Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Hayden Panettiere & Eva Longoria

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Eva has a nicer midget body. It's toned and cute. Hayden just has a weird body......ever since I saw her in the movie Raising Helen I was thinking "Is this girl fat?? Nah...shes not fat. she just has a strange body type". She gains weight in all the wrong places and looks stumpy no matter what.

i'd tap it on her forehead. midget sex. noice.

errr, is that eva longoria ???
She is not aging well.
(i'm not big on ugly midget lesbian fantasies so i don't realy know what to say here)

a dwarf fucking a rat sounds disgusting

That stupid LongWHORIA lied about her height. There is no way she's 5'2" cos troll Hayden is 4'11"! Lying slut!

Eva is a tramp who bangs half of Hollywood behind her french husband's back.

She is also not hot. Without makeup she is a pig.

However I would toss her spicy latin asshole and smell her smelly Mexican farts if it even had a chance of getting me 1 inch closer to Hayden's Pink Privates.

Hayden = So Hot it Hurts.

this would be an incredible lesbian sex fantasy.

to bad it would be lesbian, because id like to get in on that/

and splooge all over both their faces

Wow, that would be the ulimate in Smurfy sex... I'd pay big bucks to see th at

Midgets with gaping vags, I bet you can fit 2 liters in these skanks. Eww, sounds like a max hardcore to me.

Noxious Bob..I bet you have to pay for sex too..that is if you prefer ladies.

i'd definitely have to ATM these bitches

Eva is smoking btw

haha i like eva's body too. it's lean and petite. it's not short and chunky like hayden.

I would love to see Eva's tongue about an inch deep in Haydens love hole.

The only thing Hayden's missing are some decent titties. They don't even have to be mammoth or anything, just something decent to balance that tasty looking dish out. :D

I can't see some of the comments!

God! She looks like a Bumble Bee.

excuse me, i need to go throw up now.

i wonder if Eva's giving Hayden some tips on how to advance her career, cause god knows that bitch is even MORE talentless than Eva is, and in a year or 2, shell need to take full advatage of the how to be a whore advice eva prolly passed on.

Wow, I never really realized how many people hate petite little California blondes. I also never realized how many people post comments on this site until I saw that the Beyonce Booty thread attracted over 50 comments. Is it me?

Midget sandwich! I'd supply the man-mayonnaise.

Hayden can get fucked by a dolphin, that stupid bitch

No ATM for Hayden. I'd fuck her so gently.

Hayden has so much fucking makeup on it isn't even funny. She has more on that Eva does! Eva isn't a beauty, but she has a much hotter body than the little over made up troll.

t-rex arms' big ass head makes her taller than eva...that's all...

EVA LOOKS HOT HERE!!!
WOO

Yeah Eva looks hot in these and she has a nice body. Short does not equal ugly. If your body is proportionate, you can look great at any height.

I'd screw Eva in her well fucked asshole while she ate Hayden's pussy. Then I'd let Hayden suck the jiz out of Eva's ass while Eva sucked my dick. What a hot pair of little whores

Nah, Hayden's 5'1". I doubt that Hayden's wearing higher heels cuz Eva wears pretty high heels to events like these. So there's no way that Eva's 5'2".

I think you're just anxious to see it. They aren't doing anythung to indicate they are lesbians.

i think my cock just fell off with boredemn looking at longoria

next...

Eva. YES.
Hayden. NO.

Eva is shorter than Hayden?? Wow she must be like 4 feet tall.

What happens when I try and abstain from masturbation is that my dreams become incredibly sleazy. I wouldn't call them wet dreams because my shorts are dry when I wake up. For the last four days I have been unable to jerk because my mother-in-law has been in town and I don't really have a moment to myself. So I retreat into my head and that's where Hayden waits for me. I don't care if the rest of you think she's a troll or a midget, I think she's hot and all I want to do is lift her up and eat her pussy while standing in the middle of the Beverly Center food court.
For some things there are no substitute.
Citibank.

Dude, Longwhoria looks like a skeliton compaired to Hayden (who's ass I'd wear as a hat for a month)

I like alittle meat, Kardashian and Knowlegs is too much meat tho

I think Eva looks hot here. The color of her dress goes well with her..
haha T-rex arm.. Hayden is a cutie but she wears too much makeup doesnt fit her well..