Bastardly Hot or Not: Vaneli @ JLo's Record Release Party
Thursday, October 11th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
And her MySpace says...
Born in Brazil, raised in Canada and making her home New York, Vaneli Dos Santos has been surrounded by music from her early childhood. Singing her very first solo in church at the age of 5, Vaneli knew music would be a permanent fixture in her life.
Now, at the tender age of 20, Vaneli has been polishing her skills as a performer - singing in the studio and showcasing live at venues across the Country. With a sexy and inviting stage show Vaneli hasalways welcomed any opportunity to perform in front of a crowd.
That myspace shit cracks me up. She was surrounded by music from early childhood. As if music is some kind of blancmange that they filled the house with. Shes pretty though, I don't really get the sweaty arms but not having a sweaty face.
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PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE SMILIN' WHEN THERE GOING TO ANY J-LO RECORD RELEASE PARTY THEY SHOULD BE PROTESTIN' HER MUSIC SUCKS.
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Yucko.
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Yeah what's with all the arm sweat. Weird.
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Nice muffintop....gives me something to grab on to. Nice and soft, sexy Brazilian. mmmm
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Oooh daddy like ....
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looks like Jaslene from the other day
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Kinda fugly, weird face, pass.
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Very cute.
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If she used proactiv and cleaned her front teeth properly she would be hot.
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Did she forget that she was going out and left the popcorn butter on her front teeth? She has a nice face but she should at least pay attention to her hygiene...for my sake.
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i dont know what to say.
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#7 I agree, she has the same mouth, which is ugly.
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seems to be a common thing of Brazilian celbrities having teeth like this as seen in footballers Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and female player Marta. dont they have good dental plans in Brazil?
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Yuck. Thin upper lip, gummy bear smile, sweaty arms, oily face. Nope. Not hot.
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I'm not a hater so I'm not going to even try and take the fact away that she's definitely a beautiful young lady. That can't be denied, NOW! Should she be singing? HELL NO!! She sucks!! Simply and plain, do you know how many "real" talented young female vocalist that her company could be investing in. America!! Aren't we getting sick of being the laughing stock and being insulted? We're deemed the most superficial country in the world and this is why.....She's got a great body, angel face, looks great with very little clothing or none, with all that she doesn't have to know how to sing, and trust me she doesn't. She could be a model easily, but it makes a mockery of the business to keep manufacturing these arist like this.
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