Bastardly MILF Rating: Mira Sorvino @ "Reservation Road" Premiere
Posted on Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 8:31am by Jackson
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I had an ex girfriend who routinely bragged that people told her she looked like Mira Sorvino. I told her to stop saying it in public.
great legs
Wonderful. I'd pound her into dust.
Yummy, she looks like she smells really good.
She's aging quite well, like a fine wine. I would like some sips of this!
Mr Chubby likes what he sees, may take action....
I've always had a major boner for Mira Sorvino. I don't know why, she just does it for me big time.
That thing is fucking ugly..
To 1. Pookie,
There's really nothing to brag about considering this chick is fuckin ugly
@9 that's what he said
Fucker - that's what I said.
Wow she looks awful.
What are y'all saying?
I'm just sayin'...that's what I heard.
If she'd cover up those nasty feet, I'd even hit. She's a certified genius...and that's so fucking hot.
She looks good for her age and for having two children. I think she's always been very pretty and very natural looking. Plus, she's a good actress. Too bad her career didn't go as far as it should have.
@ Caitie: If she is such a genius, then why did she star in Mimic and the Replacement Killers?
oh sorry Pookie I didn't really read the whole thing that you said lol
sorry, WTF = Fucker, I'm at a different location from where I wrote the other time so I'm using a different name
i dont understand...what are you all saying?
and Mira is kinda hot.
and Geniuses make mistakes "Help Me Rhonda"
she made 2 bad movies, Albert Einstein basiclly found a way to exterminate all life from the face of the earth.....hey shit happens...
oh HELLL yeahhhhhh
She has the boobs & legs, that enough for me.
Hot.
I dunno man. This bitch filmed a movie in our town and her brother directed it. She doesn't look that great in person. Just another average type chick. The father's a douchebag. And look at the baby teeth on that dipshit she's with.
her toes are fighting to get out of those shoes
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