Jessica Simpson @ 11TH Annual ACE Awards
Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
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I know her hair is all fake but it looks good here.
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EXTREMELY HOT....SO FINE!
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pancake ass
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I would fill her up by the quart, I swear.
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Looks really good here.
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She looks as though, she should be wearing a padded helmet at all times while sitting in the back of a short bus.
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i'd do anything for a five minuite skits worth of sex with her....
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she has great sex boobs...if those jugs were bouncing in my face...a black eye or a broken nose would be kinky...
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she almost tripped on the way to this event
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20071106/jessica%20simpson...
only she can get away with being such a dumbass, due ta hottness alone. jessicas legs make me forgive her alone...
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ahh, yes....those double d's that her old man likes to rub one out to....
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I heard a rumor that Jessica Simpson is, as of today, the best fuck in the entertainment biz, and that's why she's allowed to stick around, because she's not really making anyone a lot of money, so I guess they figure they'll just pass her around until she outlives her purpose, which should be in about ten years. But seriously, she is a fantasy fuck for sure. I heard she'll do anything and that she talks filthy dirty between the sheets and that everything she learned about sex she learned from the Jackass crew, which to me, means she probably fucks like a porn star, that she's not stuck up in bed like most young actresses. I would murder my mother to have sex with Jessica Simpson for three minutes, doggie-style, on a couch, with her skirt hiked up, shoes on. I mean, someone please really seriously just kill me already.
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Okay Edward, whatever you say. You sound like a really smart dude. NOT.
Anyway, love her eyes and hair.
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I just keep imagining the moment Nick had to explain to her the difference between hot dogs and the penis. Did he explain it before or was there pain involved?
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stupid-is-as-simpsons-does ho
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No ass tranny
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shes gives blondes a bad name.
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no talent skank.
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I have heard that rumor too, Edward Yang.
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No wonder Nick left her for Vanessa Minnillo. She's so ugly.
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This is true... Nevertheless, she is reasonably cute and has a nice figure.
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My comment was in partial agreement to no.6, RepresentsYou.
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