A Bastardly Lunch With Old School Adriana Lima



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MY GOD.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:34pm

Do these pics make the die hard Adriana Lima fans upset?
Look at her now. She's still prettyish but she was pretty before.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:36pm

i want her to fuck me senseless in those shoes in the first pic

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:39pm

she was hot but now she lost it

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:43pm

so hot back then and still hot now,period.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:54pm

She has surely moved to a 8.5 from a 9. Ale is, was and will always be a 10.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:56pm

She looks great

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:03pm

i dnt wanna speculate but in pic (3) i sure think that her @ss has certainly got the capacity to bring any married men seriously hate her wife. Kill her , axe her anything but he cannot be ever have a happy married life after seeing this..........@

@trivia!

is it possible to have plastic surgery for your @ss. ? If people can say it for kim sum one who can have to make it biggers but other like "hers" wanna have 19 yrs old

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:11pm

there is a god

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:18pm

?

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:21pm

Nice thong on page 3.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:40pm

14.
lady u really didnt saw anything else other than thong....i think u should have a second look....there is certainly a whole lot more than a thong.

A 2 inc material on ur body is certainly not worth appreciating...!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:45pm

Of course, anyone can look great with 60 lbs of make up and photoshopped to death...the truth is before and now, she always looked cute in candid photos, nothing more.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:51pm

The very beastly-looking dog sure has a prissy collar in picture #2. Her collar is more menancing than the dog's. Oh, I'd go balls deep in all three holes (in her, not the dog) in this photo, too.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 3:00pm

I'm speechless.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 3:17pm

each day she's getting uglier, decline spiral. vs should remove of the show.
she´s fat , body and face

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 3:23pm

Shit! I never understood her appeal, because I've only seen her recent stuff, but this woman was HOTTTTTTTTTT back in the day. She is definitely losing her touch.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 3:31pm

Yeah,I find her hella sexy..she looks a lot slimmer there than today.When were these photos taken?

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 3:49pm

#23

The first picture is the only recent one, it's from 2007 -- her arms are bigger there. Pg. #3 and #8 are probably the oldest ones. I think they're from 2000-2002. She was very fit back then indeed. I consider 2003-2005 her "prime".

#18

I believe this candid is from 2003:
www.casperchristophersen.com/hugefuckingcandid.jpg

I would love too see such a high resolution facial candid of a painted turd like Kim Kardashian. I don't think she would do nearly as well.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 4:02pm

&&^^^^

man i just can stand her with 72x72 resolution ......... forget 1200x600

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 4:15pm

more like 2004x3000, if you enlarge it that is

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 4:17pm

2004×3000.....was too much for me .... i cannot go beyond her chin.

god must be very proud of "this" creation.!

Do u have any of her thong/bikni shots as well

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 4:22pm

total babe then and a total babe now

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 4:37pm

I don't like latin girls.

Bring back white supermodels.

These brown skinners are ugly.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 5:05pm

I would kill for those Louboutins she's wearing in the very first pic!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 5:07pm

Wow, what is up with the random racism?

This is one of the most beautiful women in the world and as you can see in these pictures even when she is off she is still better than Petra at her best.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 5:57pm

pg 3 is total photoshoot
and the resolution sucks.
She has really let herself go compared to these.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 6:28pm

Eric G- kill yourself.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 6:34pm

you guys are pricks. "these pics are great but now shes lost it. blah blah blah". these pictures ain't even that old. in fact some are new. and thats how i know you all talk total shit. she is and always will be beautiful. anyone that says shes fat must have the eye lense of a fun house hall of mirrors. sort it out.
anyway lets thank pstroyer for ending the adriana drought... thank you mr. pstroyor

p.s. eric g is a fuckin' dildo. what a total fuckin' twat!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 6:41pm

eric g, you dont know what beauty is, thats your problem.

she is beautiful, not plain,boring,weird looking, or manly looking like some other models.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 6:50pm

WOW WOW WOW

That is the hottest woman alive by law

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:03pm

Is she a human being? I can not believe!

Too much perfection!!!!!!

The best thing I have ever seen!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:13pm

I must say, she really is gorgeous.

Her only flaw - the lower legs. No calves at all, and very knobby knees. Even if she just had a bit of calf definition, she would be perfect in every way.

But, she doesn't really need it.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:18pm

wow
lokiman and pstroyer
I wonder who you will worship when she is 32 years old and has fallen out of the spotlight and no longer has a job.
I wonder what you will do when she is 50 years old since at that point, she will be old, ugly and your lives will no longer have meaning.
I feel sorry for you two.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:28pm

I am ready to make my keyboard sticky.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:38pm

my only real beef with her is that if she can look drop dead gorgeous in pictures with makeup, lighting, and photoshopp, but look pale, thin-lipped, slighty heavier(not fat), and slightly less shapely in her candids, so then in real life, she looks nothing like her professional pics.
It's false, lies, and a sexy mirage.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:45pm

ultraskinnygirl
(terrified)

please don't kill yourself, you are a really cool girl
from what I can tell on here.
(I hope you are kidding)

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:48pm

Thanks you Omega that was truly enlightening...she's hot.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:49pm

I FORGOT! THANK YOU, PSTROYER!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 8:03pm

you know what omega you're such a loser... maybe you think everyone loves people for their superficial attributes.

i think adriana is beautiful... and if you ask me what i'll do when she's in her 50s I'll still think she's beautiful. because beauty isn't only about appearance... it's overall and permanent. lolz...

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 8:22pm

first pic is the worst one out of the bunch

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 8:27pm

WHAT WHAT WHAT I'm a loser and superficial??????????????
you can only judge her by her looks and photos, unless you personally know her
which I highly doubt. Which means you don't know if she is beautiful on the inside.
so how the hell can you say she is beautiful on the inside when you don't even know her?????
All you know is how beautiful she is on the outside and that is surely fading.

Twinkle you so friggin' delusional.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 8:45pm

definately Adriana > Ale

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 8:50pm

that second pic makes me want to rub one out.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 9:13pm

Masterpiece!!!!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 9:31pm

wow.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 9:44pm

omega my infactuation with adriana is none of your business. why don't you go and finger yourself over alessandra ambrosio and stop worrying about what lima or i am doing. since she isn't all that, stop wasting your breath (make that typing time) on her, talkin' contradictory crap on every post. like i said if you don't like her, drop a quick comment and piss off.
if you stop commenting so much. maybe ale will get half the comments adriana gets.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 10:04pm

ales lost it with those horse like fake teeth. now her dental plan ain't even as good as limas. hows that omega. truth be told...

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 10:09pm

2nd picc:| DAMN she can turn any one lezbian
shez a PERFECT DREAM
GO LIMA

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 10:44pm

hottttttttttttttttttttt

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 10:51pm

look at omega the 16 year old jealous teen bitch starts shit again...when noone threw a bone her way, she went out of her way to pick on postroyer and lokimon saying she feels sorry for them...what the fuck does it to you what her fans will do when she is 50 years old? I bet this is what gets omega through her day...her saying one day, Lima will be old and ugly...Lima will be old but wont be ugly - she will just be a damn good looking woman for her age. Stupid jealous bitch...show your pic already!

MY POSTS WONT SHOW UP Hahaha damnit!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 10:53pm

BANGIN', DOG!!!!!!!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 11:01pm

pstroyer always comes on the ale posts bashing Ale, photoshoping her pics to make her look ugly. I come here an express an honest opinion and get jumped by those who are so convince that what she looks like in pics is the same as she looks in real life.
Have you seen her candids???
makeup, self tanner, and photoshopp do wonders.
I will leave this post, but damn it all to hell if I seen any of your asses in the Alessandra posts.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 11:06pm

damla55
just because I say that she looks nothing like her professional pics because of all the makeup, photoshopp, and lighting does not mean I am jealous

damla55 you are obviously a stupid cunt
peace fuckers

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 11:08pm

omega please,

dont ever compare ale with adriana, thats such an insult to compare them and act as if they are in the same level, face wise.

its an insult to lima and it just makes ale look even more average than she already is.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 11:47pm

Adriana didn't lose anything.. she's still gorgeous..and Alessandra is pretty, but she's not anything special. She looks like any typical girl but Adriana is unique and that's part of what makes her beautiful. She's still beautiful.. people stop hating on her!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 11:54pm

no omega, you are a stupid cunt. I am not jumping on you for no reason. I never picked on you all this time because you said you cant stand her saying you think she is a lying bitch for claiming she is a virgin...I cant understand how that can annoy someone esp if the annoyed person is a virgin herself. I even talked to you like a big sister giving you advice and how I understand being a teenager is hard as hell...but some of your posts just show you are jealous of her, and it is irritating as fuck.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 12:09am

71 comments....I just don't want read that much.....Hot in the first picture, but who sits on a desk like that unless they're blocking penis?.....Anymore. Oh wait, is she a virgin....Still????

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 12:52am

WOW. She was really hot. I think she's passed her prime now... but she's still pretty... just not as pretty as before.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 2:14am

She's not a a virgin. Shed dated alot of guys that wouldn't hang around if she was putting out.

In an interview she said she's a virgin to teach little girls to stay virginal.

google it.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 2:44am

I hate obsessive fans. That's Omega's opinion. No need to attack him/her so much and if he/she doesn't find Adriana pretty, it doesn't mean he/she is jealous or gay.
Personally I think Adri is prettier than Ale. They both have flaws but I think Ale has more flaws.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 3:14am

75,
I see what you are saying but trust me, this one is jealousy...if you have been on this site for a while and read all her posts about Lima, you'd know. It is that transparent.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 3:24am

gorgeous

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 4:54am

delicious

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 5:57am

omega =)
i think you should stop talkin with the obsessive idiots. They always think that they know the best which shows us the real losers are them.
Don't waste ur time, just read these funny comments and laugh=D

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 6:57am

Could these be ANY more photoshopped and wtf is up with her eyes? She has that look like she's comatose all the time.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 1:10pm

81,
it takes one to know one - you idiot loser

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 1:30pm

LOKIMAN SURPRISE!!!!!!
I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT LIMA HERE
but thanks Oyropan thank you very much.
to damla 55& (d55)& (d85) stop posting under multiple names. Oh and at least I don't pose or pretend to be lima on my ebay account and say that lima's pic is actually mine, that's just sick.
and you are right d55, I am proud to say I am a virgin by choice, that's why her lies piss me off so much, I mean she was engaged to Lenny ( I need sex 6 times a day) Kravitz.
LOKIMAN YOU ARE THE TRUE BASTARD.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 4:53pm

"LOKIMAN SURPRISE!!!!!!
I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT LIMA HERE"

and this where the contradictory bullshit starts

"and you are right d55, I am proud to say I am a virgin by choice, that’s why her lies piss me off so much, I mean she was engaged to Lenny ( I need sex 6 times a day) Kravitz."

do you have proof that she slept with him...? personally i don't know. however you seem to be sure. and thats why you look like an idiotic twat at the best of times.
try harder next time. maybe you'll get through more than 2 lines without an insult

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 7:38pm

86,
jesus fucking christ. I can post under as many names as I'd like. You will always know it is me that is fucking with you one way or another so trust me; you will know that it is me.

"Oh and at least I don’t pose or pretend to be lima on my ebay account and say that lima’s pic is actually mine, that’s just sick."

Oh my god...do you fucking hear yourself? I am asking again. Where am I posting Lima's pic and pretending to be her? Show me for fucks sake...show me that fucking picture.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 9:31pm

These are the only pix I posted on my ME page saying that is me:

i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff280/damla55/mee3.jpg

i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff280/damla55/me6.jpg

i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff280/damla55/CopyofCopyofCopyofCopyofCopyofCopyo.jpg

Now, you show me which one of them is indeed Lima. Fuck

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 9:36pm

87 lokiman
are you familiar with this story
bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/28/the-virgin-adriana-lima-shows-off-her-virgin-boobs/
sorry but there are reports(call them whatever you want)
of lima giving BJs and taking in the ass for fashion jobs.
sorry but I don't consider that a virgin, maybe you do I don't.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 9:50pm

d55
you are right none of the pics you posted were lima

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 9:54pm

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Next time, learn to fucking read then

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 9:56pm

The ones you posted weren't lima
but I know that you once used a pic of lima in your ebay profile
maybe you should read next time.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 11:28pm

im my profile? puhlease. I use her pix for my ebay templates. Clearly, you need to learn how to read since you were the one that did the reading to come up with what you came up with

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 11:36pm

yeah like evrything you read about celebs is all true. your immature omega. and the fact that your a little teen virgin kinda solidifies my theory. nuff said

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 9:27am

lokiman and damla- such a shame we come from same country i guess

you two need psychological help honey:((((((

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 2:21pm

if your american just know that i'm not

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 8:52pm

96,
lmfao how old are you? how does this have anything to do with getting psychological help or being from the same country? LOL This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. I bet it is omega under a different name...and dont fucking call me honey, bitch. Your "imaginary" friend omega got mocked...so shut the fuck up now.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 9:53pm

lokiman that one was said for damla- and i'm not american, you can see i'm not very good at english.

and damla or d-what the fuck

you are the immature one.

you have a fugly face just like adriana. The pics you posted @89 shows that you are just trying to look like her. With your little brain you think that if adriana is beautiful you are beautiful too hahaha

That's why you are such an obsessive. This means....... you need some help.
ok i won't say honey, i'll just call you idiot.

Look idiot

Get a life. Do something for yourself. Or do something for us... die

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 12:55pm

she's hotter than any other supermodel in the world.

by fucking far.

alessandra looks like a tranny compared to adriana.

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 3:47am

99,
You little cunt you. LOL you are Omega. You are so pathetic that you post under these two names and then go on to thank yourself for the support you receive from Oyropan. LOL

I am the immature one? Why? You are a kid. Although there are 16 year old teens that are a lot mature than you, for you to think I am, who is 7 years older than you, are immature just makes you look such a fool.

See, the problem is that you think you are so smart but because your brain capacity is so limited, whatever I tell to you just doesnt get through your thick skull.

I alsolike your logic right there saying I somehow live myself through Lima or some shit. Is that what you do, kid? I have a smaller nose than Lima, higher eyebrows and such. But unlike you, I can admit when someone looks good and move on. You are misreable. You get on websites saying Lima is only 5'8''. You dont even say you think she is 5'8'' but say it like you fucking measured her. Didnt I tell you to show a fucking picture of yourself? If you do that, we can see how ugly you are and maybe but maybe feel sympathy towards you and understand your bitterness towards Lima.

Dumb bitch LOL

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 8:33pm

99,
oh yeah, also learn to fucking speak English, "idiot."

Pathetic, low-life lolc

Monday, November 19th, 2007 @ 3:00am

She is amazing....the best!!!.

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 6:54am

for omega that says Lima is not beautiful on the inside:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpqyjM43KNw

BAM!!!!!!

Monday, November 26th, 2007 @ 9:54pm

^^you don't have a life, redneck

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 2:23pm

Its just unreal that someone can be that attractive, she is just as good looking (better in my opinion) when she isn't slightly photo shopped.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jXP_ZqcNVXg

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:38pm

#2 is correct, back in the day she was the hottest thing on the planet... now she's not even close. ale destroys her.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 1:41pm

the most beautiful thing to ever in this universe

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:04pm

pic 2... amazing.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:42pm

first page, second pic is the best....

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 2:47pm

Fuck me is she good looking or what?!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 5:05pm

omega..I myself am terrifyed(spelling?)of getting old.I think I'll kill myself before that ever happens.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:40pm

DAMN HOT! BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY!

ADRIANA RADIATING SENSUALITY AGAIN!!!

I LOVE ADRI AND ALE!!!!!!!

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 7:51pm

damn she WAS super hot

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 9:47pm

and yes, this is d55, d83

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 10:53pm

That's kinda the bad thing about being so incredibly gorgeous. It fades.
No, she's not ugly, she's still gorgeous. But just not in the way she was in her glory days.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 11:49pm

I CAN* understand how that can annoy someone esp if the annoyed person is a virgin herself.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 12:09am

I don't think Adriana is that photogenic in her candids but sometimes she looks good. I'm sure she must be prettier in person.
Ale doesn't look good when she's been photoshopped or all dressed up for an event. She looks good sometimes but I only find her decent in candids.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 3:17am

oh yessssss, she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I love her with dark hair.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 5:58am

all i got ta say about omega

"na-na-nahh-na, na-na-nahh-na, heyyyyy hey hey
GOOooDBYyyeeE." bitch

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 7:12am

She's ruined.

Dated negros Lenny Kravitz and Derek Jeter.

I wouldn't even want to touch her.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 @ 5:07pm

p.s. she might technically be a virgin vagina-wise but I highly doubt she did not do anything sexual...probably took it up the butt already

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 12:12am

p.s. i don't hate ale or anything. i just said that ta piss omega off. cause thats the type of total bastard i am. thats right

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 7:15am

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