that's going to be one fucked up looking baby

Let's hope they used a donor.

he does look like a monkey. she looks like a clown, though.

Since she's orange skinned and he looks so much like a monkey I think she's going to give birth to an orangutan. Maybe the baby will grow up to be like Dr. Zayas (from Planet of the Apes for those of you not in the know).

The baby is going to come out wearing Lancome.

Does she ever go out without 20 lbs of makeup on her face?

God damn, I don't know that Suri Cruise will be the ugliest baby anymore.

can someone explain to me why, Xtina, who, while im not big into her, she could have pretty much her choice of men on earth, and she picks....Jordan Bratman.

and not only that she allows him to put his penis in her, but, proceeds to let him IMPREGNATE HER...

there is something seriously wrong with the world when someone that looks like HIM, gets someone that looks like her.

very very wrong.

^^ maybe because she doesn't look much better than him when she takes that heavy mask off?

Xtina is not an ugly girl, but everytime I see her the word slut comes to mind. It's just the way she carries herself... Her boyfriend on the other hand..yikes...it would be a mirracle if this baby looks good with a dad like that.

Wow, you people are all incredibly shallow... I know this is pretty radical idea but maybe Christina chose Jordan based on his intelligence and personality?

shallow?

cmon, intellegence? personality?

dude, hes another person whos famous cause he was born into a rich family.

can anyone say if they saw this dude working at like best buy, instead of driving around like LA in a BMW, theyd HONESTLY even talk to him to see if he HAD a good personality?

yeah, thats what i thought...

Disgusting waste of air. Both her and the chimp.

I'd fuck her, even knocked up.

Does anyone know what the baby is going to be? Girl, boy, human, primate?