I take it back about her body not being that great.
I searched for more pics in bastardly and she has the best pear shaped body I've ever seen. She is lying about her measurements unless she told the truth and she was a alot lighter back then.
She looks like a 36,24,40.
JohnnyMak, you need anger management and stop with the childish insults and tantrums.
I like her pale skin and if she had a better arse and an hourglass figure she would looks soooo goood.
She has a better body than that Kim K. Kelly's got the height to pull it off too. 5'8".
Good going there flake. It took you like four replies, but you finally figured out that she is white and fits the "white" part of the entire phrase I wrote. You should be proud.
But here's the kicker:
Does she also fit the "no body" part of that description?
Johnnymak, you're comments are more or less the same so I don't really pay much attention.
It goes like this.....
If you don't think such and such is attractive or hot you must be a homo or a fat jealous girl or even a skinny white anorexic gil who has a body of a 12 yr old.
Come on Flake, I said it wasn't a trick question. What happened? I guess when you can't respond directly to a question, cause it would prove you wrong, just change subject and prove yourself even more wrong in another way. Rock on flake! ;)
What's the matter with her "hip area" pstroyer? There's absolutely nothing wrong there in those pics. She looks fantastic in those as well.
And stephanie, stop trying to make a point for women with no bodies being better off than women with bodies. That's sounds so ridiculous. That's like a guy who can't dance trying to say he's better on the dance floor than a professional.
Johnny, You're awfully bitchy for a guy. You sure you're not gay?
You cant respond to my comment coz you know it's true. That's all that ever comes out of your mouth. You have this need to prove your point and try to force your opinons on others.
You want the last word, go ahead. I don't make a habbit on arguing on the net and TRYING so hard to prove that my way is the correct way and that my opinions should matter.
You're so full of it. Do these celebs pay you to defend them?
You attack every single person who says anything negative about them.
Rock on bitchy guy.
She bulges out more on the thighs than she does on the hips which kinda ruins the hour-glass shape she's so notorious for. Makes her look very bottom-heavy. "Bottom-heavy" is not a good thing when you have a flat ass...
shame, because the body is the only thing I really digged about this woman.
she looks like that girl they posted the other day from My Girl, Anna Chulmsky...
and personally, guys that like chicks with tits this huge, might NOT be thinking about the future...
id personally rather have a girl with a nice tight body, whose tits WONT be at their waist by the time they are 25, and at there knees by 35, when you get them home and get the bra off.
sorry, but, personally, tits that hang to someones waist is NOT attractive.
5 years from now this womens breasts will be sagging worse then someone walking home from the food store with 2 plastic bags carrying watermelons, and, personally, thats quite disgusting....
#39 you're just bitter than your girl doesn't have big boobs. They don't sag just like that, but fyi when the sagging time comes they all sag, no matter big or small..so why not enjoy the big ones while you can?
techniclly, i dont have a girlfriend, but plenty of girl-friends, and, i am NOT jealous, cause i dont date chicks with huge tits, i think i said it in the Gemma Atkinson? thread...
for me personally, anything bigger than a handfull is wasted....add that to the fact that they DO sag quite disturbingly, the last girl i hooked up with that had bigger than a C, she was 27 with DD's, and as soon as she took her bra off, they sagged to right above her belly button.
it was quite a turn off till she was laying on her back,and at that point im sure you know, they kinda, slide off to the sides, still kinda a turn off but not as much.
like i said, to each his own, but big sloppy tits like Kelly Brooks just arent my thing.
pstroyer is gay. Seriously, what kind of REAL MAN makes such observations? Overall, Kelly looks good. What's wrong with you? And you're an idiot, too. It's impossible to be fully round with no bumps as you show in the diagram because the hip bones are bumpy. They have edges which protrude! Learn anatomy!
"when the sagging time comes they all sag, no matter big or small"
that is VERY true...
i guess the point is, id rather have my girlfriends/wifes/etc boobs sagging when shes OLDER not when shes in her 20's or early 30's.
while that does not go for ALL women with big breasts, but, cmon, you are gonna argue that the majority of women with over sized breasts, their breasts, sag WAY earlier in life than women with smaller or perky NATURAL breasts?
i should make that clear too cause ive seen women in their 40's and 50's with tits was perkier than chicks in their 20's.
and i am REALLY confused about how someone is "gay" because they dont agree with someone ELSE's Definition of "perfect"
thats quite idiotic. does that mean if i see you rip apart some chick i think is hot, that makes YOU GAY?
think about how stupid, immature and narrowminded it is to suggest that someone is GAY cause they dont agree with your opinons about what is a perfect women and whats not.
so im GAY because i prefer B cup sized breasts, over DD sized breasts?
so by your inference, anyone that may prefer smaller breasts, and ALSO thinks that "anything more than a handful is wasted" is gay as well?
wow thats a large leap right there.
im sorry that your definition of perfection, in this case Kelly Brook, doesnt fit with MY definition of perfection in a women which would be Kate Beckinsale or Grace Kelly.
I cant believe someone called me gay cause i think Kate or Grace is perfection in a women, and not Kelly Brook.
Well I have natural 34D's and they are perkier than some C and B cups. The meat actually keeps them plump. I've seen a lot of girls with small breasts and their nipples hang at the bottom of their boobs. Some girls don't know how to take care of their boobs that's why they sag a lot. I wear a bra even when I sleep, and never work out without a sportsbra..I also moisturize my skin regularly to prevent skin from stretching, this is what causes sagging. So don't generalize shit that you don't know. I'm a girl with big boobs and I should know better.
Phillip Crackhead you make no sense, why would you prefer smaller breasts to bigger ones given that they are in good condition not like your old girlfriend's. Do you also prefer flat butts ?
Those are the types of dresses you wear when your lower body is starting to spread...think JLH. Another one on the slippery slope before children...the curse of the curvy.
When you're 40" on the bottom before kids and in your 20's while you're a calender girl, you are in BIG TROUBLE when the ageing/fat fairy comes to visit.
Phillip Mckracken, You're gay too. Kelly is perfect. Not all big boobs sag. In fact, i've seen some chicks in porn flicks with rather SMALL breasts yet they were very saggy. They didn't sit high and nice, they looked like deflated hanging balloons. It can happen to anyone! Young or old, big breasts or small breasts.
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Is it called Superjugs?
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I don't know about the perfume, but the dress certainly fits her very well.
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She's alright by me.
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I'd smell her ass...uh...fragrance...any day.
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HEY FLAKE THE BIG FUSS,IS THE BODY.
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She's hot.
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why does it say superdrug in the background
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Ohh, yeahhh!
Jeez, only a knob gobbler wouldn't get it.
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#9- wtf- it's the name of a shop in Britain.
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Her body isn't that great.
Celebes should stop with the perfume thing. They smell cheap and they should leave it to the professionals.
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She should take a lesson from Danni Ashe and market Kelly Brook replica boobies moulded from the squeezably real deal.
Damn you Billy Zane!
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I take it back about her body not being that great.
I searched for more pics in bastardly and she has the best pear shaped body I've ever seen. She is lying about her measurements unless she told the truth and she was a alot lighter back then.
She looks like a 36,24,40.
JohnnyMak, you need anger management and stop with the childish insults and tantrums.
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I like her pale skin and if she had a better arse and an hourglass figure she would looks soooo goood.
She has a better body than that Kim K. Kelly's got the height to pull it off too. 5'8".
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Gorgeous. Simply gorgeous.
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Good going there flake. It took you like four replies, but you finally figured out that she is white and fits the "white" part of the entire phrase I wrote. You should be proud.
But here's the kicker:
Does she also fit the "no body" part of that description?
Hint: It's not a trick question. ;)
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Never liked her, because of this dress:
http://www.cycnet.com/shengli/images/50xgnl/kelly%20brook.jpg
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Johnnymak, you're comments are more or less the same so I don't really pay much attention.
It goes like this.....
If you don't think such and such is attractive or hot you must be a homo or a fat jealous girl or even a skinny white anorexic gil who has a body of a 12 yr old.
Now do you understand why I got that wrong?
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I don't know about you faggots, but I'd hit it with no condoms on.
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Come on Flake, I said it wasn't a trick question. What happened? I guess when you can't respond directly to a question, cause it would prove you wrong, just change subject and prove yourself even more wrong in another way. Rock on flake! ;)
What's the matter with her "hip area" pstroyer? There's absolutely nothing wrong there in those pics. She looks fantastic in those as well.
And stephanie, stop trying to make a point for women with no bodies being better off than women with bodies. That's sounds so ridiculous. That's like a guy who can't dance trying to say he's better on the dance floor than a professional.
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Johnny, You're awfully bitchy for a guy. You sure you're not gay?
You cant respond to my comment coz you know it's true. That's all that ever comes out of your mouth. You have this need to prove your point and try to force your opinons on others.
You want the last word, go ahead. I don't make a habbit on arguing on the net and TRYING so hard to prove that my way is the correct way and that my opinions should matter.
You're so full of it. Do these celebs pay you to defend them?
You attack every single person who says anything negative about them.
Rock on bitchy guy.
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Really? I can have the last word Flake??
Nice!
Thanks Flake! :D
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Maybe I should have said hip-thigh area...
www.casperchristophersen.com/brook.jpg
She bulges out more on the thighs than she does on the hips which kinda ruins the hour-glass shape she's so notorious for. Makes her look very bottom-heavy. "Bottom-heavy" is not a good thing when you have a flat ass...
shame, because the body is the only thing I really digged about this woman.
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her boobs are like... everywhere
she's so womanly
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Well pstroyer, I don't really see what you are talking about cause she looks incredible in those pics. But I'm a guy who loves women, so... :D
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I'd rather smell her snatch.
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you wanna see a hot woman? Check out Sarah Shahi's hot body! I'd go lesbo for her.
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she looks like that girl they posted the other day from My Girl, Anna Chulmsky...
and personally, guys that like chicks with tits this huge, might NOT be thinking about the future...
id personally rather have a girl with a nice tight body, whose tits WONT be at their waist by the time they are 25, and at there knees by 35, when you get them home and get the bra off.
sorry, but, personally, tits that hang to someones waist is NOT attractive.
5 years from now this womens breasts will be sagging worse then someone walking home from the food store with 2 plastic bags carrying watermelons, and, personally, thats quite disgusting....
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she's beautiful, most of you must be gay
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I love her boobs :) not as much as my own but hers are nice too..
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she is ok, but not really my type
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#39 you're just bitter than your girl doesn't have big boobs. They don't sag just like that, but fyi when the sagging time comes they all sag, no matter big or small..so why not enjoy the big ones while you can?
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techniclly, i dont have a girlfriend, but plenty of girl-friends, and, i am NOT jealous, cause i dont date chicks with huge tits, i think i said it in the Gemma Atkinson? thread...
for me personally, anything bigger than a handfull is wasted....add that to the fact that they DO sag quite disturbingly, the last girl i hooked up with that had bigger than a C, she was 27 with DD's, and as soon as she took her bra off, they sagged to right above her belly button.
it was quite a turn off till she was laying on her back,and at that point im sure you know, they kinda, slide off to the sides, still kinda a turn off but not as much.
like i said, to each his own, but big sloppy tits like Kelly Brooks just arent my thing.
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pstroyer is gay. Seriously, what kind of REAL MAN makes such observations? Overall, Kelly looks good. What's wrong with you? And you're an idiot, too. It's impossible to be fully round with no bumps as you show in the diagram because the hip bones are bumpy. They have edges which protrude! Learn anatomy!
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I'd lick it and stick it.
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i didnt disagree when junglegirl said...
"when the sagging time comes they all sag, no matter big or small"
that is VERY true...
i guess the point is, id rather have my girlfriends/wifes/etc boobs sagging when shes OLDER not when shes in her 20's or early 30's.
while that does not go for ALL women with big breasts, but, cmon, you are gonna argue that the majority of women with over sized breasts, their breasts, sag WAY earlier in life than women with smaller or perky NATURAL breasts?
i should make that clear too cause ive seen women in their 40's and 50's with tits was perkier than chicks in their 20's.
and i am REALLY confused about how someone is "gay" because they dont agree with someone ELSE's Definition of "perfect"
thats quite idiotic. does that mean if i see you rip apart some chick i think is hot, that makes YOU GAY?
think about how stupid, immature and narrowminded it is to suggest that someone is GAY cause they dont agree with your opinons about what is a perfect women and whats not.
so im GAY because i prefer B cup sized breasts, over DD sized breasts?
so by your inference, anyone that may prefer smaller breasts, and ALSO thinks that "anything more than a handful is wasted" is gay as well?
wow thats a large leap right there.
im sorry that your definition of perfection, in this case Kelly Brook, doesnt fit with MY definition of perfection in a women which would be Kate Beckinsale or Grace Kelly.
I cant believe someone called me gay cause i think Kate or Grace is perfection in a women, and not Kelly Brook.
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finally she is back she is soooooooooooooooooooh hot.
and natural breast feel better and look better no matter how big or small they are.
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Well I have natural 34D's and they are perkier than some C and B cups. The meat actually keeps them plump. I've seen a lot of girls with small breasts and their nipples hang at the bottom of their boobs. Some girls don't know how to take care of their boobs that's why they sag a lot. I wear a bra even when I sleep, and never work out without a sportsbra..I also moisturize my skin regularly to prevent skin from stretching, this is what causes sagging. So don't generalize shit that you don't know. I'm a girl with big boobs and I should know better.
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Phillip Crackhead you make no sense, why would you prefer smaller breasts to bigger ones given that they are in good condition not like your old girlfriend's. Do you also prefer flat butts ?
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@ # 52
I used to think that Phillip was gay, but now I see that he just has never been with a woman in his life yet. LOL!
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Yes, that seems to be his problem lol
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she is pretty but i dont know about hot she looks kinda old
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stunning. but who is she?
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BOOOBS are GOOD!
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I agree with Papi........ i'd lickit and stick it........ ALL freakin day long
She's hottttttttttt and so doable
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She reminds me of my nieces. They never have a problem finding good jobs.
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She should sell tweezers too. Those brows need some major shaping.
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Great great. Just what this world needs, ANOTHER skank ass fragrance with a semi-celeb's name attached to it.
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Those are the types of dresses you wear when your lower body is starting to spread...think JLH. Another one on the slippery slope before children...the curse of the curvy.
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Fuck the haters (i.e. homos and fashion obsessed no body white girls).
Her body is awesome. She's awesome.
She's pretty much perfect.
Like a fucking goddess.
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just accept the fact that people have different opinons.
It's really tiring.
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"No body white girl"
Isn't Kelly Brook white?
Racist boy.
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When you're 40" on the bottom before kids and in your 20's while you're a calender girl, you are in BIG TROUBLE when the ageing/fat fairy comes to visit.
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Kelly is known for her very womanly figure.
Based on recent pictures, though, it looks like it's deteriorating.
Hip area looks awful in these two pictures:
www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/06/14/bastardly-breaking-news-kelly-broo...
Shame :(
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Phillip Mckracken, You're gay too. Kelly is perfect. Not all big boobs sag. In fact, i've seen some chicks in porn flicks with rather SMALL breasts yet they were very saggy. They didn't sit high and nice, they looked like deflated hanging balloons. It can happen to anyone! Young or old, big breasts or small breasts.
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Tigobitties-Bigotitties
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Hell what am I sayin..... i do all the time, she's built EXACTLY like my wife
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She looks like a man. I never understood the big fuss.
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Anna Nicole anyone?
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Pretty smile, great body (don't mind a flat butt), beautiful boobies.
Not stunning, but pretty and hot.
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Her body is OK, now but based on her flat butt, she has an aversion to excercise...not good.
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And by "recent" I mean within the last 2 years!
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