Victoria's Secrets Angels Naked, Vanity Fair, November Issue
Thursday, October 4th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Bastarchived in Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Babes, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova, Magazines, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks













I think I need to convince my wife to buy Vanity Fair for November
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damn they are hot!
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holy hell!!!!!!!!!
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Wow
alessandra is tan
in this she almost looks as dark as Selita
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This is God's "Best Of". Go on God, take a bow.
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PLEASE, does anyone have a hi-res link for this image? thats gotta be my background pic!!!
that must have been a hell of a photo shoot.
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I need to get laid.
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haha Selita looks so scared, Adriana is trying too hard, Karolina is using the wrong leg...aside from them all being naked this photoshoot sucks. Not uniform and everyone's facial expressions are shit...and these are HOT women, my gosh how could they have fucked them all up so much?
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Ale and Izabel tie #1
Adri #2
Skinny chicks rock. JMO.
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They all fugly and overrated.
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That would be the only reason to buy that vile rag.
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I´m gay too!
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i think i creamed my Kakis.
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adriana lima. nuff said
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Everyone says Alessandra looks like a man. But Selita Banks has the most manliest face out of all of them.
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ooooooohhhhhh yummmmmyyyyy!
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First of all, let me say WOW!
Selita looks a little scary in this picture.
Other than that, the rest of the angels are PERFECT. I don't even know who's the best looking here. I'm hesitating between Izabel and Karolina. But, one thing's for sure, they all look hot as hell.
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I still can't believe Miranda is smiling.
Ugh.
Where is the other pic?
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pstroyer
sorry but Izabel has the best hair
in this particular pick
it's so sexy, flowing, and flattering.
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Maybe I was a bit harsh putting Izabel at the bottom (should probably have been Selita), but she's just a tad too skinny for my taste and her face says either "extreme pleasure" (as in having an orgasm) or "extreme weakness" (as in suffering from lack of food). In combination with her emancipated figure, it looks more like the latter to me. I can almost hear her calling out to me in a hoarse, whispering voice: "feed me... feed me... feeeeeed meeeee...". Yea, that's the vibe I get...
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No tits, no asses, no shapely legs. Fired. All they are good for is spurting into their faces.
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yeah selita is not good here
she has the deer in the headlights look
miranda is has a great smile
but this was not the pic to used it
adriana has a forced, trying to hard to be sexy look
ale has a vacant, not concentrating look.
on the other hand, Izabel has the best look here...confident, striking, powerful, sexy look.
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"Izabel has the best look here…confident, striking, powerful, "
haha most definitely not. Karolina and Adriana have the most confident and powerful looks. Izabel is more like "weak and submissive". What are you smoking?
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Why dont you all shut up being picky about their facial expressions... If they all had the same expression the pic would look TOO uniform and boring. Although that thing about the leg being wrong irks me, I don't know why they wouldn't notice that and make her fix it. But anyway they're supposed to be showing their personalities. Miranda is always the "innocent" smiling one, and Adri is always the "sultry" looking one... they play up on this in every catalogue.
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adri's look comes across as mean to me
but I think its better than her mouth open, eyes closed look
KK look unsure and unprepared
Jgirl is right we should be picky
plus people may have took them to have these looks on purpose
we don't know
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#36
That picture is here:
www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02.jpg
This picture didn't make it into the magazine. At least the magazine version has been cropped to feature only Karolina and Adriana:
www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02b.jpg
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oh and omega, hopefully now you can see that Adri's boobs aren't fake like you always claim. VS would never allow fake boobs on one of their lead models. This nude shoot sets it straight as far as I'm concerned.
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Totally O/T, but...
Latest rumor on TFS: Selita will get the bra this year.
Whoever made that up should be shot.
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pstroyer
since you brought that up again
here you go
bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/28/the-virgin-adriana-lima-shows-off-her-virgin-boobs/
not convinced
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read this
bastardly.com/archives/2007/09/28/from-the-bastardly-archiveslast-year-24/#comments
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pstroyer - your ranking is 100 percent correct.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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well here is my reasoning if you look at "virgin boobs" pics and these, here they look twice as big.
miranda and adri have the same body build but adri boobs are twice as big and very close to her neck unlike miranda's naturals.
P.S. in these pic adri is "holding" her breast so you can't really tell if they are fake or not if you are not looking at them when they are completely bare and untouched like in "virgin boobs"
Sorry pstroyer, calls me names, say what you want, but I think adri had a little help and in this industry it is not uncommon or unheard of.
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why is adriana the only one without her hand on her waist?
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@40 that's the most retarded rumor ever. lol. selita needs to be replaced.
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pstroyer
Not true. Gisele was VS number one and had implants for many years (looked great) before finally removing them. Still beautiful IMO although no longer with VS.
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pstroyer
in the virgin boobs pics she is 19 (I think)
and has almost the same body build she has right now
the only differences is that her boobs are bigger.
dustria.multiply.com/photos/album/19 (before and after)
in the link you posted she looks to have almost the same body weight in every pic but her boobs differ majorly
like I said call be names, but I have my own opinion
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omega, you can gain weight in your boobs... well I mean women can. she can be the same build with a higher body fat percentage and the fat gets distributed to the breast, thighs, buttocks first in women. Men carry fat more so in their belly area.
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"Virgin Boobs" = 17. She was 17.
And haha, who made that pic of Miranda?
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Izabel stopped eatting two months before the shoot:
http://i24.tinypic.com/10h6moz.jpg
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#59
haha, photoshop liquify tool for the win :P
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if all women gained weight and it went directly to their breasts instead of stomach and arms all women would have DDD boobs and wear a size 6. Everyone stores fat differently. And I have a hard believing that every ounce that adri gained went straight to her breast in 2002 and the rest of her body didn't gain any weight.
oh and that innocent until proven guilty is for crimes and wrong doing
having a tit is not wrong doing. so she doesn't have to be proven guilty.
let's try to stay on the topic.
I have an opinion, stop acting like a damn tyrant pstroyer.
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Just an opinion? Ah okay...
Sounded more like a conviction to me but if it's just an opinion, I'll let it slide.
btw. I just adopted the opinion that all your favorite models have fake boobs too. That makes us even (in a silly, childish way).
And since "having a tit" is not wrong doing, God bless, I think I'll go have myself a tit with some sprinkle on top.
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hahaha
new opinion
you f*cking psychotic.
free thinking is fun
(I actually said having a 'boob job' isn't wrong not having a 'tit' is wrong, please read next time)
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YAWN! This isn't a nude photoshoot. They were wearing thongs, and the photo crew just airbrushed out the thong.
Do a real naked shoot, you whores! We've already seen you 1000000 times wearing underwear and covering your boobs iwth your hands.
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#71
" (I actually said having a ‘boob job’ isn’t wrong not having a ‘tit’ is wrong, please read next time)"
www.casperchristophersen.com/havingatit.jpg
Or just scroll up, it's there. #66
Your state of delusion is increasing by the minute.
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hmm my comments won't post all of a sudden? Maybe they're just delayed...
Anyway, #71 omega...
Go read #66 again. You clearly wrote "having a tit is not wrong doing".
That's gotta be the statement of the year.
btw. I'm having this tit right now. I'm tellin' ya... it's delicious! Want a squeeze?
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Ah there we go, just delayed... wonderful.
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gorgeous girlies
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Bah! I remember Cindy,Christy,Naomi,Claudia,Linda,Helena doing a photo like that and, man, they were way hotter than Adriana & Co.! Simply another class...
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adriana is the best.
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adriana looks the best here she is the first that caught my eyes in that pic, the second is karolina and both of them actually got ass unlike the rest
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assriana->retarded in this pic.
karolina has the best look
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Ale is the only one almost facing front to cover up the flat ass! No doubt Adri is the hottest here.. at least for me
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Adri, Ale and Izabel look the best here
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Pstroyer if Selita looks like a dog i'd like to see what you look like. I'd kill to look like a chihuaha. You criticized everyone except Adriana and Karolina as if they are so flawed and 'fugly'. Nobody's perfect dickface get your shit straight. Obviously you have high expectations when it comes to women. You want a perfect woman? Go fuck a barbie doll.
You couldn't get any of these women if you tried. Unless you're drop dead hot or gorgeous you have no reason to talk down about them.
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the first and the last model
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@78 i'd like to see that pic to make a comparison.
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blah...friggin' skinny ass drag queens. and people wonder why supermodels are not popular anymore. #78 got it exactly right..
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that's not naked. i wanna see nipple and pussy lips. at least some ass cleavage.
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Anyone got the 1st pic in a high reso like 1600x1200 +, was hoping i could get this as a wallpaper. Would be sweet as.
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you re all pathetic as if they would be interested by you.
the majority look like men too and are fake
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i did not found the photo i was referring to but look at this just for an example
http://www.personism.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/80s_ladies.png
Stephanie,Tatjana,Naomi,Cindy,Christy... the best (claudia,helena and linda missing)
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not a big fan of these models, classic models are better.
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@67 Omega, I didn't say that for every woman that they gain weight in their breasts only... I was just making a suggestion... Adri gained a little a bit of weight all over... Someone mentioned at a fashion show, she actually had hips and thighs and wasn't a "stick" anymore.
The idea of me making a suggestion that all weight goes to every womans' breast first, and breast only, is just ridiculous. Really, I don't care anymore and I'll chose not to debate the subject anymore about her boobs...
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#58, the breasts are the LAST place a woman gains weight (after she's gained weight in her thighs, butt, stomach area and arms THEN she gains weight in her breasts)
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Oh and Adri got her boobs in a very short period of time, she hadn'd gained weight anywhere else in her body and she was out of puberty a long time ago. She did gain weight not long ago, but her breasts changed before that.
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that's why I think adri's breast are fake
they popped up almost overnight (figuratively speaking)
and she didn't gain weight anywhere else on her body
and the last place(for most) to gain weight is
in the breast
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eating habits, and all the bullshit modeling, victoria secret girlie faggy crap aside. i would bang adriana... fuck whos face expression is saying what, who gives a fuck (thats gay and petty anyway) adriana all the way.
ambrosio second. whoever says she has a man face is a wishful thinking battyman. or an idiotic girl with fuck all ta do but judge girls that are much prettier than them ( ohhh how rare is that!!! shock!!!(sarcaism for those who are slow)) nuff said
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ohhh adriana has fake breasts she is fake
who really gives A FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!! i bet her pussy feels like raw pleasure unearthed. yum, yum!!!! do you give a fuck? cause i don't...
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I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES
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half of these girls look like men. small boobs and no curves
funny how they r trying to jutt their butts out to give the illusion of an arse
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Man I need to lose weight! I wonder how long it will take me to reach a size 0 since I'm a size 4 or 6 right now? No more eating, ever! Why is food soo good! Ahh, my everest!
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psytroyer and I seem to be having this telepathy going on...his ranking is the way I put it before reading his post
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Wow, my body is exactly like theirs (with small boobs to boot), except I'm 5'2. It makes me feel better knowing that girls with bodies like that are considered somewhat sexy (I know many men prob find them disgustingly skinny, but at least not all men!!!).
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BlueEyeAngel...in order to lose weight (for good) you have to start eating correctly, not "start not eating at all", that´s the biggest mistake someone who is trying to lose weight can make. Lots of vegetables, fruits, protein and yes, some carb (specially whole grains). Add cardio exercises and weight training and you´ll be fine.
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i think adriana is the best ...with izael and alessandra and karolina...but selita i really dont understand what shes doing like angel(shes not sexy, has shorty legs) and this callled miranda isnt pretty too, she has a ugly face...i really prefer other models like juliana imai and cinthia dicker and guisela hein and emanuela de paula...
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I think Karolina looks the best here, although Ale is usually my favourite..
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WOW! Adriana...... i'm so in love with her wat i see is adriana is the best model on the V.S , she's curvy , FeMMe ,Sexy, seductive & down 2 earth , wat more can i say.
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ADRIANA. holy shit most beautiful creature in the world
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Wow! its great... nice to see models acting like what you wanted to see.
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Need more curves I agree.
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Ale and Izabel
look the best here
good expressions and sexy hair.
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Here's the full image uncropped:
www.casperchristophersen.com/vf_full.jpg
Based on this photo, this is how I rate them:
1. Adriana
Best hair, best face, second best body.
2. Karolina
Best body, second best face.
3. Miranda
Cute facial expression, needs more ass.
4. Alessandra
Face looks a tad mannish here, needs more ass. Nice tan though.
5. Selita
Yuck. Too skinny.
6. Izabel
She looks starving! Worst facial expression as well.
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Hey, she's blonde, of course she's standing on the wrong leg.
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i'd tap it on their foreheads. one thing, why is karolina's leg the only one out of synch?
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And I'm gay.
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omg, adriana lima and co are sooooooooooooo hot!
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Selita looks like a chihuahua.
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1/3 of these chicks look like men.
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1. Adriana Lima and Izabel Goulart
2. Alessandra Ambrosio and Karolina Kurkova
3. Selita Ebanks and Miranda Kerr
Alessandra Ambrosio is generally my number 1, but in these pictures I can't deny Adri and Izabel look the best.
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trying too*** hard
grammar error.
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@34 everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
what about the one where ale's facing the wrong direction?
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Mari:
That wouldn't surprise me at all. Sad I know...
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Do you think they were embarassed to go that up close to each other naked? lol especially in this pic:
www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02.jpg
im a straight girl and i would be turned on if i was naked sandwiched between all of these hot girls lol
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@38 thanks. yeah kk & adri are still the bigger names in vs. ale has career has skyrocketed this year so i'm still happy.
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#44
omega, she was 18 in that picture. If you take into account how much weight she has gained since then and how much older she is now? It's not like her boobs are huge now. She's probably a large B. In a push-up bra they're going to look bigger. Keep in mind that Adriana has been modeling since she was 13. Some of the pictures you find of her boobs looking smaller are from 10 years ago. She has changed A LOT over the years.
You said that her boobs looked like "bolt-ons" in another thread where she was wearing a red push-up bra. I tried to explain to you what a push-up bra does.
In this picture, she's wearing no bra at all and her boobs look nothing like "bolt-ons". In fact, they look perfectly natural.
www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02b.jpg
Just give it up already...
www.casperchristophersen.com/breasts/
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in the pic above
all the vs models have about the same body mass index
yet adri's boobs are much bigger
just because they are not DD doesn't mean their are not fake
in the link you posted if you compare that 1999 and the 2002 runway shot you can tell the difference. The 2002 photo, her boobs look harder, rounder, and stand up more.
sorry I just have a different opinion then you.
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Miranda is a FAT ASS: http://i22.tinypic.com/2iivh20.jpg
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Her boobs don't change significantly throughout that picture column. Not more than the rest of her body and age changes.
If you took her boobs from that vanity fair shoot and crammed them into a good push-up bra, they'd look like this:
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/adri028.jpg
Quite simply. Even Alessandra's boobs look huge in some pictures.. Anyway, pay attention to this year's fashion show. Once you see her strutting down the runway wearing that good ol' VS push-up bra you'll be like:
"Damn! She put her implants back in!"
But I'm gonna leave it as this:
Innocent until proven guilty. And since you can't prove shit, her boobs are real.
(I knew you were too stubborn)
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#58
Thank you!
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oh and jgirl
I am a girl with boobs and a butt
so I know how fat deposits work
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@ #15 gaysheed and #18 gaysheed the queer pretending to be me.
It ain't me who's pretenting to be you to state the fact that you're a fucking queer, you dumb fag.
The fact that you would do that kind of immature shit, shows how much of an insecure faggot ass prick you really are, hahaha! You committed self ownage by getting into this game with whoever else is clowning you.
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PSTROYER
my apologies on the typing error
what I meant was "having a tit JOB is not a crime or a wrong thing"
sorry about that
thanks for the correction
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psytroyer,
join Adriana Lima's on facebook
http://umiami.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204649413
find me there; I am Damla...you are like the only guy whose taste I agree on 100%...hahahaha...I think you are the male version of me!
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Before all the "Alessandra versus Adriana" debate starts, I´d like to say Adriana has one gorgeous ass (even with her arm covering it, you can see the it´s perkiness)!!!!, but I think the best body belongs to Izabel Goulart.
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I know, right?
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***ale's career
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(oh... sorry about the repost)
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Wow, Adriana has best face, Karolina has best body, Miranda is cute. The rest looks weird here.
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SELITA ?!?!??!?
WWWTTTTFFFFFF
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THEY ARE ALL SUPER HOT. BUT ADRIANA LIMA AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO HAVE MY HEART.
IZABEL GOULART IS LOOKING STUNNING TOO.
I AM MORE INTO BRUNETTES THAN BLONDES.
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yes I know you can gain weight in your boobs
but in your boobs alone and no where else??
It does work that way. Everyone stores weight differently but not all in one place.
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I really like Adrina Lima for me she's the hottest and sexiest angel. I long to see her soon..
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I think Karolina pulled this one off the best.
Selita looks too like "deer in headlights-scared"
Adriana Looks like she's trying too hard.
Selita looks like she's having an orgasm or something.
Alessandra looks kinda bored and like she has no thought process at all....
Mirana did good,she looks giggly and cute without going over the top with it...
Karolina just looks calm and peaceful....Plus,geeeesh look at her body!
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