but she has no ass at all

for someone who has no ass, she seems to have a good amount of cellulite. but it's not as disgusting as the celluite on Nick's stomach.

Pig faced Manillo was always hideous, Nick had nothing to do with that.

@ Phillip
For a dude you sure are obsessed with the looks of men. Are you an ass ravaging, rainbow flag waver by chance?

And as much as I bash KimK, KimK is better than Vanessa Gorillo.

adriana lima is exotic and she is beautiful, you dont even know the definition of exotic, so shut up jealous, with your blonde boring looking self.