Will Justin Timberlake Leave Jessica Biel for Megan Fox?! Hmm.


These were snapped @ a recent Packers game.


So yes, it's a well known fact that Justin Timberlake is having a lot of "New Relationship" sex w/ Jessica Biel right now. We have no idea what kind of crack he was smoking while he was wasting his precious time w/ Angry famewhore, Cameron Diaz. It's good that he finally realized that he's gifted w/ fame & fortune very early in life & therefore must whore himself to every hot piece of ass in the entertainment biz.

Bastardly Question: How will he breakup w/ Jessica Biel?
If all goes well, he should be through w/ Jessica Biel after he mistakenly (or luckily) gets wasted at a New Years Eve bash (we've all been there, right?) & sleeps w/ Megan Fox (we all wish we could be there, right?). Yes, my friends, our sources in the right places tell us that Justin has a secret obsession with Megan Fox & who the hell can blame him. She's about 300x hotter than J. Biel, so that should make up for M. Fox's lack of booty.


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31 Scandalous Comments

Looks like she's been taking her ugly pills.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:07am

It's that new do of hers, it makes her look old.

/but I'd still hit it

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:17am

He might well be trying to work out a devious way of being the meat in a Biel/Fox sandwich...
Damn his over-privileged loins!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:23am

I don't think it has anything to do with her hair. Her face is her face, she has always been unattractive to me, I never understood the fascination with her. But I guess most people(guys) see her face last, they notice other things first.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:41am

J. Biel is very pretty...wtf?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:48am

i'm shocked there's an even split.

i guess all the chicks must be voting for him to stay w/ j.biel...

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:56am

I like the way jessica looks but her nose is odd to me. If her nose was better she would be really hot. The body is always in good shape. She doesn't look good in that pic but you can't judge someone by one pic.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 11:07am

I voted to stay with Jessica....Cause Megan looks quite used and abused for her young age. When she's 30....She'll probably look like she's 50.....Plus I have a feeling it may be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 11:42am

KB, you're right...I'll try to get to the bottom of this later today.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 12:06pm

what an ugly couple

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 12:54pm

JT must have an enormous penis or something...because she pulls the most beautiful women and he's not even attractive.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 1:55pm

It may be his rhythm....You can have a big paddle, but if you don't know how to row it will do you no good.
I think it really may be his humor. It seems he's always smiling and joking around. Chicks dig that shit.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:30pm

Is it really an upgrade to go from Biel to Fox. That's like going from Cadillac to trailer trash.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 2:39pm

she can look far better than this. it looks like she hasn't washed her hair in a few days, and it was combed with a wet washrag.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:11pm

I agree Jeje, but the comparison I would use is a Cadillac and a pinto that every time you tap the the back end her bumper falls off and blows off your dick.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 4:01pm

Good Day....Can you tell?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 4:01pm

yet another talentless piece of shit.

JT is such a fucking tool. and im sorry, there is NO WAY this guy is straight.

i dont care HOW MANY chicks he bangs, you know hes dreaming of the day he can get Zac Efron into bed, and, that prolly wont EVER happen cause no matter how gay people think Zac is, hes infintely less gay than JT.

do i even need to mention that he has EASILY the 2 WORST acting performacnes this year inmovies?

but yet hell STILL get parts....his turns in Black Snake Moan and Alpha Dog make Jessucka Slobba look like a fucking acadamy award winning actress.

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 5:03pm

What no pictures of Megan???

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 6:42pm

Who's that weasel?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 7:04pm

megan fox has a weird nose too....they both do

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 9:41pm

Megan Fox is too hot for Justin Timberfag. That is all

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 12:04am

I thought Fox was engaged to Brian Austin Green?

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 1:12am

@20...I kinda agree with you here. I´d add that his squeaky voice gives me the creeps too. And I clicked on your nick. Nice to know you like Tim Roth (one of the greatest yet underrated actors of all times).

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 3:09pm

yes Eve, Tim Roth is EASILY my favortie actor ever, and completly underrated.

if you notice i had Renee Zellweger on there too....i bring it up cause the movie Deciever is easily one of my fav movies of all time, nothing better than watching your fav actor and actress perform together, ESPECIALLY when they are on their A game.

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 3:55pm

Well, my favorite actress is Rachel Weisz, but I am looking forward to seeing Tim and Edward Norton together in "The Incredible Hulk". I´m sure it´ll be amazing.

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 4:39pm

Bill Hurt is in that too. Should make for interesting viewing.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 1:00pm

Yes King Biscuit, he´s going to play Gen. Thaddeus "Thunderbolt" Ross. The casting is so damn good that I´m afraid the movie bombs.

Friday, October 12th, 2007 @ 10:04pm

megan fox=clubbed thumb

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007 @ 12:33am

He might well be trying to work out a devious way of being the meat in a Biel/Fox sandwich...
Damn his over-privileged loins!

(It comes to something when you can't even spell your own name....I'll be taking myself off to the 'knackers yard' then....)

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 10:25am

They are two 'Titans of Hotness' so it could well come down to a ''dress off''! Ha

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 11:00am

She is beautiful and sexy but have relatinship with an idiot buttaface. JT as singer is zero as man is retetard rookie. God save Frank Sinatra

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 11:47am

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