Holy God! Victoria's Secret Angels Attack LAX Airport!
Posted on Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 10:56pm by Moelicious

I hope you bastards are ready b/c the Angel Invasion is going to heat up airports all around the country. Please expect long delays at select airports around the country...
Before we close, we would like to send our Bastardly DAMN YOUs to all the Horndogg Airport Security Personnel around the country. I would seriously pay top dollar to strip search Adriana & Ale (at the same time, in the nude and, if possible, behind closed, locked doors).
Anyway, grab a few glasses of iced water & enjoy all the photos....all night long! Ow!
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this is the girl on the end of the line on the very left
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ya, i really dig that chick! she super looks hot in another photo, as well...
Oww!!! Adri, Ale, Heidi > Miranda >Candice > Marissa > the rest.
ofcourse theres no question about who is the prettiest one, adriana is, but she doesnt take very good candid pictures.
theres less prettier girls or average girls who are more photogenic than her, but i bet she looks very beautiful in person.
even with those bad pictures, she is still the prettiest one, she still looks better than the rest.
how the hell does Selita walk with those shoes on? check out the heels on some of their shoes...damn
Miranda Kerr is officially the PRETTIEST Angel right now.
ADRIANA OFFICIALLY LOOKS LIKE SHIT LATELY. I mean it. She is the ugliest one among the models in the pictures. Fuckin' seriously, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!?
If you think Miranda is the prettiest, then yeah...
Scary.
Well, this being my opinion, let's not kid ourselves
if these girls were not models, making arousing commericals, and being sexy angels
and people saw____( Adri, Ale, Miranda, Izabel) {fill in the blank} on the street or a the marketplace, most people won't give of them a second look. Simply because people would not have seen or be used to seeing how gorgeous they could be with professional photoshoots. The only one I would probably drool over if I saw her in the market would be Ana Beatriz because of her eyes, lips, legs, and she so tall. (This coming from an Ale and Miranda fan). Having hearing it from others as well.
Some of you are going to disagree, I know this by now.
But, Man! I love VSFS though!
Is that Noemie Lenoir?!?!? She is fucking gorgeous and hott!! the prettiest by far.
if they'd brownbag goulart...i'd fly the friendly skies...
Ale looks like an old man compared to the rest of the beauties!
They all look average here.
Adriana is sort of pretty but that Miranda chick looks so scary. She looks like an alien or demon of some kind. Are you sure she's human?
haha seriously guys. i'm no hater, but ADRIANA DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ADRIANA LIMA AT ALL. admit it!!! the pictures say it all!
i'm no alessandra lover, but right now she is 100 times hotter standing beside adriana.
izabel goulart reminds me of those malnourished folks in somalia, but with a wig, 5 lbs of make-up and really nice clothes.
but to be honest, if megan fox was taller, she'd beat any of these women in a hottie contest. or maybe these pics just aren't very flattering.
19,
Ale takes really good candid pix...I think it is because her features are defined. Lima has round features so she looks shitty in candids esp if they are not close up.
could someone please clarify miranda kerr's ethnicity ;
on websites ; it says she was born in australia to a serbian father & turkish/filipino mother.
But when they interviewed her parents they looked full white :S
someone please un-CONFUSE ME !!
Forget her ethnicity. I wanna know if she's human and is our planet in danger?
Miranda, Adriana and Marissa are the prettiest. Alessandra looks very rough here.
Adri and Ale are the most beautiful .... the french black girl and Izabel Goulart are freaking sexy.
Where is Ana Beatriz Barros?
all of them are gorgeous but selita, heidi, noemie and marissa are my faves
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. this proves it that adriana is ugly without her photoshoped face!
Adriana is damn hot! But Alessandra Ambrosio is still my favorite one.
b-don
you are right
she is there on the end
the "chocolate collection" is just too hot. some loverly brown skinned ladies this year. the rush hour chick looked hot with a bald head... that says it all. jessica white speaks for herself, yum yum yum yummmy!!!!
adriana lima is just askin' for hot sex, and i wanna give her.... and yep. she ain't even looking her best.
WTFFFFFFFF! Ale- ugly fake ass pinocchio. Adri- ugly ass vampire. Miranda- moonface. Izabel(a?) ugly ass rat. Heidi- fug. Miranda with freckeles- butta.
Selita Ebanks is the only hot one!! .... :( .... which is ok i guess..
heidi & marissa reppin the milfs
all overrated and overexposed! enough of these bitches pleazzzzzzzzz
they look so bloody fresh* as they came landing have lesbian sex@
Marisa has the best body proportions and Adri/Ale/Heidi have the prettiest face. It's so funny about these leg length conversations...can you really tell that any of them are that different from one another? They are all wearing the same height of heel except for that black girl in flats. (very tall around 6'1") I'm thinking.
Adriana always the best
If you think she is ugly...you need a mirror to meet real ugliness
Assless Ambrosio...always with that ugly retarded face.
Alessandra would have looked the best if it wasn't for those ugly big ass veneers! WHo the hell invented those ugly things, it's 2007 people can't they be made to look normal? Anyway, after that I think Adriana looks best, but she looks bored and her beaver teeth seem to be growing as well as her face, nevertheless those two are the only ones that stand out. Marisa and Heidi are just too old and need to retire already. The other Brazilian girl I forget her name, with brown hair is just too plain and stupid with those kissy faces. Selita is ugly as always, below average Imo. Oh I can't wait for the vs fashion show, it's gonna be fun!
its not noemie lenoir since she has really short hair now u fuckin ignoramus
ale is one fukin overated tranny. all the chicks there have female curves ie hips except her! she looks hella funny trying to stick her "butt" out trying to make a sexy stand look at her body haha not appealing at all! All the other chix shit on her but I dont get wtf people see in her, i guess men features on women is attractive to the to all of you or something. who cares how old those other chics are or if they're shorter than her, at least they look like women and have have a feminem body! Alessandra is overated beyond belief! well all celebrites are for that matter, fukk the chix at my gym shit on these bitches, they're still fine, but the ones i see at the gym arnt are brushed.......
sorry i meant to say, i guess men features on women is attractive to all of you "ale fans", and also most of these bitches are hot, but at least the ones I see at the gym aren't airbrushed!
i am a chick and i think,no,i KNOW adriana is the hottest and neither of the rest can't follow up!!! she is like.... mmmmmmmmmm... so sexyyyyyyyyyyyy... and what is the debate about lima/ambrosio=? wtf? ambrosio-nah,strange face.
Third page, second pic...
Moe,
what the FUCK are you pointing at to write "ow"? "Ow" what? You know what that "ow" is? That's what you are going to be yelling out if you try to bang that ass-less bitch doggy and get cut by her bones.
What a sad fucking collection of body-less women. Less endowed women have won in the world thanks to fags. And the white boys don't even realize this brainwash shit.
I've seen hotter women walking around every day than this over rated band of hags.
That was funny Junglegirl. Adriana's beaver teeth. Hahahahaha. I think she's pretty but she does remind me of a chipmunk or something.
@40
that girl is OLUCHI ONWEAGBA and is 6'2
she is absolutely gorgeous
I love the way Adri always pulls faces, it shows she doesn't take herself too seriously.
#49 we think alike
I love Lima best. I don't see what the big deal with Miranda Kerr is though... Rosie Huntington Whiteley is much prettier! You guys should post about her.
none of them looks special here
love lima!
last photo pg 14 .
miranda's looking too cute with her old school watch !
and the chick next to her OUCH ; a supermodel with b00000000000ty
noemie lenoir is in the first pic from the right she has extensions in fact they all have hair extensions
^^^^the one that has "naughty yummy" written above her head
and the girl on the very end on the right(in the very first pic) is the sexy french woman from Rush Hour 3
It's because Adri's always making faces, which I really don't like IMO.
But here, she's not making them that much, so she looks a lot better.
Still, ADRIANA FTW!
and Izabel has a tiny, ugly rat's face
where is karolina?
I just googled Noemie Lenoir. If she's in here somewhere... she's hot too.
adriana lookin like elvira. wtf?!!
WHy do these 5'10+ girls wear 6 inch heels? I'm only 5'6 and I feel like a giant with 6 inch heels on..imagine standing next to one of these girls, it would be like looking at a dinosaur.
anything special*
There's a lot of new faces here for VS. From what I've seen, the casting is... interesting.
01 and 03 had the best cast.
Well...what a pleasant surprise this is!
Veritable cornucopia of cuties!
Ok Noemie Lenoir is stunning! #1Noemie, Selita #2.
Oh and... LOL @ page #3. Dark choco LOVER!!
Isabel has to pose like an idiot in every picture to show off how skinny she is, which is the only thing she has going for her. Alessandra is really hot but it's mainly because of the hair and skin and definitely not because of her average facial features.
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