Bastardly Breaking News!! Alessandra Ambrosio Wins Victoria's Secret Holiday, 2007 Catalog Cover!!
Posted on Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious

Big props to Omega for the photo!
Let's go over the three possible cover options:
1. Choose Adriana b/c she's possibly one of the most recognized models in the world.
2. Put all the girls on there just to be fair
3. Put another girl on there b/c let's admit it, they're all deliciously hot!
BUT, the fact of the matter is simple, they chose to go w/ Alessandra Ambrosio.
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ale's great but i don't like the cover, they should have gone with adriana
Who cares who they go with, they all need to eat something and work out. Skin and bones was never in, except in concentration and work camps.
Cover looks okay. Good for her.
She deserves the cover!
bleh..... i hate 5'10'' models..... why can't they be like 5'4 ish and have some hips.... i'm sure there are manyyyy hotter more beautiful girls who are this height
She looks stunning in this picture, I love it! Props to her!
This ugly manfaced tranny had to be airbrushed to shit in order to be a 5/10.
She deserves the cover on nearly any magazine. I just wish it were Swank.
5,
you are 5'4'', arent you? hahah Lima should have been on the cover!
FAIL.
doable
shez hot
but adriana is better
there are sooooo many angry short women out there! These girls did not pick the criteria to be super rich models, they just got lucky..don't hate on them! There are just as many statuesque, beautiful women as there are short, hippy, cute ones OK? apples and oranges baby...quit hating..it makes you look very unattractive and I'm sure this comes out in your relationships..guys leave you right?
now I believe in Santa Claus!!!
my point with Scarlett Johanssen at 5'4" perfectly proven...gained a little weight..can't be a roller coaster if you're a model..people need you to have a lean hot body...for more than 3 months.
What a cheesy-looking cover.
VS does seem to be pushing Ale a lot these days. She's all over the catalogs. I miss the old days when Adri ruled the catalogs and VS covers actually looked good. Sigh.
www.casperchristophersen.com/covers
Manessandra.
#17, whatever helps you sleep at night hun...
Ale is the only one who got the cover 3 times in a row(2005 v1,v2,2006 v2 and 2007 v1).And she is the only one who got the catalog cover 2 version in 2005.And don't act like getting christmas catalog cover means nothing.You know that its a big deal!And just because you don't like Ale or got upset that Adriana not getting the cover doesn't make this year covers less important.VS 3 very important catalog cover for their models vs swim vol 1 ,christmas catalog and valentine's day cover.....
no offense MOE
but since Adri only does(has long time contracts with) VS, Maybelline, and an Italian cell phone carries she is not that world recognizable.
Two of those companies only have business and advertising in America and the other one only in Italy.
Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Lily Cole, and Gemma Ward are world known because they have many contracts with many companies from around the world.
Maybelline is a huge international company. Adriana's Maybelline commercials air all over the world. VS is huge in the states. And she's had major magazine covers (Elle, GQ, Vogue, Cosmopolitan etc.) in so many countries (France, Portugal, Italy, Spain, Brazil, Germany, UK, USA, Turkey...)
I agree that Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss are bigger household names (Gemma and Lily are not). Still, Adriana's popularity and recognition is pretty far-reaching.
Google hits:
Kate Moss: 2,690,000
Adriana Lima: 2,380,000
Gisele Bundchen: 2,340,000
Gemma Ward: 492,000
Lily Cole: 306,000
YouTube videos:
Adriana Lima: 1,560
Kate Moss: 1,150
Gisele Bundchen: 776
Gemma Ward: 188
Lily Cole: 50
Bellazon posts:
Adriana Lima: 34,900
Gisele Bundchen: 11,546
Gemma Ward: 2,677
Kate Moss: 1,951
Lily Cole: 1,088
Assless Ambrosio noooooooooooo.
The world know that Adriana Lima is better. She should quit VS
pstroyer
fyi not all those video are youtube are lima video.
IF you type adriana lima in youtube, it also brings up all the VS fashion show videos and commericals that OTHER models like Gisele and Ale are in and not just adri all by herself
secondly if you type in adriana lima in a search engine like google
it searches for enteries that relate to "adriana" , "adriana lima" , "lima"
so of those hits refer to other women with that name adriana, some hits refer to the lima which is also a noun on its own. Plus it brings up all the VS stuff (with OTHER models not just her)
So you should really subtract all the videos, hits, VS stuff with other models, that are not directly and solely adriana lima related.
of course she does because she doesn't have a man-body shape like Adriana..
so hits and enteries refer to
things with the word "lima" in it, like lima bean
and other women name adriana
so the real number of adriana hits is much lower.
adriana lima is wayyyyyyyyyyyy better, what the hell is wrong with this. adriana lima should be on the cover, not this average looking girl ale. that sucks. everyone nows ale has nothing on lima.
junglegirl
if you were refers to me
I knew all that some because I am familiar with the internet, search engines, and computers. I mean have you ever searched for something like the words "jessica abla"
and on the 50th page of results it mentions "jessica" simpson or "jessica" biel or
"alba" beauty products.
This is basic knowledge if you use a search engine.
if you were referring***
"fyi not all those video are youtube are lima video.
IF you type adriana lima in youtube, it also brings up all the VS fashion show videos and commericals that OTHER models like Gisele and Ale are in and not just adri all by herself"
True but it''s the same for the other names so it evens out. Gisele has also been in VS shows so her name also shows up in those videos. Kate Moss has been in lots of different stuff. If you search for White Stripes her name will come up because she was in a White Stripes music video etc. As for Gemma and Lily, they're just not very popular.
"secondly if you type in adriana lima in a search engine like google
it searches for enteries that relate to “adriana†, “adriana lima†, “limaâ€
so of those hits refer to other women with that name adriana, some hits refer to the lima which is also a noun on its own. "
No. If you put "" around your search term (e.g. "adriana lima"), it will only find results that match the full name. And that's what I did in both Google and YouTube.
The above stats are just an indication. There's a big difference between Lily Cole's 300,000 hits and Adriana's 2,400,000.
And I can't believe you thought Maybelline only advertised in the states. Doesn't get much more international than that.
no omega I wasn't referring to u..
Maybeline is huge wordwide!
I have japanese magazines with her advertisings.
pstroyer
I was referring to the countries in which they advertise and you can also buy the product in that country.
I said "have business AND advertising" which means she the product on tv or in mags
and then going and buying it
(pstoyer and ADRIANA LIMA DA BEST) ,Can you buy Maybelline in Japan???
(I honestly don't know, never been to Japan)
oh and youtube
some of those enteries for "adriana lima"
are the SAME DAMN VIDEO but just posted by 10 different people.
I live in Denmark (Scandinavia, Nothern Europe). Adriana's Maybelline commercials run on national television and you'll find large posters of her in many stores selling Maybelline products. It's the same for our neighboring countries.
As for Japan, I don't know. Maybelline Asia tends to use mostly Asian models because they appeal more to the Asian public. I have seen Adriana in a Thai Maybelline commercial though along with Chinese actress, Zhang Ziyi.
"are the SAME DAMN VIDEO but just posted by 10 different people."
still someone bothered spending their time uploading it because they liked it (=popularity).
btw. there's also duplicate videos with Gisele and Kate
or maybe the other 9 people just don't bother to checked if their video already exists.
somebody just post stuff, even if its been posted before
I did that once accidently
i don't care whos on the cover of what. i know whos hotter
and omega. calm down. you ales p.r. or what? shit. you goin' to deep. you too pstroyer. you guys are scary. too deep...
There was a recent article talking about the new models being added to the VS roster, and the guy in charge of signing the models said that covers, promotion, etc of each model depends on how much merchandise they move. If merchandise one particular model is promoting sells a lot (as was the case with Gisele when she was first signed to VS and according to VS, most customers referred to 'the Gisele bra or Gisele bathing suit on pg #') - then that is who keeps getting covers and gets 'priority.'
I'm not an Alessandra or Selita fan. I find them both boring and they lack that spark. But if Alessandra keeps getting covers it is because she's selling the most merchandise and VS is a business after all.
This woman does have hips she's not built like a boy at all. In fact this is what a real woman should look like.
pstroyer
I use
chanel
DKNY
Lancome
L'oreal
Too Faced
don't know why certain comments aren't posting.
i want to do her so badly
THE COVER SHOULD BE ALESSANDRA AND ADRIANA TOGETHER. THEY BOTH WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE ONES.
to omega:
Sure. Maybeline is sold in Japan.(besides, why would they advertise and dont sell the products??)
And here in Brazil too. there was Maybeline ads with Adriana Lima here and i can buy products too! :D
Well, still pissed. VS dont give Adriana the attention she deserves. Now they seem to be only focus on Assless Ambrosio . :(
Alessandra is gorgeous
Adriana has some of the most amazing eyes I´ve seen, she also has the best butt...but she always does the very same pose. Alessandra is not that different: she usually pouts or slightly opens her mouth. God forgive me for what I´m about to say: I know Gisele Bundchen has a man face, I know she´s a bitch and I hate her, but she is the most versatile model these days (Victoria Secret´s made a mistake in not keeping her).
omega how can you be sooo stupid???? MAYBELLINE even advertises in the Philippines, so how the fuck can it not in Japan? Japan, Korea, China and Hongkong are like the big countries in east Asia so they have like everything. and why the hell would you advertise in an area people can't buy?!?!?!
duhh... there are maybelline stalls in every big mall in even a small city like cebu, so how much more in the bigger areas!? duhh..
PSTROYER, THANKS FOR THE ADRIANA'S VS COVER PICTURES, DUDE!
I WILL SAY AGAIN, ALE AND ADRI SHOULD BE IN THE COVER TOGETHER.
I love her
twinkle
I haven't been to asia so I don't know what they advertise or sell.
There are cases in which advertisers advertise a product you can only get in one place
besides we were talking about japan not that other shit
Gisele should be on it :)
granted Gisele face was rough
and she wasn't a nice humble person
but GISELE CAN MODEL
This bitch is overrated as shit. She's got no ass and tiny boobs. What the fuck do people see in her?
#44
Okay. L'Oreal owns Maybelline so if you support L'Oreal you support Maybelline as well. They're practically the same thing.
Latest VS News:
Spice Girls won't be the only performer name at the VSFS 2007.
Kanye West will be opening the show and Seal will also be performing.
At least according to this source:
www.antimusic.com/news/07/oct/17Spicy_Kanye_Seal_for_TV_Fashion_Show.sht...
Yay!
yup, this is what women should look like.
Ale has an unique beauty and a great shapely body. If she was a normal girl, she'd definitely get a lot of guys drooling over her. But I notice that with popularity comes hate. The more a person gets popular, the more people start disliking that person. A lot of them just get bored with seeing them everywhere, a few get jealous but either way, this is what's happening here.
Well, Maybelline is not very popular in other countries (nowhere near as popular as in the USA). But I think Giselle, Ale and Adri are all known world-wide.
@51 & @58 - I agree. Gisele was mean, conceited, rude, rough looking and reportedly a lot older than she claims - but she can model. If Adriana Lima is the most searched/or least searched model online, it's really irrelevant unless that's translating into remarkable sales/inquiries for the brands she's representing. That's why she makes something like $5 million a year representing various brands and Gisele is making over 10x's that amount (not including her hotel/sandals and licensed products).
I think Adriana has beautiful eyes and great abs - certainly hotter than many celebs out there - but she's become a two look model (kissy happy face or pouty serious face and that's not including the usual open mouth/tongue out poses) - and now with 2 Adrianas, she doesn't stand out despite her eyes and abs. Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima have an identical look now. In one of the newer Catalogues, there are a lot more pictures of Miranda Kerr as Adriana Lima than there are of Adriana. Where MK and AL are on the same page, MK's pics are bigger in addition to many full pages she got in one of the newer catalogues. Miranda also has her own solo VS commercials that play a lot over here.
I like the old school VS models like Laeticia Casta, Tyra, several others, they were a lot sexier, interesting, better models and more unique than the current roster of VS models. But I guess VS is a career for some models and a stepping stone for others.
Her body is great the only thing I dont like is that she is tall. I would want her body only shorter.
Whatever happened to VS model Teresa Lourenco? She's waay hotter than Alessandra and supposedly the reason Lenny Kravitz dumped Adriana Lima, but she never made it to angel status.
http://models.com/model_culture/tales_model/teresa/images/teresa-color_t...
Pretty sure cumming on her stomach would be the best 10 seconds of my life.
she looks good here.. but i still prefer adriana
bah what a bad-looking bitch
Full of photoshop, they don't fool me anymore.
FYI i live in Indonesia, in the city call TANGERANG, n we do have Maybelline here, Adri do a commercial for a meybelline mascaras, and yes in the tv we can see maybelline commercial with adri, zhang ziyi, and kemp muhl as the model. I ever go to china and i found Maybelline there. And you know in city like Jakarta, you can easily find a lot of brands, such as lancome, dior, mac, estee lauder, chanel, and a lot. INDONESIAN GIRL ARE PETITE my friends say that LIma is fat !! but she still look hot, i prefer Ale, she is fresher
also, methinks someone needs to get a life *eyeroll*
ok then my bad
about maybelline being a an american only product
in germany and italy, my mom and I never checked the makeup aisle for maybelline
we don't use that brand.
charlotte
that was very well spoken
and that sounds very true
twinkle can you even read?
in asian countries they use asian models not adri
so it does not make a difference in this particular to fuss over those countries
Alessandra is looking stunning as always
@23 and 42 good point.
@48 i think vs is pushing for ale & miranda but i like ale & adri together better
maybelline is global but not adriana lima's name. i think tyra banks & heidi klum are the most recognizable names globally. thanks to their tv shows.
"L’Oreal owns Maybelline so if you support L’Oreal you support Maybelline as well."
this is childish. i doubt l'oreal would keep maybelline if their sales do poorly.
do you use l'oreal?
i hate these two words "real women", what is not a real woman is a man dress like a girl, a man who got a sex change operation , and men.
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