Hayden Panettiere's Unseen Full Body Vanity Fair Pictures



So, how photoshopped are these? I mean, her thighs are obscenely thin in these. I think they held off from publishing these b/c Hayden was still jailbait back then.

Here's the original layout from back in Jan.

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they did a good job making her not like like she's 4 ft tall...soo unattractive

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 9:07pm
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yeah, ok her tits are REALLY that big...page 2.

cause u know, we dont have those pictures of her in that black and white stripped dress from 2 days ago to compare....

and, you guys put up a picture of her bending over a counter somewhere buying ice cream or some shit, shes already got LOADS of cellulite on her thighs.....

the same dude that worked on WhoreRaat's playboy photo shoot must have done these as well.

man, i almost wish i had the cash to go get pictures taken and photoshopped as blatently as this, instead of looking like i do, id be so amazing looking id have my fantasys of a night with Ashley Tisdale actually get fullfilled.

and jesus christ why does she ALWAYS have such a fucking smug "im better than everyone" smile of her face? seeing that in every picture, and having read some of her commenst and interviews, it really is the truth that shes such a fucking cunt its BEYOND unbelieveable.

someone really needs to punch this fucking narcissistic bitch in the face.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 9:11pm
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I want to see a reverse angle on the first picture.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 9:28pm
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She still looks like a little blonde tranny boy.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 10:08pm
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haha...what a fucking joke they tried to make the midget look taller, have thinner thighs and have bigger breasts...that is so pathetic.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 10:37pm
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I'd fuck her so gently.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 11:14pm
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I thought it was Scarlett Johansen at first

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 11:17pm
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Her head is ridiculously out of proportion to the rest of her body. So sick of this chick.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 11:51pm
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Props to the photoshop master for making Hayden look like a Vargas Pin-up Girl

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 12:20am
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I'd kill my dog to be able to kneel behind her in that first pic and have her blast out her cute little farts on my face.

Then I'd like to have her sit on my face just like in pic 2 so I can chew my way thru that one piece to get and that sweet pink teenage pussy.

Hayden = so hot, killin it right now.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 12:49am
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I don't like what they did to her legs.

And that makeup and photoshop on her face on the second page makes her look like she's 10.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 12:51am
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i'd tap it on her forehead. again, the whole overexposure thing, just like stacy keibler, eva, so on, she'll be ushered back after a few ill advised movies and of course a stint in rehab.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 12:54am
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wow...she was jailbait when she did these (now i have a guilty boner)...still she looks better then aguilera when she tries this look...

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 1:08am
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Whoever did this photoshoot should be killed. Vargas would be ashamed.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 2:00am
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photochopped :) :) :)

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 2:19am
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These pictures are great, too bad it doesn't look like her AT ALL.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 3:57am
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Hayden is cute, but in a very normal way. A lot of photoshop and all that make up make her look like this, otherwise she'd be pretty much average.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 7:47am
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the body isn't bad. whose is it?

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 9:45am
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There's only a couple pictures, because the camera ran away screaming about integrity or something.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 10:45am
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so this is what a photoshopped smurf looks like.

VERRRRY INTERESTTTTING

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 10:51am
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In 7 years she'll be 4'10" and 175 lbs.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 12:14pm
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Yea saw these before... Meh!

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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She looks like one of those dolls that my mother used to get for Christmas...

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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I would probably go in one hole and come out another, thats how tiny she is and how BIG I am!!

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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LOL @#25..... if she goes non blonde, shell look like that elephant Kaycee Stroh!!!! LMFAO....

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 5:39pm
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This bitch is so annoying I want to punch her in her average looking face. She's stubby, and her face is nothing special. Although I think short girls are cute, her arrogant attitude makes her even uglier. Bitch needs a tan too.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007 @ 7:44pm
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What the hell is tall except for more weight. I like 'em small... thin... and found one like that recently... at my age. I'm keepin' it. Ya'll can go for the tall, fat ones. Please, keep 'em distracted from me!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 3:28am
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I'm with you, Midiman...the girl is positively stunning and she's 5'1"...sweet and petite...just how I like em

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 9:38am
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She so cute. She's a good actress too. Eat that Lindsay Blohan!

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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You guys are so clueless, she's wearing a corset. That's why her waist is so small. DUH!!!

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 @ 12:43pm
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Pg2 looks like JonBenét Ramsey...

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 9:07pm
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Oh no bitch. Don't compare yourself to Marylyn Monroe.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 11:18pm
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p.s. her head is huuuuuuuge

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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@ 2 it totally does

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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THAT'S NOT HAYDEN!

Saturday, July 12th, 2008 @ 6:29am
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