Caption These, Bitches! (Victoria Beckham Edition)
Monday, October 29th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Bastarchived in Babes, Plastic Surgery, Stars Smokin' Crack, Victoria Beckham
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"I do not look like a coked out Robert Downey Jr. BITCH!"
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Halloween themed...
"Leatherface, contemplated killing victoria beckham so he could wear her face. He soon came to his senses and knew looking like an anorexic pig...would look disgusting."
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What? I said I liked her show! What did I say?
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i like this girl, always so classy. easily one of the best dressed celebrities out there.
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Beckham watches with astonishment as Victoria sneaks back onto her spaceship!
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Ugly, orange, leather-faced, anorexic, concrete-boobed, fugly bitch.
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"There goes the luckiest woman on he planet...no looks, no talent, no personality, but she STILL makes millions. Motherfucker!!!!"
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"What a mess! I'm not surprised Beckham continually cheat on her..."
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"I'm Vince Vaughn! let me the fuck out of here bitch! I was in Swingers godamnit!
you know 'Vegas Baby' that was me, let me the fuck out of here!"
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Ninja....Wait I'm confused....Which one is leather face?
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ROFL @ #2 #10, LOL, O SHIT!, this made my day, or atleast the next 45 mins.
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DAMN!!!! My vampire killing tools are back at the stabbing pad.
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this shick is smaller than me...she is 102 lbs...damn
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OINK OINK!!!! IT'S MISS PIGGY.
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you all are getting a whole lot more than me, i'd pop this slut in a new york minute, she looks like a screamer
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Does anyone else smell plastic and insecurity?
This talentless fugly, superficial idiot is so pathetic, fake tits that just look dumb on her anorexic fame, horrible beak (nose) always a lame pout and... oh look I just hate her as much as Paris and Kim...she is god awful.
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Holy shit! these are the first pics of her EVER where her nipples aren't tearing thru her top
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"Covering your ears won't help ... they're all still talking about you!"
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" I didn't realize Nancy Reagan grew her hair out!"
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OMG thats nicolas lea in the background aka krycek from the x-files
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Ground Control To Major Tom!
Your circuits dead there's something wrong.
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I hate this fake useless woman. She needs to stop fucking posing and smile for once. She lives her life in pain always trying to wear the perfect outfit, shoes, hair, makeup just to satisfy those who think of her as a fashion icon. What a waste of life..
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