Bastardly Asks: Did Rihanna Get Her Pink Taco Pierced?!
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

These were snapped @ 'Whatever' Tattoo Parlor in the Village
Rih might've gotten a tat, but it's always good to speculate an extreme possibility...












Maybe she got that guitar shaped abomination on her forearm fixed.
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Fugly monkeyface. Yikes!
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OK doesn't it say right by the comments section, "Please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever. "
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Ours would be more of a purply pink taco.
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I do not understand the fascination with her. Though I have never heard her music, I can only assume that she is an incredible singer as she is less than attractive.
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how can Rihanna get her pink taco pierced when she has a dick?
and WHAT THE FUCK is up with comment #3? that was VERY odd.
and why would Keeley Hazell sue? yesterdays post everyone seemed to think she was hot.
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Weird pics. Her legs look so big and her head/upper body look so tiny. Kind of creepy. And what's with the stupid hats? Didn't she see her pictures the first time she wore one? Not a good choice, damnit!
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stupid diva bitch. bodyguard in tow, and cluching her crackberry like she's so busy she has to be on it every fucking minute of the day.
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she could get a tat on her massive forehead that says over rated, I don't even want to think about her downstairs, she is not attractive to me.
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Clarckson in bastardly trouble?
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