114 Scandalous Comments

I think I need to convince my wife to buy Vanity Fair for November

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 4:37pm

damn they are hot!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 4:37pm

holy hell!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 4:50pm

Wow
alessandra is tan
in this she almost looks as dark as Selita

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 4:58pm

This is God's "Best Of". Go on God, take a bow.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 4:59pm

PLEASE, does anyone have a hi-res link for this image? thats gotta be my background pic!!!

that must have been a hell of a photo shoot.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:12pm

I need to get laid.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:14pm

haha Selita looks so scared, Adriana is trying too hard, Karolina is using the wrong leg...aside from them all being naked this photoshoot sucks. Not uniform and everyone's facial expressions are shit...and these are HOT women, my gosh how could they have fucked them all up so much?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:26pm

Ale and Izabel tie #1
Adri #2
Skinny chicks rock. JMO.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:39pm

They all fugly and overrated.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:45pm

That would be the only reason to buy that vile rag.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:48pm

I´m gay too!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:53pm

i think i creamed my Kakis.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 6:14pm

adriana lima. nuff said

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 6:18pm

Everyone says Alessandra looks like a man. But Selita Banks has the most manliest face out of all of them.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 6:35pm

ooooooohhhhhh yummmmmyyyyy!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 6:39pm

First of all, let me say WOW!
Selita looks a little scary in this picture.
Other than that, the rest of the angels are PERFECT. I don't even know who's the best looking here. I'm hesitating between Izabel and Karolina. But, one thing's for sure, they all look hot as hell.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 6:51pm

I still can't believe Miranda is smiling.
Ugh.

Where is the other pic?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 7:18pm

pstroyer
sorry but Izabel has the best hair
in this particular pick
it's so sexy, flowing, and flattering.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 7:35pm

Maybe I was a bit harsh putting Izabel at the bottom (should probably have been Selita), but she's just a tad too skinny for my taste and her face says either "extreme pleasure" (as in having an orgasm) or "extreme weakness" (as in suffering from lack of food). In combination with her emancipated figure, it looks more like the latter to me. I can almost hear her calling out to me in a hoarse, whispering voice: "feed me... feed me... feeeeeed meeeee...". Yea, that's the vibe I get...

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 7:53pm

No tits, no asses, no shapely legs. Fired. All they are good for is spurting into their faces.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 7:55pm

yeah selita is not good here
she has the deer in the headlights look
miranda is has a great smile
but this was not the pic to used it
adriana has a forced, trying to hard to be sexy look
ale has a vacant, not concentrating look.
on the other hand, Izabel has the best look here...confident, striking, powerful, sexy look.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 7:58pm

"Izabel has the best look here…confident, striking, powerful, "

haha most definitely not. Karolina and Adriana have the most confident and powerful looks. Izabel is more like "weak and submissive". What are you smoking?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 8:05pm

Why dont you all shut up being picky about their facial expressions... If they all had the same expression the pic would look TOO uniform and boring. Although that thing about the leg being wrong irks me, I don't know why they wouldn't notice that and make her fix it. But anyway they're supposed to be showing their personalities. Miranda is always the "innocent" smiling one, and Adri is always the "sultry" looking one... they play up on this in every catalogue.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 8:23pm

adri's look comes across as mean to me
but I think its better than her mouth open, eyes closed look
KK look unsure and unprepared
Jgirl is right we should be picky
plus people may have took them to have these looks on purpose
we don't know

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 8:36pm

#36

That picture is here:

www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02.jpg

This picture didn't make it into the magazine. At least the magazine version has been cropped to feature only Karolina and Adriana:

www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02b.jpg

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 8:49pm

oh and omega, hopefully now you can see that Adri's boobs aren't fake like you always claim. VS would never allow fake boobs on one of their lead models. This nude shoot sets it straight as far as I'm concerned.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 8:57pm

Totally O/T, but...
Latest rumor on TFS: Selita will get the bra this year.
Whoever made that up should be shot.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:09pm

pstroyer
since you brought that up again
here you go
bastardly.com/archives/2006/09/28/the-virgin-adriana-lima-shows-off-her-virgin-boobs/
not convinced

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:27pm

read this
bastardly.com/archives/2007/09/28/from-the-bastardly-archiveslast-year-24/#comments

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:31pm

pstroyer - your ranking is 100 percent correct.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:42pm

well here is my reasoning if you look at "virgin boobs" pics and these, here they look twice as big.
miranda and adri have the same body build but adri boobs are twice as big and very close to her neck unlike miranda's naturals.
P.S. in these pic adri is "holding" her breast so you can't really tell if they are fake or not if you are not looking at them when they are completely bare and untouched like in "virgin boobs"
Sorry pstroyer, calls me names, say what you want, but I think adri had a little help and in this industry it is not uncommon or unheard of.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:51pm

why is adriana the only one without her hand on her waist?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:54pm

@40 that's the most retarded rumor ever. lol. selita needs to be replaced.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:01pm

pstroyer
Not true. Gisele was VS number one and had implants for many years (looked great) before finally removing them. Still beautiful IMO although no longer with VS.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:28pm

pstroyer
in the virgin boobs pics she is 19 (I think)
and has almost the same body build she has right now
the only differences is that her boobs are bigger.
dustria.multiply.com/photos/album/19 (before and after)
in the link you posted she looks to have almost the same body weight in every pic but her boobs differ majorly
like I said call be names, but I have my own opinion

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:53pm

omega, you can gain weight in your boobs... well I mean women can. she can be the same build with a higher body fat percentage and the fat gets distributed to the breast, thighs, buttocks first in women. Men carry fat more so in their belly area.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:59pm

"Virgin Boobs" = 17. She was 17.

And haha, who made that pic of Miranda?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:08pm

Izabel stopped eatting two months before the shoot:

http://i24.tinypic.com/10h6moz.jpg

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:10pm

#59

haha, photoshop liquify tool for the win :P

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:13pm

if all women gained weight and it went directly to their breasts instead of stomach and arms all women would have DDD boobs and wear a size 6. Everyone stores fat differently. And I have a hard believing that every ounce that adri gained went straight to her breast in 2002 and the rest of her body didn't gain any weight.
oh and that innocent until proven guilty is for crimes and wrong doing
having a tit is not wrong doing. so she doesn't have to be proven guilty.
let's try to stay on the topic.
I have an opinion, stop acting like a damn tyrant pstroyer.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:59pm

Just an opinion? Ah okay...

Sounded more like a conviction to me but if it's just an opinion, I'll let it slide.

btw. I just adopted the opinion that all your favorite models have fake boobs too. That makes us even (in a silly, childish way).

And since "having a tit" is not wrong doing, God bless, I think I'll go have myself a tit with some sprinkle on top.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 12:31am

hahaha
new opinion
you f*cking psychotic.
free thinking is fun
(I actually said having a 'boob job' isn't wrong not having a 'tit' is wrong, please read next time)

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:01am

YAWN! This isn't a nude photoshoot. They were wearing thongs, and the photo crew just airbrushed out the thong.

Do a real naked shoot, you whores! We've already seen you 1000000 times wearing underwear and covering your boobs iwth your hands.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:07am

#71
" (I actually said having a ‘boob job’ isn’t wrong not having a ‘tit’ is wrong, please read next time)"

www.casperchristophersen.com/havingatit.jpg

Or just scroll up, it's there. #66

Your state of delusion is increasing by the minute.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:44am

hmm my comments won't post all of a sudden? Maybe they're just delayed...

Anyway, #71 omega...

Go read #66 again. You clearly wrote "having a tit is not wrong doing".

That's gotta be the statement of the year.

btw. I'm having this tit right now. I'm tellin' ya... it's delicious! Want a squeeze?

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:54am

Ah there we go, just delayed... wonderful.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 2:01am

gorgeous girlies

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 2:32am

Bah! I remember Cindy,Christy,Naomi,Claudia,Linda,Helena doing a photo like that and, man, they were way hotter than Adriana & Co.! Simply another class...

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 2:57am

adriana is the best.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 3:24am

adriana looks the best here she is the first that caught my eyes in that pic, the second is karolina and both of them actually got ass unlike the rest

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 3:55am

assriana->retarded in this pic.
karolina has the best look

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 4:11am

Ale is the only one almost facing front to cover up the flat ass! No doubt Adri is the hottest here.. at least for me

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 5:36am

Adri, Ale and Izabel look the best here

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 5:46am

Pstroyer if Selita looks like a dog i'd like to see what you look like. I'd kill to look like a chihuaha. You criticized everyone except Adriana and Karolina as if they are so flawed and 'fugly'. Nobody's perfect dickface get your shit straight. Obviously you have high expectations when it comes to women. You want a perfect woman? Go fuck a barbie doll.

You couldn't get any of these women if you tried. Unless you're drop dead hot or gorgeous you have no reason to talk down about them.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 7:00am

the first and the last model

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 7:43am

@78 i'd like to see that pic to make a comparison.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 7:57am

blah...friggin' skinny ass drag queens. and people wonder why supermodels are not popular anymore. #78 got it exactly right..

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 8:32am

that's not naked. i wanna see nipple and pussy lips. at least some ass cleavage.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 9:47am

Anyone got the 1st pic in a high reso like 1600x1200 +, was hoping i could get this as a wallpaper. Would be sweet as.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 10:33am

you re all pathetic as if they would be interested by you.
the majority look like men too and are fake

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 12:45pm

i did not found the photo i was referring to but look at this just for an example

http://www.personism.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/80s_ladies.png

Stephanie,Tatjana,Naomi,Cindy,Christy... the best (claudia,helena and linda missing)

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:33pm

not a big fan of these models, classic models are better.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:40pm

@67 Omega, I didn't say that for every woman that they gain weight in their breasts only... I was just making a suggestion... Adri gained a little a bit of weight all over... Someone mentioned at a fashion show, she actually had hips and thighs and wasn't a "stick" anymore.
The idea of me making a suggestion that all weight goes to every womans' breast first, and breast only, is just ridiculous. Really, I don't care anymore and I'll chose not to debate the subject anymore about her boobs...

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 2:21pm

#58, the breasts are the LAST place a woman gains weight (after she's gained weight in her thighs, butt, stomach area and arms THEN she gains weight in her breasts)

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 7:03pm

Oh and Adri got her boobs in a very short period of time, she hadn'd gained weight anywhere else in her body and she was out of puberty a long time ago. She did gain weight not long ago, but her breasts changed before that.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 7:06pm

that's why I think adri's breast are fake
they popped up almost overnight (figuratively speaking)
and she didn't gain weight anywhere else on her body
and the last place(for most) to gain weight is
in the breast

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 7:10pm

eating habits, and all the bullshit modeling, victoria secret girlie faggy crap aside. i would bang adriana... fuck whos face expression is saying what, who gives a fuck (thats gay and petty anyway) adriana all the way.
ambrosio second. whoever says she has a man face is a wishful thinking battyman. or an idiotic girl with fuck all ta do but judge girls that are much prettier than them ( ohhh how rare is that!!! shock!!!(sarcaism for those who are slow)) nuff said

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 8:08pm

ohhh adriana has fake breasts she is fake
who really gives A FLYING FUCK!!!!!!!! i bet her pussy feels like raw pleasure unearthed. yum, yum!!!! do you give a fuck? cause i don't...

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 8:13pm

I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 9:00pm

half of these girls look like men. small boobs and no curves

funny how they r trying to jutt their butts out to give the illusion of an arse

Saturday, October 6th, 2007 @ 10:03am

Man I need to lose weight! I wonder how long it will take me to reach a size 0 since I'm a size 4 or 6 right now? No more eating, ever! Why is food soo good! Ahh, my everest!

Saturday, October 6th, 2007 @ 3:11pm

psytroyer and I seem to be having this telepathy going on...his ranking is the way I put it before reading his post

Saturday, October 6th, 2007 @ 6:54pm

Wow, my body is exactly like theirs (with small boobs to boot), except I'm 5'2. It makes me feel better knowing that girls with bodies like that are considered somewhat sexy (I know many men prob find them disgustingly skinny, but at least not all men!!!).

Saturday, October 6th, 2007 @ 8:25pm

BlueEyeAngel...in order to lose weight (for good) you have to start eating correctly, not "start not eating at all", that´s the biggest mistake someone who is trying to lose weight can make. Lots of vegetables, fruits, protein and yes, some carb (specially whole grains). Add cardio exercises and weight training and you´ll be fine.

Saturday, October 6th, 2007 @ 9:21pm

i think adriana is the best ...with izael and alessandra and karolina...but selita i really dont understand what shes doing like angel(shes not sexy, has shorty legs) and this callled miranda isnt pretty too, she has a ugly face...i really prefer other models like juliana imai and cinthia dicker and guisela hein and emanuela de paula...

Sunday, October 7th, 2007 @ 1:36pm

I think Karolina looks the best here, although Ale is usually my favourite..

Sunday, October 7th, 2007 @ 8:49pm

WOW! Adriana...... i'm so in love with her wat i see is adriana is the best model on the V.S , she's curvy , FeMMe ,Sexy, seductive & down 2 earth , wat more can i say.

Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 7:39pm

ADRIANA. holy shit most beautiful creature in the world

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 3:04am

Wow! its great... nice to see models acting like what you wanted to see.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 1:11am

Need more curves I agree.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 10:33pm

Ale and Izabel
look the best here
good expressions and sexy hair.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:00pm

Here's the full image uncropped:
www.casperchristophersen.com/vf_full.jpg

Based on this photo, this is how I rate them:

1. Adriana
Best hair, best face, second best body.

2. Karolina
Best body, second best face.

3. Miranda
Cute facial expression, needs more ass.

4. Alessandra
Face looks a tad mannish here, needs more ass. Nice tan though.

5. Selita
Yuck. Too skinny.

6. Izabel
She looks starving! Worst facial expression as well.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:17pm

Hey, she's blonde, of course she's standing on the wrong leg.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:27pm

i'd tap it on their foreheads. one thing, why is karolina's leg the only one out of synch?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:41pm

And I'm gay.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:48pm

omg, adriana lima and co are sooooooooooooo hot!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:54pm

Selita looks like a chihuahua.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 6:41pm

1/3 of these chicks look like men.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 7:19pm

1. Adriana Lima and Izabel Goulart
2. Alessandra Ambrosio and Karolina Kurkova
3. Selita Ebanks and Miranda Kerr

Alessandra Ambrosio is generally my number 1, but in these pictures I can't deny Adri and Izabel look the best.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 7:38pm

trying too*** hard
grammar error.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 8:01pm

@34 everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

what about the one where ale's facing the wrong direction?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 8:30pm

Mari:

That wouldn't surprise me at all. Sad I know...

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:15pm

Do you think they were embarassed to go that up close to each other naked? lol especially in this pic:

www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02.jpg

im a straight girl and i would be turned on if i was naked sandwiched between all of these hot girls lol

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:53pm

@38 thanks. yeah kk & adri are still the bigger names in vs. ale has career has skyrocketed this year so i'm still happy.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:04pm

#44

omega, she was 18 in that picture. If you take into account how much weight she has gained since then and how much older she is now? It's not like her boobs are huge now. She's probably a large B. In a push-up bra they're going to look bigger. Keep in mind that Adriana has been modeling since she was 13. Some of the pictures you find of her boobs looking smaller are from 10 years ago. She has changed A LOT over the years.

You said that her boobs looked like "bolt-ons" in another thread where she was wearing a red push-up bra. I tried to explain to you what a push-up bra does.

In this picture, she's wearing no bra at all and her boobs look nothing like "bolt-ons". In fact, they look perfectly natural.

www.casperchristophersen.com/vf02b.jpg

Just give it up already...

www.casperchristophersen.com/breasts/

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:35pm

in the pic above
all the vs models have about the same body mass index
yet adri's boobs are much bigger
just because they are not DD doesn't mean their are not fake
in the link you posted if you compare that 1999 and the 2002 runway shot you can tell the difference. The 2002 photo, her boobs look harder, rounder, and stand up more.
sorry I just have a different opinion then you.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:57pm

Miranda is a FAT ASS: http://i22.tinypic.com/2iivh20.jpg

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:00pm

Her boobs don't change significantly throughout that picture column. Not more than the rest of her body and age changes.

If you took her boobs from that vanity fair shoot and crammed them into a good push-up bra, they'd look like this:

www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/adri028.jpg

Quite simply. Even Alessandra's boobs look huge in some pictures.. Anyway, pay attention to this year's fashion show. Once you see her strutting down the runway wearing that good ol' VS push-up bra you'll be like:

"Damn! She put her implants back in!"

But I'm gonna leave it as this:

Innocent until proven guilty. And since you can't prove shit, her boobs are real.

(I knew you were too stubborn)

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:10pm

#58
Thank you!

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:18pm

oh and jgirl
I am a girl with boobs and a butt
so I know how fat deposits work

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 12:02am

@ #15 gaysheed and #18 gaysheed the queer pretending to be me.

It ain't me who's pretenting to be you to state the fact that you're a fucking queer, you dumb fag.

The fact that you would do that kind of immature shit, shows how much of an insecure faggot ass prick you really are, hahaha! You committed self ownage by getting into this game with whoever else is clowning you.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 1:02am

PSTROYER
my apologies on the typing error
what I meant was "having a tit JOB is not a crime or a wrong thing"
sorry about that
thanks for the correction

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 7:07pm

psytroyer,
join Adriana Lima's on facebook

http://umiami.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2204649413

find me there; I am Damla...you are like the only guy whose taste I agree on 100%...hahahaha...I think you are the male version of me!

Saturday, October 6th, 2007 @ 7:02pm

Before all the "Alessandra versus Adriana" debate starts, I´d like to say Adriana has one gorgeous ass (even with her arm covering it, you can see the it´s perkiness)!!!!, but I think the best body belongs to Izabel Goulart.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 5:02pm

I know, right?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:16pm

***ale's career

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:05pm

(oh... sorry about the repost)

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 11:01pm

Wow, Adriana has best face, Karolina has best body, Miranda is cute. The rest looks weird here.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 12:03am

SELITA ?!?!??!?
WWWTTTTFFFFFF

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 9:24pm

THEY ARE ALL SUPER HOT. BUT ADRIANA LIMA AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO HAVE MY HEART.

IZABEL GOULART IS LOOKING STUNNING TOO.

I AM MORE INTO BRUNETTES THAN BLONDES.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 10:07pm

yes I know you can gain weight in your boobs
but in your boobs alone and no where else??
It does work that way. Everyone stores weight differently but not all in one place.

Friday, October 5th, 2007 @ 12:04am

I really like Adrina Lima for me she's the hottest and sexiest angel. I long to see her soon..

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 11:16pm

I think Karolina pulled this one off the best.

Selita looks too like "deer in headlights-scared"

Adriana Looks like she's trying too hard.

Selita looks like she's having an orgasm or something.

Alessandra looks kinda bored and like she has no thought process at all....

Mirana did good,she looks giggly and cute without going over the top with it...

Karolina just looks calm and peaceful....Plus,geeeesh look at her body!

Friday, July 11th, 2008 @ 2:34pm

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