Lauren Conrad Does October, 2007 Maxim Magazine
Friday, October 12th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Lauren & her friends from MTV's The Hills are seriously whored to the media the last few weeks. They seem to sneak into every damn event w/ MTV's help. Let's hope they're using this precious opportunity to sleep around w/ rich & powerful men in the biz b/c I just can't see the The Hills staying on TV much longer...
lauren=fatass
she needs to do some coke
stop pretending to be a such a good girl you cockblock
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Photoshop rules!
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She is stunning we need more pictures of her
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this poor girl is completely and utterly incapable of even approaching sexy, not even in the distant vicinity of sexy, there isn't even a modicum of sexy in her enitre-ok i'l stop..and that's ok..yawn.
team audrina!
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I seen her in l.a and I would bang her lol
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Not EVERYBODY is doing coke you dumb attention whore! Some of us are quite happily addicted to Oxys, thankyouverymuch :D
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Oxy is worse. And her gut is not attractive, so any guy that hits on her is wanting her family's money and to get on TV. Audrina needs some smash, though.
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LMFAO....
"The worst part is when people talk about how much they hate you...Im not playing a charachter, this is who i am"
hey you stuck up bitch, dont you think THAT MIGHT BE A FUCKING CLUE TO RETHINK YOUR ATTITUDE AND PERSONALITY!?!?!?
what a fucking arrogent bitch, she is not at ALL attractive, shes so beyond mediocre is RIDICULOUS, and, shes a big fat ZERO in the personality department. this bitch has NO redeeming vaule to society. i hope she gets pregnent by Kevin Federline.
Jesus chris, but i STILL hate Kristin Cavaslutti WAY more....
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This picture brought to you by photoshop. Last time I saw this girl, she was fat. Kind of reminded me of shrek.
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I'd fuck the shit out of her bony white ass. She looks like a bad lay though. All those chicks do. Heidi looks hot thanks to some photoshop in some magazine I saw yesterday. Her boobs looked huge.
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definetly agree Larry, she looks like a dead fish in the bedroom. one of those, get done so i can go back to shopping or doing my make up trying to make my ugly ass look somewhat attractive women.
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NEED MORE PICS
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She is so disgustingly average that it pains my nuts.
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Oh and I hate Kristin aswell, but she's not ugly.
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