Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition



We're pretty sure Jay Leno got a piece, but we might just get to see a piece of JLH next year in an upcoming flick titled She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her. With a title like that, I can pretty much guarantee the movie will go straight to DVD. Regardless, here's the synopsis from IMDb:



Broad comedy take on the events surrounding a hooker housewife scandal that involved many prominent members of a small Texas town. Based loosely on true events. [Source]




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Juicy boobies :)

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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pass the anal lube balls of doom

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 1:05pm
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This useless twat can thank god she has that rack.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 1:10pm
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eat a dick rasheed. you should be banned.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 1:16pm
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She's pretty damn hot overall, she is just talentless and peaked early. No longevity, unlike my penis.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 1:22pm
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I would definitely do this chick. But I would make her wear a blanket from the waste down and it would just have a hole in it big enough for me to stick willy thru. From the waist up, those tits are to die for, but from the waste down she's gotta cover that shit up. Or start jogging to lose some leg and hip fat.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 1:41pm
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She has a Sarah Michelle Gellar nose. She really reminds me of her in pic 4.
She was pretty in Heartbreakers.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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Ha ha ha. Scandalously good captions.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 3:10pm
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I'd do the motorboat in between her boobies or ass cheeks....doesn't matter which!

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 5:51pm
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i'll admit she might have thunder thighs but she's still pretty good looking and no doubt i'd tap that and give her a pearl necklace

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:09pm
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Cute - Nice Rack

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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still a favorite and still possibly the sweetest natural melons around.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:25pm
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what a waste of a pretty face..her body is disgusting. She hides it a little with that ugly ass dress.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 9:21pm
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hell ill scoop that movie on DVD and with a title like that she best be naked the whole damn time. im tired of all her movies with her acting like a PG-rated snob when it comes to nudity. homegirl needs to do playboy and be confident with that rack.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 10:06pm
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she's always squashing her breasts together to make them look bigger than what they are. she has average sized boobs with a mega push up bra (come on...even paris hilton can achieve this kind of cleavage and we all know she's got nothing)

face still looks like a rat

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 10:18pm
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FINALLY....it's past time somebody criticized Jay Leno. Such a prick!

I don't see why JLH has to endure his crap....

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 10:29pm
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Her boobs are saggy as hell, they sagg right up to her stomach. They look hot cause she has a bra on.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 11:55pm
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Love the captions.

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 12:26am
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funny captions. and she looks cute as always

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 3:16am
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Hilarious captions! Jay Leno does look like a perv haha

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007 @ 9:28pm
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