She needs to do something with those damn eyebrows. Dye them blonde or thin them out or something.

Chubby faced midget trying to be sexy? Sorry, but the only chubby-faced woman who can be sexy is the tall an elegant Adriana Lima. Jessica Alba used to fit this category, but she lost too much weight and her chubby face turned into a horse face.

She doesn't look any different than she does now.

"Pull down your panties."
"The cops are outside."
"We still have time."
"You're going to go to jail you know."
"I know, I know. Just take off your panties."
"There. Now what."
("The motel is surrounded. If you come out now we might be able to work something out.")
"Bend over and spread 'em."
"Like this."
"Oh my god. Don't move."
"I'm not moving, I'm not moving."
"Sweet mother of Jesus."
"You're lucky. I just got done shaving before you threw me in the back of your van."
("You're leaving us with no other option. If you don't comply with our orders we'll have no choice but to use extreme force.")
"Aren't you scared?"
"No way."
"I wouldn't want to go to jail if I were you."
"What I am about to do will make it okay for me to spend the rest of my life in a 3x5 jail cell."
"Whatever."
"Here we go."
"Okay. Great. Fuck me already."
"Ahh, ahh, ahh, holy shit, holy shit."
"Is it too tight for you?"
"Yes."
"I always hear that."
"Hold on."
"Are you in?"
"Yes."
("We're going to give you one more minute.")
"Perfect. That's all I need."
"You better hurry."
"Talk dirty. Say something really nasty."
"Oh, you're so big. Like that."
"Like you mean it."
"But I don't mean it."
"That's okay. I don't care. Act."
"Oh. Okay."
"Wait. don't move."
("Time's up.")
"You better come inside of me right now."
"That's it. That's it. Say that again."
"You better come inside of me right now?"
"No, like how you said it before."
"You better."
"(Down! Down! Down! Get Down! Down on the floor!")
"Hold on, I'm not done."
"Can you guys let him finish?"
("Fine! Okay! Finish! Finish!")
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhh."
"Gross. You came on that cops helmet."

Once again our little Smurf proves that she can be attractive if she tries.
Not her fault she was born short

I like the way she dresses. Looks pretty here, but she'll never be hot cause she's a dwarf with bushy eyebrows.

I want to rip her head off and shit down her neck.

She's on a journey! A "Musical Journey".....Not the best stuff, I know, but sometime you just got keep working, so go with what work there is.....

her hair looks so fried.

Mr. Yang I applaud you.

Dr. Yang, how about 1 more scene scripted out for us.

This time it includes, a chance meeting, Hayden having too much to drink at an event, and me and her in the back of her limo before her Mom shows up. Feel free to throw in Elisha Cuthbert, a midget, and a spatula.

Eduardo its more like this :

Come on the amazing journey And learn all you should know
Now that she's 18 she must have learned it all..Jailbait season is over...

Sneaky little slut

excellent Mr Yang, excellent. keep writing, only time during the day i laugh

the jump picture just caused me to throw up inmy mouth, and made me lose my appitite for the pizza i just ordered.

i really wish i could understand ANY of the reason why she is famous.

she cant act, shes ugly, shes has a terrible personality.... i just dont get it. i fucking HATE people that are so obvioulsy untalented yet are rich and will never have to work again in their lives.

jesus christ whens Pete Wentz gonna break up with Asslee for this fucking annoying Troll.

she really needs to crawl back under the brigde from whence she came, and only come out to terrorize goats.

Eddie Motherfucking Yang, wow, you are talented sir.

I can never post here again, what would be the point. Nothing will be as good as that post.

I had to stop reading 3 times from laughing so hard.

I wasn't even sure you'd take up the challenge much less kill it.

I'm scared of you, you are so good.

A damn super hero is what you are.

*jumps Phillip's bones*

hey now Caitie, just make sure you return my season 1 DVD set of that show when your done with it...

isn't it normal to grow in 2 years?...she is still the same stumpy midget today.

i think shes hot
i'd bend her over and poke it

Stumpy lookin' foxy sans frappachino. wtf

She was way cuter back then. A slippery slope when you peak at 16.

she looks hot here...i'd follow her around like she was a dog in heat...sniffing her scent and hopping on every chance i get...

Charlie Im shocked you dont want to lick her butt too. I know you like the taste of shit.

Skinny Girl - Hayden is the number 1 butt I want to lick.

Her sweet winking pink farthole is the ultimate in my book.

Elisha Cuthbert's pink stinkring is a close second.

Your's is #3.

^^LMFAO...

ha ha you people are sick

She's not that pretty but I wouldn't call her ugly. Her face is so round.

She looks hot cause she is illegal there.....Have you noticed she's been going real casual since turning 18?....Like she knows the jig is up?

"That limo driver is cute."
"Pull your dress up, Hayden."
"I like Mexicans. When I was a little girl I had a crush on our gardener."
"You're still a little girl."
"She's not that little."
"Well, not as little as you, Bridget, but still, come on."
"I asked the gardener if he wanted me to take him in my mouth."
"You're gross."
"Shut up, Elisha."
"You shut up."
"You."
"Girls, girls, girls. Can someone please take this spatula out of my ass? Please."
"Here comes my mom. Take out your dick."
"Okay. Now we're talking."
"Stick it between Bridget's toes."
"Do I have to?"
"He's not my type."
"Thanks, Bridget."
"Give it to me."
"You mean that, Elisha?"
"Give it to me, Charlie, before I change my mind."
"Here."
"How's that?"
"That feels so good."
"Does my mouth feel warm?"
"Yes."
"Oh, Elisha, you're so corny."
"At least I know what a man wants."
"I know what a man wants."
"Right."
"Oh that's so nice."
"Give it to me. Give it to me. I want to try."
"Is that okay, Charlie?"
"If Hayden wants to."
"Here, you take it."
"I'm bored."
"Play with your PSP, Bridget."
"I'll bet you anything I can make him come in less than a minute."
"You're on."
"The fact that you even said that is going to make me come."
"Ready."
"Yes."
"Here we go."
"Ohhh. Shit. That's it."
"Jesus, Hayden, you're going to give him an Indian rope burn."
"Don't stop. Keep jerking it. Just like that."
"What in God's name is going on in here?"
"Oh, Hello Ms. Panitierre."
"Fuck off Mom, I'm trying to make some Charlie Chowder."
"Sorry, baby. I just wanted to ask you if I could borrow some money."
"What happened to the money I gave you this morning?"
"I don't know. I didn't really buy anything."
"Mmmmm. Okay. I have some money in my underwear drawer."
"Oh, shit. I think I'm going to come. Don't move."
"Which underwear drawer?"
"The one underneath my t-shirt drawer."
"I don't know which one that is baby."
"I'll show you."
"Wait."
"I'll be right back."
"I'm coming with you."
"Wait, Elisha..."
"Sooory, eh."
Limo door slams.
"What are you playing there, Bridget."
"Nothing. You want me to stick that spatula back in your ass?"
"Okay."

hey lets all kiss edward yangs ass! sorry but his posts are not funny you suck edward yang..no I could not do any better but it does not change the fact that his shit is lame....IT SUCKS,,ITS NOT FUNNY///EDWARD YOU ASSHOLE YOU NEED YOUR ASS KICKED YOU FUCKIN LOSER