The smurf must be working on some role that doesn't allow that cheerleader fat she's been accumulating

Overrated beyond any imagination.

Nothing like a gooood smoke after a workout.

/pic# 5

i'd pull down those shorts and bust that ass wide open...

I want to rip her head off and shit down her neck.

Beautiful. Love her legs.

if i saw that sign, slow down watch for pedstrians, and saw Hayden walking in front of it, id ignore it totally.

someone needs to run her down with a car.

I like the succint and poetic way that Duke Nuke'em expresses his feelings. We need more people like him in the comments section. Obviously he is diametrically opposed to the way I feel about Hayden, but I can understand his hostility. It's hard seeing all these hot girls, knowing that you are going to live and die without ever even getting close to a sniff. I've bee alive for some time now, and the closest I've ever gotten to a girl of Hayden's caliber was my high school sweetheart, who also happened to by the school slut, and who, if you met her, would probably tell you that she was not my high school sweetheart, because she did not love me, would not be seen with me in public, but who did, one time, let me dry hump her in the back seat of my 1986 Volkswagen Scirocco (sic). She was about 5 feet tall, blonde, had big fluffy pillow tits, and, according to Kevin Wexler, a running back on the school football team, and a connoiseur of teenage quiff, was "the ultimate power fuck." I don't know what he really meant by "ultimate power fuck," but I bet the same description applies to Hayden.

Jesus teddy yang, I'm losing the will to live here
please go and try and bore someone else to death

hey Firecunt
we call him Edward Yawn round here

Hey Eddie Yawn
yo mamma fell into a coma she got so bored reading your dross
the end

i agree with Duke Nukem 100% abnd would be more than happy to feast on some white castle's and taco bell if i knew it was gonna be that day, and fill this ugly bitch up with diraheea.

and as for Edward's comment, personally, every girl ive ever fucked is WAY hotter than this ugly ass troll in my eyes, for the simple fact that they got my dick hard, and this bitch makes it turn into a turtle.

the only thing id hit this bitch with was my car.

I know how to solve your problem, Firecrotch. Whenever you see one of my comments, just drag that four-year old you kidnapped out of the closet and make the poor little sucker read them as a form of punishment. Then, when they're done, you can put them back to work knitting your scrotum sweater.

And Eddie Hitler, you sound very promising. Give us some more, Mein Fuhrer!

She is definatley a power fuck with that sexy little thick body.

Hayden can take a pounding and come back for more.

Phil, you sound like a true cocksman. I, on the other hand, have only ever had the pleasure to fuck trolls, morbidly obese alcoholics, and buttafaces with buttabodies that refuse to shave their hairy pussies because they're trying to "keep it real." I salute you and your erectile adventures. I'd like to hear about the hottest fuck you've ever had, but I don't think Firecrotch and Eddie Hitler are interested. However, if you have any stories about corprophila, I'm sure they would be pleased, as long as you give them some time to pop a bag of Orville Redenbacher's 94% Fat-Free Kettle Korn.

"I, on the other hand, have only ever had the pleasure to fuck trolls, morbidly obese alcoholics, and buttafaces with buttabodies that refuse to shave their hairy pussies because they’re trying to “keep it real.”"

i doubt that Ed, most of us DO wind up stubling across some hot chicks (in everyone elses eyes) that fuck, so i doubt your statement is true.

and notice how i said in "my eyes" cause, LOL id fuck Haylie Duff, and if you look at that thread, im prolly teh only one out of 25 comments that would....

everyone has their own tastes, and as for me being a cocksman, well, when your standards are low, hey, you get lots of ass....

Trust me Phil, I've never fucked a girl that any other guy would even want to share a can of coke with, let alone stick his dick in her. It's been 8 years since I had sex with someone other than my fugly wife, and it's been over a year since I fucked her. But oh, if you could only see what my high school sweetheart looked like, or at least what she looked like in 1990. If you could see her you would understand how my heart aches. She was a dead ringer for the porn star Anna Belle, and according to Kevin Wexler, she fucked like one as well. I will never forget that night she let me dry hump her. It is my most cherished memory, the one I will focus on the last minute of my life, a life that will end any day now, as soon as I get the courage to hang myself from the balcony of my apartment. Yes, my little girl will be sad, but, as my dad always says, "tough shit."

looking slighty slimmer. but i still think she's revolting.

this midget shouldn't be allowed in front of cameras, it's all sorts of wrong.

i think shes adorable

edward yang is funny... hayden is so hot. i don't seee why shes so annoying to people, i mean... all i wanna do is bang her

I bet she smells like bologna when she works out.

Hey Phil. I make fun of Haylie's honker, but damn if she ain't fine. Ever since Napoleon Dyanmite. She far cuter when she's in motion. Still photos are not her friend. Although I agree with the fact that she is more of girlfriend type...At least I think that is what you've said.

I honestly thing she is holding a pen....She seems to be cupping the later part of the pen.

The fixation with the Hayden I think has more to do with her being a cheerleader than it does with her. Hell, I've seen some average girls in high school look pretty damn hot when they hit the football field. I wouldn't give this one a second glance.

"I would give five to ten years off of my life if I could fuck Hayden one time, or if I could get rid of my premature ejaculation disorder long enough to fuck her from behind while she’s wearing a pair of Laboutains for at least ten minutes.:

They don't make Louboutins that are that small....nor do I want her nasty fucking troll feet to taint such a wonderous piece of attire.

I'm with Phil & The Duke. Someone needs to off this slag.

She has a huge skull, small shoulders, fat arms, small chest, no waist, narrowish hips with sort of skinny legs. I think her torso is long that's why she looks extra short.
Shakira is probably the same height or even shorter than her but she has a decent body.

man, Charlie and Edward...go share your sick, pedophile fantasies elsewhere...damn, thats all too much for us normies to handle.

p.s. She has freakishly small hands

damla - Hayden is 18, last time I checked that is not a child or a minor so you're pedophile comments seem a bit off base.

Maybe your are so old and out of the game that the thought of banging a sweet piece of teenage meat is creepy to you, but I assure you it is not the least bit creepy to me. (I'm just as sure my ideas would definatley be creepy to Hayden but that is beside the point)

She is 18, famous, and in LA. You don't think she has sucked some cock and likes her pink teenage pussy eaten? You are fooling yourself.

You are right on about the small hands though, another thing I like. Would make my fat cock seems even fatter.

Thanks for pointing that out, adds to my "pedophile" thoughts.

i think charlie and edward yang are the same person

yo!!! riotboy, either you need glasses or a better computer. better yet!!!! you should pay more attention to what your looking at before you make comments.

she is a fucking crack head.....

I can't say if Edward Yawn is funny or not because I never read his 500 word comments. All I know is that he is a ass stabber with a 2 inch penis.

Please, still fatty. And boring, I dated tons of better looking girls.

With all the Hayden-love here I'm surprised this bit didn't make it to the front page.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1291049,00.html

She doesn't want people to flog the dolphin...

Main photo is lesson in "how not to pick up any girl of any body type or level of IQ", even the ones Yang could get - the "I look better naked" shirt. In fact, that might be Yang...

Oh Good God this is almost too much.

My little Hayden got herself all worked up in the gym. Flushed and sweaty just like she would be after a good Charlie session.

I don't if I'd start with her honey baked ham, pink, teenage pussy or that puckered, pink smellhole but I know my tongue would be sore by the time I got so worked up I had to give her 4 year old titties a Charlie shower.

After that I'd get her a cocktail and some good weed and really get down to work on that tight little fuck doll body.

Must save some Charlie Chowder for that pretty face.

Charlie, I would think that the best place to start on Hayden after she works out would be her pussy because I'm pretty sure that she's totally shaved, and there's nothing that tastes better than a wet, sweaty pussy, especially when it's attached to an 18 year-old. And fucking Hayden while stoned sounds like as close to heaven as I would be able to get on this shithole of a rock we call Planet Earth. Although I don't know if I would want to come on her face. I'm thinking straight down the gullet is the way to go. You wouldn't want to waste any Charlie Chowder. I would give five to ten years off of my life if I could fuck Hayden one time, or if I could get rid of my premature ejaculation disorder long enough to fuck her from behind while she's wearing a pair of Laboutains for at least ten minutes. Hell, if I was allowed to do that I would let any of you fags kill me, Bruno Dumont-style, quickly and with no remorse.

I'd fuck her so gently.

She also has a fat neck, double chin thing going on. Get her off Heroes.