Rihanna Brings The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Alyssa Milano Makes Eating Dogs Look Tasty [HollywoodTuna]
- Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- DIY: Bliksemlamp [Flabber.nl]
- Danny Bonaduce is on the loose! [Celebslam]
- Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen Are Fuckin' [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Who's the Worst BLOTD? [The Bastardly Society]
- Nicole Richie Eats Chocolate! [Dlisted]
- Another Britney Spears sex tape rumor? [Tasteful Celebs]
- Note to the Dancing with the Stars casting people [SOW]
- Life still sucks for O.J., and that still makes us happy [Cele|bitchy]
- Holy Sperm Whale–Is That Clay Aiken? [Fatback and Collards]
- Scarlett Johansson's Boobs [CityRag]
- Naked Man Invades Nicholas Cage's Home [DerekHail]
- No Shotgun Wedding for Joel and Nicole [Celeb Warship]
- Katie Lohmann in a Bunny Suit [The Grumpiest]
- Halle Berry doesn't want an ugly baby [The Blemish]
- Brooke Burns bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Jennifer Aniston enjoys the sun in Mexico in a bikini [RichandBrainless]
- Tech Support Training Video [ChugsAndJugs]
- Natalie Portman Gets Emontional At Stanford [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
As you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...












I must say, her fake breasts look might delicious. I would suck the silicone out of those things. Or saline, whatever.
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i think she is pretty.
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I. Love. You.....
OK, bit much that, but she is smoking....
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I don't think her boobs are fake... she's pretty.
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#5 , i'd like to see you try! FAAAAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKK she is soooooooo sooooo hot!
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i love rihanna. i love her so much, i wanna take her back behind the middle school and get her pregnant.
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DAMN'. Rihanna looks so damn hot in that pic I wan't to jump her.
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she stinks. without all this photoshoping she's a cellulite ridden alien looking beast.
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I hate her legs, but yea she doesn't have fake breasts she is clearly just pushing them up duhhhhhhhh
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Now you just gotta imagine Jay Z making Beyonce sing that Bootilicious song when he's tappin' his dong bon jovi on R's forehead...
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Photoshop gone crazy. In the last pic her calf is larger than her thighs.
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lookin good rhi rhi!
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I try to never criticize a celebrity since I know they are obviously people too. But from day 1 this girl has annoying the f**k out of me. I honestly can say, she is on person I truly hate!
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Giant Forehead and Giant Nose?? Excuse me but she is half black...Most black people have larger noses and they wouldn't look good with small noses. Her "big" nose looks good on her because it suits her face! And her forehead.....It suits her face as well. It's not like with Christina Ricci where it's the first thing you notice. I first notice her beautiful eyes and overall natural beauty and glow.
Jeez some of you pick at every little thing. Aren't some of you the ones who are obsessed with people like Adriana Lima, who has a large nose, fucked up teeth, and other strange features as well? it's not about someone's features, it's about how well they go together.
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Oh my God how I would love to have that tongue in my mouth !!!
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Boooring!!1!
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she's really starting to growing on me but her music is still total crap...
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what? keep playing little girl. i will suck your twat like an evil lesbian bitch. and make you cum so hard that you poot on yourself
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Carolina: I beg to differ. Her huge forehead is something you immediately notice.
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I think she's a butta.
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"Jeez some of you pick at every little thing. Aren’t some of you the ones who are obsessed with people like Adriana Lima, who has a large nose, fucked up teeth, and other strange features as well? it’s not about someone’s features, it’s about how well they go together."
True, but they don't go particularly well together here in my opinion. That's what I was getting at. Her nose is too wide for her face. Her forehead is probably not so bad. It was just something I noticed. Tyra Banks has a large forehead too but she looks good. Tyra, on the other hand, doesn't have a nose the width of a dumpster. And yes, she's black too.
And yea, Adriana's teeth might not be perfect but they're not exactly "fucked up" either.
www.casperchristophersen.com/adri_teeth.jpg
Nor are they sitting in the middle of her face.
On another note, I liked Rihanna better with the long hair.
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how old are you pstroyer?
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#16, wow...it's like I'm reading my own comment. I agree a 100%. It's about how all your features look together. And frankly, a person who has all of the standart facial features, that are considered normal, always ends up looking boring. There's just nothing interesting about perfection.
Rihanna has a large forhead but her facial features are also all large (eyes, nose, mouth) so it fits well together and looks feminine, rather than ugly. The only thing that I dislike is the shape of her face, because her chin is kind of pointy and smaller...THAT is what doesn't fit and THAT's what makes her look a little like an alien. But she's not ugly, she just has a very unique look, which isn't everyone's cup of tea.
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Damn she's one of the most ugliest women I have ever seen? Fat, alien, UGLY, gorilla bitch!
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I need to take a cold shower after page #6!! I wish I was Shia Leboeuf right about now!!!
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First thing I noticed when I saw her was on t.v. was WHOA that chick has a huge forehead and 2nd was hey isn't that a nightclub in the t-dot. I don't think she's half black though, I think her family is mixed with white but is mainly black. One friends is black and both parents are very dark and he has natural green eyes. It just a recessive gene passed on from the whites during slavery in the Caribbean that skips generations.
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ugly
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OMG! So daring! She's cutting her OWN hair AND looking AT the camera
Last few pic's the best.
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Great bod, but I'm hating the face. Although her eyes are beautiful, overall she as a whole person isn't.
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I feel like going down to my local Burger King and picking up the girl that runs the Drive Thru window. Way hotter then this girl.
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her body is ok. not feeling her face. giant forehead, giant nose...
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btw. I'm not a huge Tyra fan but she looked great when she was Rihanna's age.
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Poor dog in pic 8. I thought that was bubble bath... but just looked at the pics again and it's a dog.
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RIHANNA IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. RIHANNA IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY.
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I aint a hater, but I hate her voice. She just makes remakes,i think people just like the beats not her voice. Plus her forehead looks like a melon and her nose is so big you could stuff a whole bundle of grapes in it.
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OOO MY GOD !!! You all are so stupid!!!Rihanna is so so beautiful and don't have silicone or something else!You all can only DREAM for life like her , for body like her, for voice like her !!! I say FUCK YOU to all who don't have Rihanna! She's gread and she's real star !
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