Bastardly Breaking News! Hayden Panettiere Stretches!
Thursday, November 1st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Hayden Panettiere NOT @ Starbucks Buying a Venti Frap!!!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Hayden Panettiere Washes Coffee Down w/ Crystal Geyser Water!
- Hayden Panettiere Not Drinking Starbucks & Uses Black Sharpie!
- Hayden Panettiere Bought This At Gelson's Market!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Hayden Panettiere Reads To Kids!













I love teen aged tits. I can't wait until she unleashes those little things for all us pervs to beat it to.
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I'd like to spend the day licking every inch of her body!
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What kind of "men" would be interested in this flat-chested underdeveloped midget?
A straight man is attracted to a woman with adult female sex characteristics. She has none.
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for a chick that so many people say they don't give a shit about, how is it she always seems to get about 30 to 40+ comments with ever post? i said it before and i'll say it again, the chick is HOT,period. the funny thing is the people that get on her case for being short or having no tits ect..are the same ones that will go after somebody like Kim Kardashian for being so "fake" bottom line..this place is full of dumb jealous bitches,male and female.
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Stumpy... yet again... why?
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I don't get it, it's either love or hate for Hayden. Personally, I think she's hot. She has amazing skin, a cute little gymnast body, and she looks great without makeup. And I also respect her for literally risking her life the other day in Japan for a good cause.
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I agree david10006. There is no happy medium for any of these people.
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She's hot but could definetely benefit from larger titties.
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Where's my shovel??
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Oh, there it is! The usual "Men who don't like women with GIANT boobs are gay or child molestors, because I'm dumb and can't figure out that everyone has their own type and not all women have giant knockers." LOVE those comments.
Hey here's one from the opposite point of view: Men who like women with big boobs are into beastiality because they like those big udders just like Bessie had back on the farm. How's that? Sounds just about as ignorant as what you said. Anyway, I'd rather be thin with small boobs than obese with big stretch mark covered boobs that hang to my knees. Just sayin...
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This little hosehound is a fine piece of Fuck Meat. Love the tight little kit on her.
I'd spend an hour rimming her puckered pink stinkring and another hour tongue darting that teenage farthole.
Afterword that I'd immediatley jerk enough cum over her 2-3 year old tits to drown her.
Then I could get down to real business.
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She is cute and has a tight body, all you jealous girls need to get over it! There is NOT one thing wrong with her, she is 18(legal), she is cute, and she has a hot body and she also has a great personality! LIVE WITH IT! Why would you want to slice her asshole open Caitie? thats gross!
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She is too meh.
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1) Caitie Harmful's shock-comedy-type posts suck. Stop.
2) This chick is sexy in a "Homecoming Queen girl next door who is a freak in bed" sort of way.
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Hooray for Molly @ #9! I wouldn't say this woman is at the top of my list or that I am not concerned that her figure might go south on her as she gets older if she doesn't watch what she puts in her body, but let's give some credit to someone who looks pretty good in a simple shirt and jeans get up. I also love her smile in the final shot, so I'll give this post a thumbs up!
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... I mean on page 5.
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#7 david 10006
Nothing wrong with this female at all, why can't mofos just say not for me you have 10006 attached to your name are you a fucking clone or something
anyways I like this chick
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*looks around -- scratches ass -- walks away*
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I think she is the love child of Warwick Davis and Dr. Ruth
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You're funny,BigBird!
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her thighs are getting fat and ugly looking cause she keeps drinking those Starbucks Lattes
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Attention whore.
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For the sake of those thunder thighs I hope those stretches preceded a rigorous workout session
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I'd fuck her so gently.
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she's going to be fat (if not already) a la Britney Spears. Just give it a few more years.
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#1 is so right
and she is definitely FUCKABLE
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somebody please put her on urbandictionary.com under MILK ..
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pg 3..
that shit is like a fucking shelf
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The "nip-slip" is on its way. Poor girl, I think she's drunk on the attention since turning 18. OK u bastards reading this................. Taking bets on how soon the nip-slip happens. I think it'll be around x-mas!
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You know what, I like her! She's not perfect, but that doesn't mean she's ugly. Plus, she's all natural. That's always a bonus!
#13 biatch: haha...nicely said. You're absoluetly right. The fact that a guy prefers women rather than men AUTOMATIALLY means he's not gay. Now what KIND of women he likes is completely up to him, idiots.
What's with claiming only one kind of women are good and the rest are not? What are you, Hitler?? I'll tell you something, the people who claim that are probably full women feeling insecure about themselves.
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Her body shape isn't attractive, but her face is amazing. Looks like no makeup. What a beautiful girl.
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i hate to say this, but i think she's pretty cute. her chunkiness is somewhat adorable.
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I don't care what anyone says. Hayden has some of the best tits in hollywood. Big tits mean shit. Little tits are what gets me going. I can't help but het a little wet looking at her. I think i may have to go and take care of my self now.
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I am fingering myself right now looking at her young hot breast
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And this is worth posting because..........?
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I want to shove a razorlined dildo up her ass and pull it out slowly...
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#7 & #10 - There is no happy medium because this is the bastardly, you dumb asses!
On another note...please no more pics of this midget twat!!
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Nice armpit vagina in the first pic.
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I would like to say that I will no longer call her by her nickname of "Midget"
No I feel that calling her a Midget is too degrading. From now on I will call her (in the words of Hank Moody) a Smurf
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At first, I didn't think she was that hott. Then, I watched a season of Heroes. Slowly, but surely, it happened and one day I was watching an episode and I was like OMG it happened and now she's hott. PERIOD
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#33..I understand you. :P
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I think she's growing on me......Ooops...Nope...That's moss.
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