Gisele Bundchen Bikini Pictures From Miami!
Posted on Sunday, October 21st, 2007 @ 5:51pm by Moelicious

The LeoDiCraps - Gisele - K.Slater love triangle is now officially a love square.
Enter Bar Rafaeli.
Latest reports confirm that Kelly Slater is getting a piece of Bar. As mentioned in our last post, K.Slater rebounded on Gisele soon after Leo DiCraps kicked her to the curb a couple years back.
Bastardly Wish: Gisele & Bar should release a holiday lesbian sex tape. If that's not possible, then I guess we'll settle for some sort of foursome sex tape.
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smoking bod,but thats all
Jesus Christ her body is disgusting.
that nigga is phat.......enough said..........giselle, heh not much of anything....big nose though.....
whatever
For the men in here,
would you rather have a woman a bit on the skinny side or on the fat side?????
fugly fugly fugly
wow the black girl is gorgeous... gisele is meh... she doesn't look good here. she has looked better.
yeah omega i was being facetious
i'd say it depends, which is kinda weaselly i know
but i find both Giselle and Kim K attractive
in their own way
though if i had to choose i'd probably choose Giselle
cause she is taller and will most likely age better
most people here, however, have too much of themselves invested in their tastes to
accept any kind of challenge to those tastes
@john
thanks for answering my question
there are guys that tell there gf to lose weight
while other men like "them big women"
I just wanted a general census of the men on this site
just out my own curiousity.
The length of her legs is nice.
Where exactly did she gain 15 pounds? She says she gained 15 pounds but looks skinnier than ever.
The black chick is very hot and we need more pictures of her. Gisele has a great body, especially that lovely long torso, but I have to agree (for the first time ever) about the man-like face.
Wondered about the whole Miami thing until I remembered that Mrs. Tapper took the Patriots and laid the points in today's game against the Dolphins. Gisele might have been there to keep Tom company in between film sessions and practices.
To #12 (omega) - too skinny for me, please.
Great body, mile long legs, nice tone without being muscular.
@12 skinny, its much, much, easier to get a girl to gain weight than to lose it.
yeah she's too skinny but it works for her..she's not the prettiest but I like her height and she's a great model.
22 Pics of Perfection - she is SMOKING HOT !!!
Mr Chubby had too much at his hand party, and he threw up
i agree gisele is perfection
ugly nose, tranny face
zero curves. looks good on the catwalk, but in real life a body like this looks very odd
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS....THAT SHE WAS 30 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE AND I WASNT AT THE BEACH THAT DAY.....
= (
oh god...you can see how fucked up her body is if you go to 2nd pic on page 2....no waist, no hips, no curves whatsoever...she looks deformed...those "abs" on that straight torso just accentuates her non existent waist, making it look more manly...how the fuck is she a model and a highest paid at that? that face is ugly, as well...bitch really got lucky in this lifetime...damn, I am mad hahah
her body is amazing! she looks great here.
Who's the slavegirl following her around everywhere?
Wtf, 22 pages of this tranny? That´s some sick shit. Her manface makes me wanna puke!
First picture on page 18 is beautiful...(I´m talking about the hair´s movement).
I agree that she doesn´t have a waist, but I don´t think there´s much she can do about it. That´s the way her body is built. Bar Refaeli´s body is more feminine and curvy, but Gisele kinda looks good in these pictures...oh man, why am I not hating her today?
agree with 26!
it don't get no betta!!!
I've never been a fan of Gisele (especially her face... I always thought Adri and Ale were more beautiful than she is) -- but I have to say her body looks smoking hot here...
Her friend the black women is far more naturally beautiful and sexy than she is.
Gisele just looks like a taller and leaner version of Steffi Graf.
she has the same body as a 6'5" man
Impressive.
No big deal
save the tranny jokes,she's androgynous so am i, we can have children,and the boys will look like boys and the girls like girls.
she is not pretty and she looks too skinny, not sexy
omega take your crazy heathen logic somewhere else
the folk here are not going to fall victim to your clear sense-making questions
platitudes and cliches only please
Tranny face.
That guy in the speedos has one messed up looking six pack.
In before "you're gay for noticing that".
she also doesnt have a waist! her stomach is straight up and down like a dude. blah
Nice skin, Legs, butt, and abs
Plus, I am glad she got those implants removed, their huge size didn't fit her.
Her face is something I can't get used to though
Ow!!!!
@ john
I can't hear the tone of your voice or see your facial experssions, but I read that as sarcasm, so in a weird way...I guess....thanks. (john you are well spoken)
The only reason I ask is because people here say Gisele is too skinny and Kim K. is too fat and I am just trying to make sense of what woman guys on here find attractive.
Damn, I'd love to twist her body into a pretzel!
veru hot
its funny how all you guys are hating on her
but pretty much every man in this picture is checking gisele out
pages 3,11(Gisel with skirts)- her legs looks bad, very very bad.. too skinny.. it scares me ..
i must say that her boobs save her look, thats only thing that reminds of women!
i dont like her look, but i must admit that shes a successfully model
They could just be looking at her because she's famous not because they think she's fine. I agree with most of the posts, I'm not a hater but I think shes overrated. An average face at best and a skinny, no curves body.
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