Bastardly Breaking News!! Hayden Panettiere NOT @ Starbucks Buying a Venti Frap!!!
Posted on Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 3:00pm by Moelicious
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Icky poo, mommy dearest.
lets see that cootch
There aint no panties hiding her little landing strip. And I wanna go in for a landing!!
hayden is gorgeous!
Picture 4 - the brunette is much better than McMidget.
looking good here, kind of sexy.
I love her face. She looks stunning without any makeup.
"Getting Hungry?"
no but the sight of this bitch is getting me nautious.
and someone in the OTHER thread of Pantitrolle had a good point....DOES THIS BITCH ACTUALLY OWN A SKIRT THAT IS LONGER THAN FOUR FUCKING INCHES?!?!?!
jesus christ this bitch makes me ill.
I'd fuck her so gently.
Seriously, why the fascination with this chunk?
Anyone got a car battery, some jumper cables and a vial of that flesh eating virus? I've got an idea...
And I want those shoes. They'd look better on me than on her little nasty hooves.
I can't get enough of her, I love everything about her, even her lil midget ass(which i have plans for)!!!!
even better, phil.
: )
Beautiful!!!
On the last page some lucky worker gets to touch her legs and feet!
given the choice....i think ill stick to my job where sometimes i have to break up inch thick, 150 foot long, 45 foot wide nasty ass mucky algee, made up of sewer run off and goose shit on top of a creak in a nature preserve, cause god knows i have a better chance of staying disease free doing that, then touch some nasty fugly slut that JR Rotem put his penis in.
Barley legal? I didn't know there was a problem with that...
I'll give her a pedicure with my special sticky mangoo.
Agree with Leni. That midget is garbage, but I will say she looks better than her usual troll self with straight hair.
caitie... i think those shoes would look better on me as well....
dont have what you need, but, how would a lightning rod, 4 pairs of handcuffs, and a rabid racoon do?
shess sooo hot its all about her face tho dammmmmmmmmm
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