Heidi Klum Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, September 28th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Alessandra Ambrosio's Breasts Go Wireless [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab... [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Michael J. Fox over Stamcelresearch [Flabber.nl]
- Heidi Montag wore a bikini . . . again [Celebslam]
- Kimberly Stewart's Pantyhose [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Keeping With the Boob Post From Yesterday [The Bastardly Society]
- Nick Ashford Is A Dream! [Dlisted]
- Reese Witherspoon does Elle [Tasteful Celebs]
- Pamela Anderson responds to Kid Rock and Page Six [SOW]
- Farrah Fawcett seeking alternative cancer treatments [Cele|bitchy]
- Natalie Portman is Naked. Whatever. [Fatback and Collards]
- Top 10 Heroes Hotties [Uber]
- Kim Kardashian Wears Clothing? Why? [DerekHail]
- Britney Spears Art Y'all [CityRag]
- Spend Some Time With Jessica Burciaga [ChugsAndJugs]
- Britney Spears leaving her recording studio [RichandBrainless]
- Hilary Duff's Impressive Show Of Breasts [Popoholic]
- Abigail Clancy does FHM Magazine [The Grumpiest]
- Emmy Rossum has a nice personality [The Blemish]
- Danielle Lloyd ass flash [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Adriana Lima shows her thong [Horny Oyster]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
As you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...












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I don't care what anyone says, I think she's beautiful.
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I don't think anyone in their right mind would deny that.
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this is hottest girl ever!!!!!!!!
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better than gisele
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She used to be hotter but she's still hella smokin'... Seal is a lucky, lucky Bastard.
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i was never a fan of her face...it is too plain and boring for my taste
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krout kute.
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She needs some good white kok. Once she goes white it'll no longer be tight.
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Bad photos, but she's beautiful, "old, skinny, mature" and all.
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I definitely don't find her beautiful. Maybe pretty. A little too plain to be beautiful. But then again, I really am not into blondies.
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she is attractive but the photos are not
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She's pretty but her eyes don't match. One is wider open than the other or sometimes one eyeball goes one way and the other goes the other way. Her nose is a tad too skinny too.
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She had so much potential, but now she's tainted meat.
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immer heiss!
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Yet another over hyped personality, the world is full of them. Sure, a pretty girl and yes she is a super model, but so what? I am sure she is a nice lass, but fuck knows why most people seem to get all excited about her or most of her fellow personalities.
The world is full of gorgeous women, the world wide web more so, but there are very few who are truly breathtaking, and as far as I am concerned she is no more than another pretty bird.
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i agree with mweh. This girl is vapid. almost dead inside.
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She's aging like a fine wine...a wine I want to fuck...
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Yeah me too - I don't like her personality, hand writing is bad, cold clammy hands, she smiles way too much and she is a Victoria Secret Model - deal killer. Plus she has children and we all know moms can't be hot. Thats how I judge beautiful women that I will never meet.
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I've seen enough mega hot moms to know that that statement isn't true.
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@mweh the world likes pretty girls. thats why people get excited. you explained it yourself. shes just another pretty girl, therefor shes exciting. and as you can see, not everyone agrees. shes standard in my opinion and she has a pressed in nostrils, but shes far from ugly and her bodies alright too
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I think she's pretty, but nowhere as exotic as Ale or Adriana.
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sometimes she looks pretty and sometimes she doesn't. she is o.k i guess, she is kind of plain.
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I used to rub the skin off my dick after looking at her pictures. I'd still do it if my wife didn't mind. I'd fuck Heidi, but, alas, my dick isn't black and that appears to be her current preference. Pity.
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you're retarded
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Airbrushed
photo filtered
soft lenses
radiated lighting
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HECK, TAKE A PIC OF A MONKEY IN THESE CONDITIONS, AND MONKEY WILL LOOK SEXY
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1st Pic: why the purse if u had legs so beautyfull :)
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Morons dislike Heidi..
I'm not a moron..
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ok, i'm bored of heidi. we need some new posts...how bout some eva mendes
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yeah eva mendes is sexy but not pretty
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PRETTY, BUT NOT MY TYPE
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Jaslene, I'm with you 100%...Eva is my personal goddess...she can do NO wromg...so fucking sexy AND pretty.
Heidi's O.K., but that fucking accent would drive me nuts in two days and I would have to strangle her...not to mention that she's fucking Seal. I'm not prejudice, but he looks like a science experiment expolded in his face for Chist's sake!
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she used to have a hot body, and even though it still appears to be hot we all know it's been photoshopped to death to hide her cellulite and wrinkles.
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old skinny granny , i donm't like mature womam
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plain looking mannish jaw bitch
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she's very pretty, but something about her face and personality keeps her off my beautiful list. She's not special.
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