Quick!! Someone Throw Some Water on Jordan!!!



This woman might look like an total airhead, but she's loaded up the waaazzooo!!



In October 2006, an article was published in The Daily Mail called The Chav Rich List. Price and her husband Peter Andre were ranked at #2, second only to David Beckham and Victoria Beckham. The piece claimed that with an estimated fortune of £30 million and rising, Price currently stands as one of the richest women in Britain. [Wiki]


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I WANT HER OUTFIT!!!!!

I've always wanted to go as Seafaring Prostitute Barbie for Halloween!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:41pm
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Jordan just oozes class. I haven't seen classier woman than her since Kim K.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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but, she has $60mil to her name!

crazy...

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:51pm
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LOL if she got a nose job shed look JUST like that Heidi Montag bitch.

LMAO @#2

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:55pm
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I have a feeling this is what it would look like if
barbie vomited
and the pink panther coughed up a hairball.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 4:59pm
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BWAHAHAHAHA at Caitie!!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:00pm
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She may be worth 60 million
but I am pretty sure that 50-55 million was made by her famous singer husband
and not her.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:04pm
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Another classy girl from the UK! We sure have more than our share!! At least we got shot of Victoria Beckham to the States. Jordan and the rest of the UK zelebs should follow!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:07pm
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so hot

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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gorgeous hair, but fake tits and nasty tattoo....

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 5:13pm
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wait who is she married too? what famous person is she married too?!?!?

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:01pm
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Another orange, plastic, ugly as hell, British tranny.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:14pm
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I'm with caitie harmful.

I WANT HER OUTFIT TOO!!!!!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:22pm
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Don't worry girls I'm sure you can get that same outfit for 99 cents at your local Dollar store..

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 6:49pm
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...shit i bet you can get JORDAN at your local 99 Cent store....

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 7:19pm
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£30 mil? ranked among the richest women in britian? Who has more loot?

1) v. beckham
2) jordan
3) the queen

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 7:36pm
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Hey Jungle Girl, take that Back. Kim K is MUCH classier then this "seafaring barbie"

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:29pm
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Kim K is NOT Classier.

why? this bitch doesnt pretend to be something different from what she actually is.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:36pm
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oh boy...reading how she is the second richest woman in a country makes me so bitter haha...i mean here i am studying for tests and shit, knowing i wont EVER (not even close) make as much money as this whore has made (or earned by whoring herself around) just makes me pissed off!

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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i LUV rich sluts

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 8:57pm
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she is married to that douchebag Peter Andre and she actually used to look and act normal as Katie Price, but then she decided to be a disgusting, pathetic and ugly fake bitch, got soccer balls for "tits" and wore cakes and cakes of make up, she is as vile as that Beckham bitch...I can't stand her.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 @ 9:15pm
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yuck! i hate girls with boy names! It justn screams trashy white slut. Ugly too, very ugly!

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 1:44am
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shes hot stop hating

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 4:54am
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Im from the UK and everybody here hates her deluded, pink shitface arse too! I hate her she thinks she's so special, my vomit is more special and no way does she have £30mil

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 8:22am
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Im from the UK and everybody here hates her deluded, pink, shitface arse too! She thinks she's soo famous. My farts are more famous, I hate her!
What a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 8:29am
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Missliss, Jordan is not a boy name, it's called unisex. Anyway, I hate the fact that this chick does this whole Jordan thing. I have seen her in interviews and stuff and she actually seems pretty normal and down to earth and looks much better than in these "barbie porn gettups" but she's gotta make money I guess. Not very classy way of doing it.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 11:51am
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like there wasn't already enough blowing on her face

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 1:11pm
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disgusting whore

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 1:33pm
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limonacelli

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 5:06pm
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gross armpit need a close up

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 1:22am
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