Bastardly Nude Poll: Jessica Biel vs. Megan Fox



This is a new category of posts which pits two women against each other (they don't necessarily have to be hot, mind you). The topic @ hand is simple: Decide which one of the two women you want to see naked most.

This might appear to be an easy task on the surface, but it's very complicated once take all physical attributes of the two women in question under consideration.

Example: Jessica Biel vs. Megan Fox

Your Job: Browse through the photos & decide which chick you wanna see naked most. Since there is no third option, you gotta choose one or the other.





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Fox is a trashcan and Biel is a horse. Tough choice.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:37pm
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And horse beats trashcan everytime

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:40pm
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mmm... megan fox may just be so hard up to make it big that she would do ANYTHING to further her career. ifyaknowwaddaimean... *wink, wink - nudge nudge*

like swing from the rafters type @#$!

/thick now. dangit!

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:42pm
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page9 1st image...

and thats how jessica looks to me as i stare at her; having throughly plowed her field in fantastically aerobic runner-up "make me feel better" type night-of-wild-freaky-SEX kinda way.

/just sayin'

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:45pm
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IF I HAD TO PICK, I WOULD GO WITH BIEL. SHE IS HOT AS HELL!! HOWEVER I WOULD RATHER TAKE ON BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. FOX LOOKS LIKE SHE WOULD BE NAUGHTY

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:57pm
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Close race, but I'm going with Biel by a nose.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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As much as I love Megan Fox....I can't vote for her...because that's David Silver's sloppy seconds....

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:07pm
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Biel gets extra points for being a natural beauty.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:13pm
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This is so easy. Megan might have a a real sultry face, but she is rail thin and thus doesn't have much of a body.

Jessica though, has a great face and she's got a body to boot and man is it sweet.

Biel hands down.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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biel. absolutely.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:22pm
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Biel is way hotter, Fox has always too much makeup, and too much tatoos. Becomes pretty average without all the paint job(but still hot)

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:43pm
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biel, for reason stated by #2.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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Agree with 1&2, Fox has tiny droopy tits and graffiti, and Biel is waaaaaay to muscular to be truly sexy in a feminine way.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:58pm
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Megan Fox has no ass from those tight jeans shots I saw the other day. Her pink dress is booty padded up big time. She also looks freakish because she is trying soooo HARD.

Biel is sex on legs and she barely tries..just oozes it naturally...that's sexy.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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WELL, JESSICA BIEL HAS THE HOTTEST BODY AND AN AMAZING ASS, BUT MEGAN FOX IS SEXIER, LOOKS WILD AND I REALLY LIKE HER EXOTIC FACE.

HARD DECISION!

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 2:17pm
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Are these two women fighting over Justn Timberlake or is it just a Bastardly´s hypothetical match-up?

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 2:24pm
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I can't believe m.fox is losing so badly...

Moe
Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 2:52pm
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Fox is losing to Biel because Fox oozes WHORE, whereas Biel comes across as a hard-working, disciplined woman.

Fox is only pretty because she wears an ASS-load of makeup. Biel is a natural beauty.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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Biel of course. She actually has curves, and very appealing one.
Biel's body + Megan's face would make a gorgeous girl.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 3:13pm
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all I know is that first pic of biel is freaking outstanding =P~~~

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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In these pictures, Biel, but in general, Fox.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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"Biel’s body + Megan’s face would make a gorgeous girl."

Agreed.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 3:44pm
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Biel gets extra points for not having trashy retarded tattoos, and have such a hot ass nose. That is one great nose. And her ass is unbeatable. I would dump loads into that thing.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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WOW... I think Megan Fox is DEFFINITELY much sexier and prettier than J. Biel

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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Jessica any day! I'd cum deep in her ass.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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Mr Chubby's going to have to give this one a lot of thought...
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SPLAT.

Biel.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 4:49pm
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im still confused that someone as ovbioulsy gay as Justin Timberlake doesnt just own up and come out of the closet.

it dont matter how many chicks that dude fucks, we all know hed rather be the one getting fucked.

i voted for fox for the simple fact i think weve seen everything but Biels vagina.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 5:01pm
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Biel is a bit over-hyped. Megan Fox: Shawty is da shit

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 6:15pm
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Megan Fox has an amazing face and I don't see how so few of you think so.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 6:20pm
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Megan's face, Jessica's body...ultimately, I'd go Megan. May be less curvy, but I can still see her body being sultry, although thin. Jessica's face is just not sexy.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 6:25pm
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wow, i think megan fox is like 8 million times hotter than j. biel but im a girl so what do i know! :p

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 6:32pm
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..and wouldn't you guys prefer the anorexic looking chick??

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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megan is so much prettier when she doesn't have all that shitty makeup on her face. since she looks like a whore with it, im going with jessica.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 7:26pm
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LOL THE TATTOO SPEAKS TOO! I CHOOSE THE TATTOO.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 7:34pm
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Seriously JB is awesome. She has some weight on her, she is not just a little waif. JB is the winner. Bring on the next challenger! Perhaps JB will be usurped but "IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!!!". JB is as close to perfection as can be.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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I'll take Fox. Classy face, even without the makeup. I like her body. The ink is horrible for the most part. She's one tit-job away from a pornstar body.
Biel is going to get fat soon, and has a very plain look.

That Brian Austin Green thing is disgusting though. Barring that, Fox wins.

Have you noticed the majority of posters who support Fox are women (at least their handle suggests so)?

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 8:41pm
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Good GAWD Biel's body is deelish. Healthy looking female body > typical hollywood bones look. Nuff said.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 9:09pm
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hmmmz... megan fox

just because shes into hot agresive sex

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 9:15pm
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Megan is running out of clean skin to deface.

At least Biel stopped at one.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 10:13pm
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i'm gonna have to go with miss fox
she looked sooo good in transformers
in a couple shots biel's nose looks like it's turning into michael jackson's....and generally i just don't like her face

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 12:55am
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I don't get why any girl would want to even talk to that weasel Timberlake.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 2:30am
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@51. I don´t think Megan has wide hips. Frankly, they look quite narrow.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 8:15am
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While I would love to see the tattoo above Megan's stink box, Mr Chubby would much rather see Jessica naked. He could then give her the proper five finger salute.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 9:48am
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I would certainly dig for megan fox!!! fox rocks!!!

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 11:36am
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I'll go for the Biel. Don't really see the point to fox - she's just annoying.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 11:56am
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easy choice. biel all the way

fox is trash

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 12:10pm
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a pretty face is always better than a pretty body! beil is WAY plain looking, plus look at her nasy short and thick arms!
megan is beautiful and got a nice body, and is NOT too thin!

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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Fox. Biel just looks like a straight laced dork.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 3:13pm
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fox is prettier, but biel has better body and her face is not bad so that makes her hot.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 3:59pm
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All I can say is that, these two make for the menage a trois of the year.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 5:06pm
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skinny thighs are a turn off..as said above.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 6:02pm
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biel is sorta a butterface and fox beats her even when she has craters on her skin

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 6:26pm
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Biel FTW!

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 8:24pm
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megan....because theres so many things wrong with jessicas face that its really sad to look at her.
jessica's a horse, thats true.
dull eyes
ugly eyes
horse teeth
NASTY nose.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 5:14am
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meagan is hotter without that nasty make up.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 7:39am
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@69. That was a bad nose job. Her nose used to be ok, but she had the stupid idea of making it smaller....now you can see the (bad) the results.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 9:57am
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Tough choice yeh
buh Megan fox is defenetly Sexier
shez more kinkier
and she dresses AWSOME
n hur BODY IS BEYOD GORGEOUS

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 10:50am
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Megan is one to take home and not let anyone know, Jessica is a take home and never let go. Jessica is the only choice of the two who could conceive my children.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 1:25pm
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@75 Megan Fox i would take home and let everyone know but it would be like turning a ho into a house wife. She's the chick my mom warned me about. Biel is wifey material.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 1:46pm
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I'd pop a few pills of E and viagra for this.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 2:13pm
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FOX IS A MACHINE!!!!!
BIEL IS GORGEOUS!!!!

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 3:25pm
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biel still looks like a man to me! fox- beautiful face and actually feminine.
plus brian austin green is hotter than faggy JT.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 10:18pm
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Jessica by miles, Megan is a bad actress and over rated, Jessica is more natural looking and has great tits.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 3:47am
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Jessica for 2 vital reasons...TITS AND ASS.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 8:19am
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the numbers speak for themselves...I concur.

I also agree witht the tits and ass statement of course with a trim waist in between. If a woman those 3 things...nothing else matters as long as her face is at least kinda cute or average and above..she's HOT. Everyone has their own deal breakers and a flat ass and chest are mine.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 9:31am
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nah, she would need a tit job and glute implants. Jessica had a nice butt way back before she was super working out. Megan looks like a skinny skank...and the tatoos/overall lack of class...well..game over.

Jessica Biel's face is gorgeous...beautiful eyes, nice nose (Megan had a nosejob as well) and the LIPS, hot damn! Look at Megan's collagen upper lip..gross. Megan has nice eyes and hair..that's IT..not enough to be hot in my books.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 10:44am
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sometimes you have to go with the trashy hoe instead of the 7th Heavenly goddess!

Think I'm going with the Foxxx....

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:44pm
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I think that Megan will be hotter more intense fuck. Prolly a bit more acrobatic. Jessica looks like she's pretty straight sex'd.

Megan looks like she'd take it in every hole and beg for more.

Beil for bread and butter, Fox for teh dirty stuff.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 12:58pm
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Fox has a prettier face, more sex appeal...overrall I would go with Biel because she has the best body and a cute face.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 9:15pm
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Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. Biel is looking scrawny compared to a year ago.

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 @ 11:45pm
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All about Jessica's sweet bubble Butt. Would butt fuck her all night long

Saturday, October 27th, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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Very hard choice but I had to go with Biel.

Thursday, November 1st, 2007 @ 7:42pm
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Jessica biel. Megan has way too much lip stick, has her mouth open in every photo, shes plain, skinny and a copycat of Angalina jole. Jess has a better, an interseting face and a great body. Megan i s skank!

Monday, November 5th, 2007 @ 5:26pm
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I would take Biel! Although I would love to Bend Jessica over and do her from behind why she is eating that sweet pussy of Megan's!! Megan is a ATM Girl........... LOL :)

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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Jessica Biel has a gorgeous body and that first picture of Fox makes her look like a whore. I think if there were other pics of Fox up, it would make it harder to decide. But I agree with some people that body wise, Biel would win. Face wise with the right make up artist...Fox would win.

Saturday, December 1st, 2007 @ 7:08pm
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both are sexy and fuckable

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 5:36pm
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Megan all the way..

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 @ 7:05pm
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they are both very beautifull....

biel despite her horse-like features is still drop dead gorgeous (face inclusive)

fox despite her white trailer trash outlook has a warmth that is very very rare...

I hate you guys for even asking me to choose between the two... but nice set of pics though.

Friday, February 22nd, 2008 @ 9:49am
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LOL!!!! That was too funny.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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Biel looks pretty hot right there

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:45pm
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want to fuck both for days on end and call it even.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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Biel, hands down! Fox looks like a freak, and, while I'd like to f**k her brains out, I'd rather do like JT and take Biel to work and get quickies every hour or so!

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:08pm
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*Ding-ding*
Ladeeez and Genelmann.. In tonights hotties bout, we have two highly fancied champs! In da one corner we have 'Booty' Biel... In da other corner, 'Feral' Fox...

It'll be a tight contest to be sure, but who'll come out the winner....?

My money is on *static interference*, but wat does this old soak know?

Now keep it clean gurls, keep it clean. No punchin' or gougin'.

But, err..if ya should wanna kiss, caress or wrestle even..w-ell..who am I to stop yuz?!?

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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megan's got a prettier face...but jess just has an amazing body...arms, ass, legs, boobs, stomach. everything

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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Oh I would like to test drive both but I can tell you the Biel is the one I'd rather have hanging around the house as well as the bedroom. That chick seems so much more grounded that the tattoo covered twig. Biel is a woman.... yeah baby!

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 4:32pm
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I don't know. Biel is overrated in every single aspect. Megan is underrated, but she also looks cheap (something about her face) and has a lot of tattos.

So in the end..either show me both, or show me neither...it won't be that big of a loss in my eyes.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 6:32pm
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Megan Fox's legs (thighs) are so thin, you could fly a plane through them...the classic wide hips, thin thigh combo...NOT sexy...also a flattish bum in candid pics (jeans) and not built up with materials.

Her tatoos and Kim K "look at me" personality reeks of fame desperation..esp her open mouth poses..she should just morph into Jenna Jameson already.

I love Jessica's face, body and personality...HOT DAMN!!!

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 10:22pm
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megan fox has a beautiful face but jessica biel has a phenomenal body

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 9:49am
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and in pic 4 she looks like a dude.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 3:14pm
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Really don't like either of them. I'd do nasty things to them, sure. But I find neither one 'hot' or worth the price of admission. Only one (Biel) has been in a decent movie (The Illusionist) in their entire careers, so I have no idea why they are sought after stars or on the 'fast track'. Both give off that skank, tattooed, Hollywood soon-to-be-has-been vibe.

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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@72 Get the fuck outta here! Biel's body would run cirlces around her.

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 12:27pm
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team megan at least her face doesn't look like a plastic man
megan can work out and have a good body too that's how jesica had her body.

Monday, October 15th, 2007 @ 9:35am
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i voted for beil but now that i'm thinking about it i think i'd like to see fox naked
because i'd like to see if she has any more of King Lear tattooed on her body
like maybe
"nothing will come of nothing
speak again"
tattooed right above her vagina

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:50pm
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I think everyone wants to see if that famous ass is real, including me

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 3:02pm
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Esta tan claro como el agua, Jessica Biel fue perjudicada por las fotos y porque es fea, Megan Fox desnúdate ya!

Sunday, October 14th, 2007 @ 12:43pm
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Biel is the hottest actress right now, she has the best body and doesn't have a horse face. She used to be a bit too bulky but has slimmed down in the few years lot less muscle and is looking hot. Bigger boobs and nicer ass. Much rather see her naked than Fox, Plus fox is ruined with her horrrrrrrrible tattoos. She has such bad tattoos it isn't even funny.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 12:51pm
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I'd gladly bet my left nut that Biel being a "hard-working, disciplined woman" has nothing to do with why more people want to see her nude than Fox.

It's simple, Fox is on the verge of being anorexic. She's got no body really. Biel's rocking that shit hard....and nice. ;)

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 3:03pm
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Jessica is pro & Megan is ameture in the Dept. of SEX. Jessica is an ASS-QUEEN. I am ready to die to fuck her in the ass.

Monday, March 10th, 2008 @ 12:26pm
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no contest, biel is a goddess and megan is a skank. JESSICA ALL THE WAY.

ow.
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:39am
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you suck and you know meagen fox is hot so say it i know you wanto.

Sunday, January 11th, 2009 @ 4:26am
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Put me down for Megan Fox.

ACE
Monday, April 21st, 2008 @ 10:43am
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NUFF SAID

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 4:43am
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Megan Fox is the sexiest person ever born, i still love jessica biel's fantastic ass, id ride that shit all around town if i had the chance. But can't compare with the greatest/

Monday, November 17th, 2008 @ 7:25pm
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meagan's hot and shes kind of the main reoson why i watched transformers and i cant stand seeing her get torn apart so meagen woot woot your the one i pick.

Sunday, January 11th, 2009 @ 4:24am
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