Surprise, Surprise! Hayden Panettiere Buys 2 Starbucks Lattes!
Posted on Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 12:31pm by Jackson
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enough of this little gnome
hasnt anyone got room in their garden for her?
Coffee enemas are a bitch.
Is the guy on picture two....Scott Peterson? Maybe he'll take her on a boating excursion. *goosebumps*
She's welcome in my garden any day ...
Looking cute.
That caption with the pic of the bloke rubbing his hands is a classic! Ha ha ha
I wonder where the midget has room to put both cups of coffee. She can't be able to consume that much liquid
Oh...I'd love nothing more than to lock her eyelids open, inject dye into her irises, shave her little nipples off with a dull straight razor, run a lawnmower across her hands and feet, back over her ribcage with a truck and cut her tongue out with pinking shears.
I'm thirsty now.
Well you killed and torchered the bitch with the coffee!
Caitie....Ever think of penning a sequal to Clockwork Orange.
I am Amanda Young.
I will continue Jigsaw's work...
Game Over.
Catie, you hater....lol I'd fuck her so gently.
Can't wait for your next Shawnee Smith comment.
I still thing Clockwork Orange is a far better mind fuck....But that's just me.
cant say i dont totally agree with Caitie, this bitchs face just aggravates me beyond compair, she is fucking everywear and she is irritating. maybe if she was as hot as say Emma Watson, she could go around being overexposed and bitchy, but this girls 15 minutes of fame i predict will be over soon.
i really wish i could explain why this bitch bothers me so much, but she just seems like shes such an arrogent bitch, like one of those bitches whos peak in life is high school and being most popular and being home coming queen, but when they get out in the real world, and they realize that they have NO skills beyond sucking cock and fucking, they crash and wind up working at a dead end job contemplating suicide everyday.
right now, im LIVING for the day this bitches life crashes.
enough already Bastardly. Let's make it a midget-free Thursday? Please???
Midget Powerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
why do you post so much of this over rated, boring midget?
Give me some class, elegance and sexiness like Natalie Portman or Cate Blanchett PLEASE
This stupid chick is overrated and overexposed! Enough already!
haha funny captions
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