Hasbeen Jessica Simpson Working Deals @ CMT's Crossroads
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

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Jessica's father Joe Simpson stated to People Magazine on September 11, 2007 that Jessica is considering doing a country album. Joe told People that Jessica is "talking about doing a country record and going back to her roots, being from Texas." [Wiki]
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HAHAHAHA!!!
This was great!!!
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If by 'back to her roots' he means lying on her back with three stuffed holes.
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Why is that ho even in the same room with a Legend like Robert Plant????
Although I'd like to taste those nips myself!!!
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does anybody remeber laughter?
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Why are Robert Plant and Alison Krauss in the same room?
I think Robert needs a stylist....Looks like he's going by way of Sammy Haggar.
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Plant is in his 60's and a mega billionare.. he needs nothing.
Alison Kraus.. wtf happened to her? She looks like that cat woman chick
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don't a lot of country stars crossover to pop and rock and consider that mega success...why move back down to the basement of music you dumb bitch...hardcore anal and tittie fucking is where the real money is...
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LOL i too thought that was Sammy Hagar...i think the better questions here are why are Jessica Simpson and Robert Plant even at ANYTHING to do with CMT?
Jessica Simpsons's talent is being a whore, er, oh, singing bad pop songs, and Plant's is being one of the most overrated rock singers in history...
how does bad pop and overrated rock get you inviolved with CMT?!?!?
BTW shes a nasty looking whore. she looks to me like shed be PERFECT if cast in Showgirls 2. dont know why, but thats what comes to mind when i see her.
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Speaking of performing live.....Robert Plant is the reason "Song Remains the Same" was wrecked for me. I thought he wrecked most of the songs. Maybe that's I so Jimmy's playing in a positive light......In comparison it was fucking gold.
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She can't even sing, "9 to 5" a Dolly Parton song, how is she going to succeed at Country? You'll never be a Shania Twain or Faith Hill. get over yourself! Might as well do Playboy while ppl still know who you are!
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Ed, like i said in the forum about Zep, AMAZYING Studio band, but EASILY the most overrated live rock band in the history of music.
its funny that you as a Zep fan think plant's performace in Song is weak, and, people credit that as being their like best live show.
i have, sadley, heard QUITE a bit of live Zep, and, they are always really poor live.
possibly one of the greatest studio bands EVER, but DEFINETLY the most overrated live...i dont say WORST live cause, ive seen ALOT of bands WORSE than Zep...Green Day, Bush and GNR just to name 3.
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ewww plant went all country, his latest album blows
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Ugly tranny.
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I assume you're talking about Guns & Roses. That makes me laugh. I went to one GNR show in 1989 and they didn't even show up.....The second time I went Axel Rose was so horrible....It sounded like some one strangling a sick cat.
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Robert Plant is a rock and roll god. She should get on her knees and open up her mouth on his order.....
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hey Ed, LOL i saw GNR in or around 89 too. Skid Row opened, played from 730-800....GNR didnt show up and start playing till like 1130...but i guess i should be glad they showed up.
but god daym they were BAD. it wasnt even the fact Axl kept running off stage when he WASNT Singing, which, well, wasnt good, but the band was just so, sloppy. Izzy was easily the only one keeping any sort of rhythm. it was a bad bad show. and LOL axl live is just so bad, i saw them before Use Your illusion 1 and 2 came out, so it must have been the same tour you LOL "didnt" see them, cause during november rain, he sounded so bad it was scary....the show you must have seen must have been that botched monsters of rock kinda deal with them Metallica and Faith No More.
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lol..i wonder if she even knows who the hell he is?
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big paps...i'm pretty sure that's how it played out during the afterparty
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OMFG....
Joe told People that Jessica is “talking about doing a country record and going back to her roots, being from Texas.
jesus christ, whats next? a fucking blues record cause Stevie Ray Vaughan and Freddie King are from Texas?
can someone please take the non-cancerous nodules that were removed from Julie Andrews and forced HER to stop singing and put them IN Jessica Simpsons throat so SHE can no longer sing?
wow, i missed that before, that just makes me ill to hear shes doing it cause its her "roots". its also funny cause i thought singing gosepl music was her roots. im pretty sure when she 1st came out thats what they claimed she did. now country music is?
FUCK....the Joe Simpson family's 15 minutes of fame REALLY needs to be over with ASAP.
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^^^It's just all Papa Pervy's way of keeping her in the money somehow. Everyone's sick of her as a pop singer, so now she will try country. "Back to her roots"? I picture her working the makeup counter at Target.
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I'm sure Robert Plant got a hand job from her.
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jessica looks perky, would'nt have minded seeing her sexy legs though. could give a fuck bout the dude. jessicas music sucks and i'm guessing his does too by association... oh and the captions are funny lol.
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HeY! It's Robert Plant, man!
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can't help but ask, who the fuck is this guy?!
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