Jay Leno is a Horny Bastard: Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition
Monday, October 8th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

We're pretty sure Jay Leno got a piece, but we might just get to see a piece of JLH next year in an upcoming flick titled She Had Brains, a Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her. With a title like that, I can pretty much guarantee the movie will go straight to DVD. Regardless, here's the synopsis from IMDb:
Broad comedy take on the events surrounding a hooker housewife scandal that involved many prominent members of a small Texas town. Based loosely on true events. [Source]












Juicy boobies :)
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pass the anal lube balls of doom
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This useless twat can thank god she has that rack.
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eat a dick rasheed. you should be banned.
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She's pretty damn hot overall, she is just talentless and peaked early. No longevity, unlike my penis.
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I would definitely do this chick. But I would make her wear a blanket from the waste down and it would just have a hole in it big enough for me to stick willy thru. From the waist up, those tits are to die for, but from the waste down she's gotta cover that shit up. Or start jogging to lose some leg and hip fat.
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She has a Sarah Michelle Gellar nose. She really reminds me of her in pic 4.
She was pretty in Heartbreakers.
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Ha ha ha. Scandalously good captions.
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I'd do the motorboat in between her boobies or ass cheeks....doesn't matter which!
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i'll admit she might have thunder thighs but she's still pretty good looking and no doubt i'd tap that and give her a pearl necklace
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Cute - Nice Rack
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still a favorite and still possibly the sweetest natural melons around.
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what a waste of a pretty face..her body is disgusting. She hides it a little with that ugly ass dress.
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hell ill scoop that movie on DVD and with a title like that she best be naked the whole damn time. im tired of all her movies with her acting like a PG-rated snob when it comes to nudity. homegirl needs to do playboy and be confident with that rack.
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she's always squashing her breasts together to make them look bigger than what they are. she has average sized boobs with a mega push up bra (come on...even paris hilton can achieve this kind of cleavage and we all know she's got nothing)
face still looks like a rat
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FINALLY....it's past time somebody criticized Jay Leno. Such a prick!
I don't see why JLH has to endure his crap....
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Her boobs are saggy as hell, they sagg right up to her stomach. They look hot cause she has a bra on.
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Love the captions.
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funny captions. and she looks cute as always
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Hilarious captions! Jay Leno does look like a perv haha
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