Bastardly Hot or Not: Jessica Joffe Might Like Asian Food
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Last I read was that Jessica's a writer for the NY Observer.
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Very cute and very flat.
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Gorgeous hair and she looks pretty.
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Damn, she looks like that dudes mother.
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Cute. Very nice hair. She might have nice pins, then again she might not.
The woman on the right looks a little saucy.
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She's german, and speaks with a distinct german accent.
She was ryan adams' girlfriend i think but i don't know if she still is.
pretty but not hot, you need boobs to be hot.
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girl eat something
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Hm...
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She'd be a great burglary partner, she could just slip btwn the door and the frame.
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pretty but not hot
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pass thank you
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Nope...
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absolutely delicious.
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Mmmmm . . . Redheads and little boobies . . .
"...you need boobs to be hot".
Now, there's an interesting comment:
Did you know there is a direct correlation between breast size and intelligence?
It's true! The larger a woman's breasts, the dumber the men they attract!
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@ #14
you don't necesseraly need BIG boobs to be hot, but you need boobs that's for sure.
I'm a bit surprised that with all your grandiose intellect you'd not realised the difference between being attractive and being hot.
Admitedly, that girl is pretty, but she's not hot.
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ll go with Hot. while im not normally inti red heads, shes pretty.
shes not nearly as hot as Emily Gould, the chick who co-edits the Gawker website, beyond being kinda hot, shes fucking really smart, and that makes her 10 times hotter.
shes the hottest chick writing for a website right now...sorry Jackson and Moe.
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I would hit this. Hard.
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i think the asian guy is phillip lim - a fashion designer. he's very popular at the moment....i see his clothing in magazines all the time....
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his clothes run reallly high too....a headband with a little bit of sequins costs 135.00!
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hahaha, funny comments, moe
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i like how they mock the asian people on this sight constantly , but then shit their 10 dollar underwear when i talk about the jews..........two faced fucks.
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i li ke how this ape always mocks asians, but cant stand me talking about jews...............two faced fucks.
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Are you looking at the same chick I am?
This broad is fucking hideous. Like freaky ugly.
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i'd package check that broad...
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that short guy is so adorable
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that chick has one massive head...i can't call her ugly but she isn't too cute.....someone feed her before the weight of her head tips her over...seriously...look at the Asian dude's head and then look at hers lol
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Interesting face, I can't say if she's pretty or not. All I can say that she's completely flat.
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PS you guys should hook me up with her if you go to that Expo and shes there!!! :)
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if that first dude thinks he's small now...wait she gets him in bed...zing...!...
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