Bastardly Hot or Not: Kelly Carlson @ Randolph Duke's Fashion Show
Thursday, October 18th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
And the Wiki says...Kelly Carlson (born February 17, 1976) is an American actress. She is known for her current role as Kimber Henry on Nip/Tuck. In 2001 she was listed on Tear Sheet Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful list, and in 2003 her career picked up with a role on Nip/Tuck. [Wiki]
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Looking a little plastic, but not bad.
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Hot. Isn't Randolph Duke from Trading Places?
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She was pretty hot in that john cena movie, other than that, meh
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Greasy hot.
Yeah....that *was* a character name from trading places- good eye!
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I wrote a screenplay for her
I call it "The Book of Job"
here's a little
Kelly Carlson: Hey john, it's so hot out here. I brought you some lemonade.
john: gee thanks Mrs. Carlson. I'm sorry i should put my shirt back on.
Kelly Carlson: No no that's okay you can keep it off. You are sweating so much john
are you sure you don't want to come inside for a little bit.
john: gosh Mrs. Carlson i don't know if i should, i still have a lot of work to do on your yard.
Kelly Carlson: oh come on now, i insist and i promise i won't bite.
john: well okay
then we fuck
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MOST DEFINITELY HOT.
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i dont want to lick her face but i'd tear her cunt to shreds
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Ha ha ha. I like the screenplay john.
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Looks like she practises what goes on in Nip/Tuck
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John....That is the screenplay for every porn movie ever made.
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Hate her hair but she's pretty and sexy.
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I'd lick her.
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She is a joy to behold, my eyes are chearing....
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I suck her toes and I don't even like blondes generally .....
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Jewelry is incredibly tacky. Face is so so, but the body is tight.
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true eduardo, but i didn't include the stage directions
that's what makes the difference
and i feel after seeing Kelly Carlson's performances
that she can fuck with a nuanced psychological gravity that will really bring something to the picture
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Ok....So minus the Ascots and the 70 disco music it would be one hot picture!!
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im going with #15, she definetly has a TIGHT body, but, eh, i dont know about her face...
so, ill go with NOT hot...
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I disagree w/ #18
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I'd smash and take pictures!!!
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I know she has skills, like being able to suck an orange through a hosepipe. Now that just adds to her portfolio.. Mmmmm
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sizzling hot.
yummy!
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She is a fugly fake skank that does nothing for me.
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A nice scene in an otherwise boring Starship Troopers sequel, but never saw her in anything else that she has done.
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i seriously want to lick her face! its so beautiful
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Too much eyebrow and her hair needs to be toned down a bit, too puffy.
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