Audrina Patridge @ 2007 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
Ok, it's Bastardly Confession Time...
I was flipping channels a couple weeks back & for some odd reason landed on The Hills. I had never seen an episode and already knew some of the chicks from doing this site, so I figured I'd see what all the hype was about...
My "What the Fuck" Moment.
It was a bar scene where some chumpy white dude was trying to pick up on Auds, but she wasn't feeling it. Auds was too busy clinging to some homeless-looking dude's balls. Regardless, it was some of the worst acting/reality TV that I'd ever seen. I can't believe they show shit like that on TV. Moreover, if kids are watching this type of shit on a daily basis, our next generation is gonna be seriously fucked up. Thank you, MTV!
Then again, our bastardly contribution to entertainment is not exactly NY Times-style content either, so I take back everything I hypocritically wrote above. My bad.
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Bit dopey, but fuckable.
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nice body, weird face
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She looks better as a brunette
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she constantly looks like she's just waking up.
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This wannabe celebrity whore needs some upper lips...stat!
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her eyes are droopy and she has no upper lip, or else she would have been really pretty
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Not bad. Not bad at all.
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I think there's something wrong with her eyes. And she looks like she'd smell like vanilla body spray, Marlboro Light smoke and dried semen.
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SHES SCORCHING HOT!!!
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TV sucks
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This chick is very porkable. She reminds me of a young Pat Benetar but better looking. But what's up with her eyes. She's got this weird thing with her eyes where they always look up in pics. Bitch you rich, get that shit fixed. Get an eye transplant.
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Beautiful.
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shes very pretty, way better looking than the other 2 they are always shoving down our throats from that show. id like to see more of her and WAY less of LC and Heidi.
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She doesn't photograph as well as she looks in motion, on my television screen, where I wait for her, every Monday night, while I lie in bed, beating off with some of my wife's Kiehl's, who is usually next to me, turned on her side, breastfeeding our two year old daughter, still only 20 pounds and a dead ringer for me, or, in other words, fucking heinous to look at, but who cares, looks aren't everything, right?
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^ Holy crap, Ed. You're baby can't be as ugly as you.
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Beagle face has Vicodin eyes
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why the fuck is this whore always looking up? Is there some sparkly object on hte ceiling that only she can see?
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EvilSamurai she isn't. Her eyes are retarded like that they keep rolling up. Too bad she could have been a pretty girl, but she just looks retarded instead.
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she looks perfect, just look at the eyes, you know there's nothing behind them and she's got a smokin' bod. perfect woman
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ugh...yes!...she is constantly looking up....stupid droopy eyes bitch.
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I'm a brunette too. So she's better than the other 2. No comment though!
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she's a robot...the flashing bulbs fuck with her circuitry...that or she got a lobotomy along with her plastic surgery...
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she looks like she got hit over the head with a mallet and she probably smells like rotten cooch covered up with Drakkar Nois.
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Real live body, head of a corpse.
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shes dumber than a bag of shit so she probably thinks the camera flashes are magical stars falling from the sky
thats what she looks up at
i hate her and that show she is in and MTV in general
and also hate her pageant girl poses
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like a really poor attempt at being alyson hannigan?
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@ Simon:
Good job then she failed isn't it. As Hannigan is as unattractive as it gets when it comes to TV stars that are overrated.
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Mr Chubby agrees, dopey but tasty
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Grrr.. those floating eyes!! they come back to haunt me
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I agree with u moe the show is crap
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