Warrant Issued in Japan for Hayden Panettiere's Arrest!
Thursday, November 15th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

As most of you guys know, Hayden recently got into a little scuffle with Japanese fisherman when she decided to paddle out to sea (with a few other activists) to protest the hunting of cute dolphins and adorable whales. During the encounter, she had a moment...
This baby [dolphin] stuck its head out and kind of looked at us, and the thought that the baby is no longer with us is very difficult. [OK! Mag]
For all of you sushi-hating, animal loving activists, rest assured b/c this is certainly not the end of Hayden's activism.
I was very excited that people were interested in what we did," she says. "In this town, you tend to only get publicity for not wearing underwear or going to rehab. [OK!]
Why did she have to go and mock the entire superficial side of the industry?! Not cool.
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I eat only tuna-safe dolphin.
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For half a second I thought it was Jewel.
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Princess Hayden returns.
Missed you at the gym today, I was a bit hungover.
Just seeing your magical face is washing away all of my sins from last night.
Seeing your tight, toned, tan, little body is making me contemplate new sins though.
Your sweet, puffy, honey baked ham pink, pussy is my road to salvation. I know I'll be cleansed once I finally get a whiff and taste of your puckered pink teenage asshole.
Don't let these haters bring you down with their midget comments.
I know just how special you really are.
I beaming light in this dark world.
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i'd cuff her.
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man, you know jap police are fantasizing about catching hayden...
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Good lord, she looks like a plastic mannequin
Must be taking lessons from Posh Spice
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Anybody else a little worried about Ed Yang.
Hope he didn't take 1 too many Oxys.
Selfish bastard, hoarding them all to himself.
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Charlie needs to get his own column, dudes hilarious.
on to HP. she looks good here, best pic on page 4
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I had thought of worry, but hoping he'll show up.
"man, you know jap police are fantasizing about catching hayden…" - Let's not give Bush another reason to bomb something.
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she doesnt really care about the animals, i saw her on tv fake crying and shit
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Who cares, she has a great shit locker.
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I hope they fucking nail her little midget ass to the wall.
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She's over-caffeinated and boy crazy and squat.
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i hope that they take this bitch and do whatever twisted nasty jap shit they do to her in the privacy of their own homes.
they should torture this fucking overrated cunt to within an inch of her fucking life, cut her with razor blades, drop her in some lemon juice, drive her to the ocean, and then throw her out into the ocean as chum for the shanks.
fucking cunt.
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I'd fuck her so gently.
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Good for Japan! Let her hang, for trespassing on Japanese fishermen fish farm.
Hell, our ranchers here in USA would shoot you dead if you trespass on their cattle ranch, yelling, "save the cattle! (if you are a Hindu East Indian person)"
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"Anybody else a little worried about Ed Yang.
Hope he didn’t take 1 too many Oxys."
Yes, that "note" he left seemed to me like a suicide note. Or maybe he's in Florida.
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i wish she had a golden tooth somewhere in that smile.. wouldn't that'd be awesome...
wait, i think i just scared myself :/
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I'm still bitter the sharks didn't get her
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Looks like we have our next Proactiv model.
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She's not that pretty? What's the appeal in her??
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Hopefully Ed Yang is just taking a short break, recharging his creative batteries so to speak..
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oh my people, i get the feeling... were gonna have to brace outselves for this piece of shits Vanity Fair photo shoot in the next couple of days.
fucking smug ass smile on this cunts face in those pictures is really steaming my engine and making me wish i had a heavy bag in my basement to take out soem agression, that or some fuck time with avril lavigne.
fucking smug bitch i hope she goes to jail in japan.
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This girl reminds me of a total bitch I know..and that's why she irritates me so!!
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..and why are all of you so worried about Edward Yang?What did he say,Molly?
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LOL ed's always so...dark and brooding with some of his posts...liek if you read between the lines, you get what everyone was saying.....
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She is such a fat loser.. There's nothing nice or any kind of form of a word that is anything good about her. She's fat and a stump!!! Over all you can see right through the mature act she tries to portray. Go and watch Nickelodeon you fat stump!!!
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I only eat tuna say dolphin.
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^safe*
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Oooh an outlaw. Bad chicks rock ;-)
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Sirry Amercian midget girl deprive most honorabur Japanese people of succulent dolpin sashimi. She make great insult to humble fish catcher. She go jail! Dwarf in Nippon not incarcelated regurar prison but instead Ministry of Justice Center For Dispensing Punishment to Dwarf Persons of Small Stature. Center mostly hold criminmal small persons who disturbed harmony of society. Have shrunken facilities holding pens, toilets, and bed. Into shrunken head flows righteous thoughts and if refuse righteous thought drunken guard come and beat uncooperative midget with stick! most harsh non death row prison in Japanese nation ever since four dwarf escape by stealing guard shirt and pretending to be normal human.
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LMFAO AT #31..... that is some funny shit right there....
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Kinda Hot.......For a TROLL. I can't wait to see what she looks like in about 10 years and two or three kids.
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I get edward Yang mixed up with enormous Johnson both of them are nasty.
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put dark hair on this girl and she looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor.
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