Bastardly Nude Poll: Jessica Biel vs. Megan Fox

Fox is a trashcan and Biel is a horse. Tough choice.

And horse beats trashcan everytime

mmm... megan fox may just be so hard up to make it big that she would do ANYTHING to further her career. ifyaknowwaddaimean... *wink, wink - nudge nudge*

like swing from the rafters type @#$!

/thick now. dangit!

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and thats how jessica looks to me as i stare at her; having throughly plowed her field in fantastically aerobic runner-up "make me feel better" type night-of-wild-freaky-SEX kinda way.

/just sayin'

IF I HAD TO PICK, I WOULD GO WITH BIEL. SHE IS HOT AS HELL!! HOWEVER I WOULD RATHER TAKE ON BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. FOX LOOKS LIKE SHE WOULD BE NAUGHTY

Close race, but I'm going with Biel by a nose.

As much as I love Megan Fox....I can't vote for her...because that's David Silver's sloppy seconds....

Biel gets extra points for being a natural beauty.

This is so easy. Megan might have a a real sultry face, but she is rail thin and thus doesn't have much of a body.

Jessica though, has a great face and she's got a body to boot and man is it sweet.

Biel hands down.

biel. absolutely.

Biel is way hotter, Fox has always too much makeup, and too much tatoos. Becomes pretty average without all the paint job(but still hot)

biel, for reason stated by #2.

Agree with 1&2, Fox has tiny droopy tits and graffiti, and Biel is waaaaaay to muscular to be truly sexy in a feminine way.

Megan Fox has no ass from those tight jeans shots I saw the other day. Her pink dress is booty padded up big time. She also looks freakish because she is trying soooo HARD.

Biel is sex on legs and she barely tries..just oozes it naturally...that's sexy.

WELL, JESSICA BIEL HAS THE HOTTEST BODY AND AN AMAZING ASS, BUT MEGAN FOX IS SEXIER, LOOKS WILD AND I REALLY LIKE HER EXOTIC FACE.

HARD DECISION!

Are these two women fighting over Justn Timberlake or is it just a Bastardly´s hypothetical match-up?

I can't believe m.fox is losing so badly...

Fox is losing to Biel because Fox oozes WHORE, whereas Biel comes across as a hard-working, disciplined woman.

Fox is only pretty because she wears an ASS-load of makeup. Biel is a natural beauty.

Biel of course. She actually has curves, and very appealing one.
Biel's body + Megan's face would make a gorgeous girl.

all I know is that first pic of biel is freaking outstanding =P~~~

In these pictures, Biel, but in general, Fox.

"Biel’s body + Megan’s face would make a gorgeous girl."

Agreed.

Biel gets extra points for not having trashy retarded tattoos, and have such a hot ass nose. That is one great nose. And her ass is unbeatable. I would dump loads into that thing.

WOW... I think Megan Fox is DEFFINITELY much sexier and prettier than J. Biel

Jessica any day! I'd cum deep in her ass.

Mr Chubby's going to have to give this one a lot of thought...
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Biel.

im still confused that someone as ovbioulsy gay as Justin Timberlake doesnt just own up and come out of the closet.

it dont matter how many chicks that dude fucks, we all know hed rather be the one getting fucked.

i voted for fox for the simple fact i think weve seen everything but Biels vagina.

Biel is a bit over-hyped. Megan Fox: Shawty is da shit

Megan Fox has an amazing face and I don't see how so few of you think so.

Megan's face, Jessica's body...ultimately, I'd go Megan. May be less curvy, but I can still see her body being sultry, although thin. Jessica's face is just not sexy.

wow, i think megan fox is like 8 million times hotter than j. biel but im a girl so what do i know! :p

..and wouldn't you guys prefer the anorexic looking chick??

megan is so much prettier when she doesn't have all that shitty makeup on her face. since she looks like a whore with it, im going with jessica.

LOL THE TATTOO SPEAKS TOO! I CHOOSE THE TATTOO.

Seriously JB is awesome. She has some weight on her, she is not just a little waif. JB is the winner. Bring on the next challenger! Perhaps JB will be usurped but "IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!!!". JB is as close to perfection as can be.

I'll take Fox. Classy face, even without the makeup. I like her body. The ink is horrible for the most part. She's one tit-job away from a pornstar body.
Biel is going to get fat soon, and has a very plain look.

That Brian Austin Green thing is disgusting though. Barring that, Fox wins.

Have you noticed the majority of posters who support Fox are women (at least their handle suggests so)?

Good GAWD Biel's body is deelish. Healthy looking female body > typical hollywood bones look. Nuff said.

hmmmz... megan fox

just because shes into hot agresive sex

Megan is running out of clean skin to deface.

At least Biel stopped at one.

i'm gonna have to go with miss fox
she looked sooo good in transformers
in a couple shots biel's nose looks like it's turning into michael jackson's....and generally i just don't like her face

I don't get why any girl would want to even talk to that weasel Timberlake.

@51. I don´t think Megan has wide hips. Frankly, they look quite narrow.

While I would love to see the tattoo above Megan's stink box, Mr Chubby would much rather see Jessica naked. He could then give her the proper five finger salute.

I would certainly dig for megan fox!!! fox rocks!!!

I'll go for the Biel. Don't really see the point to fox - she's just annoying.

easy choice. biel all the way

fox is trash

a pretty face is always better than a pretty body! beil is WAY plain looking, plus look at her nasy short and thick arms!
megan is beautiful and got a nice body, and is NOT too thin!

Fox. Biel just looks like a straight laced dork.

fox is prettier, but biel has better body and her face is not bad so that makes her hot.

All I can say is that, these two make for the menage a trois of the year.

skinny thighs are a turn off..as said above.

biel is sorta a butterface and fox beats her even when she has craters on her skin

Biel FTW!

megan....because theres so many things wrong with jessicas face that its really sad to look at her.
jessica's a horse, thats true.
dull eyes
ugly eyes
horse teeth
NASTY nose.

meagan is hotter without that nasty make up.

@69. That was a bad nose job. Her nose used to be ok, but she had the stupid idea of making it smaller....now you can see the (bad) the results.

Tough choice yeh
buh Megan fox is defenetly Sexier
shez more kinkier
and she dresses AWSOME
n hur BODY IS BEYOD GORGEOUS

Megan is one to take home and not let anyone know, Jessica is a take home and never let go. Jessica is the only choice of the two who could conceive my children.

@75 Megan Fox i would take home and let everyone know but it would be like turning a ho into a house wife. She's the chick my mom warned me about. Biel is wifey material.

I'd pop a few pills of E and viagra for this.

FOX IS A MACHINE!!!!!
BIEL IS GORGEOUS!!!!

biel still looks like a man to me! fox- beautiful face and actually feminine.
plus brian austin green is hotter than faggy JT.

Jessica by miles, Megan is a bad actress and over rated, Jessica is more natural looking and has great tits.

Jessica for 2 vital reasons...TITS AND ASS.

the numbers speak for themselves...I concur.

I also agree witht the tits and ass statement of course with a trim waist in between. If a woman those 3 things...nothing else matters as long as her face is at least kinda cute or average and above..she's HOT. Everyone has their own deal breakers and a flat ass and chest are mine.

nah, she would need a tit job and glute implants. Jessica had a nice butt way back before she was super working out. Megan looks like a skinny skank...and the tatoos/overall lack of class...well..game over.

Jessica Biel's face is gorgeous...beautiful eyes, nice nose (Megan had a nosejob as well) and the LIPS, hot damn! Look at Megan's collagen upper lip..gross. Megan has nice eyes and hair..that's IT..not enough to be hot in my books.

sometimes you have to go with the trashy hoe instead of the 7th Heavenly goddess!

Think I'm going with the Foxxx....

I think that Megan will be hotter more intense fuck. Prolly a bit more acrobatic. Jessica looks like she's pretty straight sex'd.

Megan looks like she'd take it in every hole and beg for more.

Beil for bread and butter, Fox for teh dirty stuff.

Fox has a prettier face, more sex appeal...overrall I would go with Biel because she has the best body and a cute face.

Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. Biel is looking scrawny compared to a year ago.

All about Jessica's sweet bubble Butt. Would butt fuck her all night long

Very hard choice but I had to go with Biel.

Jessica biel. Megan has way too much lip stick, has her mouth open in every photo, shes plain, skinny and a copycat of Angalina jole. Jess has a better, an interseting face and a great body. Megan i s skank!

I would take Biel! Although I would love to Bend Jessica over and do her from behind why she is eating that sweet pussy of Megan's!! Megan is a ATM Girl........... LOL :)

Jessica Biel has a gorgeous body and that first picture of Fox makes her look like a whore. I think if there were other pics of Fox up, it would make it harder to decide. But I agree with some people that body wise, Biel would win. Face wise with the right make up artist...Fox would win.

both are sexy and fuckable

Megan all the way..

they are both very beautifull....

biel despite her horse-like features is still drop dead gorgeous (face inclusive)

fox despite her white trailer trash outlook has a warmth that is very very rare...

I hate you guys for even asking me to choose between the two... but nice set of pics though.

Biel looks pretty hot right there

want to fuck both for days on end and call it even.

Biel, hands down! Fox looks like a freak, and, while I'd like to f**k her brains out, I'd rather do like JT and take Biel to work and get quickies every hour or so!

*Ding-ding*
Ladeeez and Genelmann.. In tonights hotties bout, we have two highly fancied champs! In da one corner we have 'Booty' Biel... In da other corner, 'Feral' Fox...

It'll be a tight contest to be sure, but who'll come out the winner....?

My money is on *static interference*, but wat does this old soak know?

Now keep it clean gurls, keep it clean. No punchin' or gougin'.

But, err..if ya should wanna kiss, caress or wrestle even..w-ell..who am I to stop yuz?!?

megan's got a prettier face...but jess just has an amazing body...arms, ass, legs, boobs, stomach. everything

Oh I would like to test drive both but I can tell you the Biel is the one I'd rather have hanging around the house as well as the bedroom. That chick seems so much more grounded that the tattoo covered twig. Biel is a woman.... yeah baby!

I don't know. Biel is overrated in every single aspect. Megan is underrated, but she also looks cheap (something about her face) and has a lot of tattos.

So in the end..either show me both, or show me neither...it won't be that big of a loss in my eyes.

Megan Fox's legs (thighs) are so thin, you could fly a plane through them...the classic wide hips, thin thigh combo...NOT sexy...also a flattish bum in candid pics (jeans) and not built up with materials.

Her tatoos and Kim K "look at me" personality reeks of fame desperation..esp her open mouth poses..she should just morph into Jenna Jameson already.

I love Jessica's face, body and personality...HOT DAMN!!!

megan fox has a beautiful face but jessica biel has a phenomenal body

and in pic 4 she looks like a dude.

Really don't like either of them. I'd do nasty things to them, sure. But I find neither one 'hot' or worth the price of admission. Only one (Biel) has been in a decent movie (The Illusionist) in their entire careers, so I have no idea why they are sought after stars or on the 'fast track'. Both give off that skank, tattooed, Hollywood soon-to-be-has-been vibe.

@72 Get the fuck outta here! Biel's body would run cirlces around her.

team megan at least her face doesn't look like a plastic man
megan can work out and have a good body too that's how jesica had her body.

i voted for beil but now that i'm thinking about it i think i'd like to see fox naked
because i'd like to see if she has any more of King Lear tattooed on her body
like maybe
"nothing will come of nothing
speak again"
tattooed right above her vagina

I think everyone wants to see if that famous ass is real, including me

Esta tan claro como el agua, Jessica Biel fue perjudicada por las fotos y porque es fea, Megan Fox desnúdate ya!

Biel is the hottest actress right now, she has the best body and doesn't have a horse face. She used to be a bit too bulky but has slimmed down in the few years lot less muscle and is looking hot. Bigger boobs and nicer ass. Much rather see her naked than Fox, Plus fox is ruined with her horrrrrrrrible tattoos. She has such bad tattoos it isn't even funny.

I'd gladly bet my left nut that Biel being a "hard-working, disciplined woman" has nothing to do with why more people want to see her nude than Fox.

It's simple, Fox is on the verge of being anorexic. She's got no body really. Biel's rocking that shit hard....and nice. ;)

Jessica is pro & Megan is ameture in the Dept. of SEX. Jessica is an ASS-QUEEN. I am ready to die to fuck her in the ass.

no contest, biel is a goddess and megan is a skank. JESSICA ALL THE WAY.

Put me down for Megan Fox.

NUFF SAID

Megan Fox is the sexiest person ever born, i still love jessica biel's fantastic ass, id ride that shit all around town if i had the chance. But can't compare with the greatest/

meagan's hot and shes kind of the main reoson why i watched transformers and i cant stand seeing her get torn apart so meagen woot woot your the one i pick.