Melyssa Ford & Her Ass @ BET Hip Hop Awards

And the Wiki says...
Melyssa Savannah Ford (born on November 7, 1976 [1] in Toronto, Ontario) is an Canadian model and actress. She attended York University and studied in the field of forensic psychology. Ford's father is Afro-Bajan and her mother is Russian and Norwegian. She is often referred to as Jessica Rabbit, after the character from the animated film Who Framed Roger Rabbit whose voluptuous figure Ford is said to resemble. [Wiki]

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Too much ass.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:06pm
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Yuck. Hers is bigger than Kim's.
What happened to normal looking figures such as Yasmine Bleets before she got fat and Rose Mcgowan minus the face?

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:14pm
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I didn't know she was part Russian/Norwegian. Can use that ass as a table.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:30pm
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Man she's hot. And what a great ass.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:40pm
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I'd eat on that ass... but she's a dime a dozen in canada though.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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What a disgusting ass. She has steatophygia. Vile and freakish....Looks like her ass crack stinks. I don't get why men like this huuuuuge ass. It's where you shit and fart from. All I hear when I see a black woman are farting and diarrhea sounds. It must take ker hours to wipe her ass. Repulsive...

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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lmao @ all the anorexic flat assed white girls and the no pussy gettin lames that visit this site stay spewin hate on females THAT ACTUAL LOOK LIKE FUCKIN FEMALES. Shit is always entertaining.

Ms. Ford is always bangin. More pics of her need to be posted. :)

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 1:22pm
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her toilet paper bills must be extaordinary

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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aja you are pathetic

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 1:50pm
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#9, and probably a 12 year old boy.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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I'll tap that ass whenever she wants.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 2:35pm
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DAMN,.,, so so fine!!!!

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 2:43pm
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yes.yes.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 4:39pm
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I'd eat that ass.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 4:57pm
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This ass is too big, but kinda suits her. What I don't like is her face.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 5:13pm
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I find it extremely ridiculous that some people's definiteon of a real female is a woman that looks like a cheap hooker, poses naked in magazines, has fake breasts and uses spandex to push her butt-fat up (a-la-Beyonce). You can say she's hot if you think so, but please don't put this fake slut as an example of what all women should be like. What a fucking joke!

And I agree, I'm all for real women, real figures, proportionate figures, not too fat, not too skinny, not a cartoonish plastic body...just healthy looking all together.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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shes kinda, eh, un attractive, but, she is a UNIVERSE better looking than Kim Kardashian.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 6:11pm
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Hah, hah, hah, what Aja said was completely true. These black women truly believe big asses are sexy. But in actuality big asses are hideous and ugly and look so unclean most men actually laugh and make joke's about them. And white women just feel so much relief that they DONT have big butts. Dont worry you will never make it a trend or sexy. And a big butt IS manly.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 6:59pm
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Las- men don't have big butts. Admit it, you failed biology 101 didn't you.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 7:17pm
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What is the deal with all these men who have the hots for unhealthy, out of shape women? A giant ass is not healthy. How many female athletes do you see with massive, fat, jiggly asses? If you are attracted to that we have to wonder why you'd be turned on by a woman with health problems.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 8:43pm
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The Woman Is "SLAMMIN"!! PERIOD!

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 9:23pm
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#22, you're a fag, that's what it is.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 12:18am
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I agree with Aja...that shit is disgusting

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 2:50am
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i think aja is a stupid racist idiot.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 5:57am
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I agree with Lemon. Why do people think if you have massive boobs, arse, lips etc you're beautiful?
That is not what real women look like. We are not cartoons or plastic at all.
Curves are nice but as long as you don't look inhuman.
I hate this BIG obsession just as much as I hate the skinny obsession.
STOP saying anorexic wh8ite girls OK.
Next time I see a black girl with a narrow nose I might say look, she has a white girl nose.
Stop it with the racist shit OK.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 8:53am
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With a face this fugly, I don´t really care about the ass, which doesn´t even look good, and I normally like big booty bitches. Pass.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 2:00pm
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Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:11pm
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*definition

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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@ #7 aja, we already know that you're bulemic, so your opinion doesn't count.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 12:19am
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