Bastardly Jailbait Warning! Miley Cyrus @ Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party
Friday, September 28th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch
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Bastardly Jailbait Warning! Miley Cyrus @ Us Weekly Hot Hollywood PartyFriday, September 28th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch Related in a Bastardly way:32 Scandalous Comments |
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cute. too young for my tastes, but perhaps she will fill out when she's older.
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shes sooo ugly imo
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Another one that looks like Mr. Ed.
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I don't foresee her aging too well. Too much makeup, too young. Not good for the skin.
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Hideous teeth.
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HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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Stop looking at these little kids, you pervs!
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I thinks she be a smoker. Take a look at her busted teeth on her right side. They are quite yellow. Could also be why she has a voice like my grandmother.
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Mmmm yummy, I wanna cummy on her bummy and tummy.
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young and dangerous. stop posting these too young chicks.
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Ugly.
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I'd still do her right fucking now!!!!
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hahat totally agree with #6
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That's totally not the sort of thing you'd wear if you were pregnant, is it?
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Dear Bastardly,
I know you're not going to understand why I'm leaving, and maybe I'm being a little overdramatic, but it runs in my family, I've told you this before, like how I always remind you of the story about my sister and how I was out to dinner with her one time and I had forgotten that she was unable to get pregant because of her rotten fallopian tubes and I asked her when she was going to have children and she said, Oh my God, Oh my God, I can't believe you just said that, who the fuck do you think you are, it's none of your business what I do with my pussy motherfucker, and then she tossed her Pinot Noir in my face and lunged at me with a butter knife, that story, I know you've heard it before, but I bring it up only to emphsize my own tendencies towards irrational behavior.
However, I don't know what's more irrational, the fact the I am leaving your site and never coming back, or the fact that I want to fuck the shit out of Miley Cyrus. I mean, I know she's only fourteen and I feel horrible about it, but I want to stick my slender pale dick in her obscenely tight snizz. I've never fucked a fourteen year old before, even when I was fourteen, and I don't plan on fucking any fourteen year olds, but when I see pictures of Miley Cyrus and other jailbait in their short dresses and high heels and I can think about is wanting to track them down, unzip my pants and shove my noodle in their moist, smooth pudding. I've never felt this way before about little girls, and I'm not saying it's your fault, but the pictures I see on your site and making me feel guilty and ashamed and when I go home tonight I'm going to pull out all of my chesthairs one at a time with a rusty pair of tweezers. I can't really imaging what it would be like to fuck a fourteen year old girl but I have the feeling that it would be akin to a religious awakening. My wife is in her late forties, she's had two kids, and her pussy still feels pretty good when I get motivated enough to want to fuck her once or twice a year.
I lost my virginity to the school slut, or, as I like to call her, my high school sweetheart. She was 17 at the time. The first thing she did was take off her tube top and miniskirt (she left on her black fuck-me heels; she was a pro), lie on my couch and ask me if I wanted to fuck her mouth, which I did, and that's what I said, so she told me I could, which I appreciated. Then she finagled my twizzler in her pussy was and pinned her legs behind her ears. She then ordered me to fuck her as hard as a could for as long as I could, which was about twenty seconds. I've never been happier, or sadder, because although she let me fuck her one more time, soon she set her sights on our high school's star basketball player, a gentle young man who, according to my high school sweetheart, made her pussy explode.
When I look at pictures of jailbait all I can think off is my high school sweetheart. It makes me horny. I go home, and lock myself in The Jerky Hut (what my wife calls our bathroom) and masturbate while looking at pictures of girl older than my daughter. I say dirty things under my breath, like, fuck, oh fuck, I'm going to fuck you, fuck you, fucking bitch, and so on, until I come onto the bathroom tiles beneath my feet. After that I feel like I have betrayed myself and my wife and everyone who has ever thought anything good about me. That's why I have to go. I visit your site and I get an erection and this has to stop. I'm at an age where erections are no longer important. I must shun that which gets me hard and begin my long, slow journey towards recovery. But I thank you for showing me that which is forbidden, because it really truly is the only thing worth living for.
With Love,
Goldstein
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fugly and about as talented as her douchebag Dad, oh and she is FOURTEEN...I would be careful posting these pics, it really does need to stop.
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I agree with Pookie.
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I think the site is having some domain name problems or something, since I clicked a link on bastardly.com and have been linked to some page at disney.com by mistake. At least I assume that's where the page was, since pics of Miley-Hannah whatsherface were on the page, and there's no way she'd be on bastardly.com, a site that posts picture of celebrity women, not little girls.
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Keep her jailbait. Her grill is busted as fuck. And her face is hot garbage. Get out of my sight!
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I´m not really sure about this chick, I guess she´s a bit fugly but it could have been worse. And wtf? @ post #17, that guy can´t be serious, I´m supposed to read all that?
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I bet she likes it Kinky
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why is she dressing like this at 14 i am 14 i do not dress like this.no one does besides the fat chavs but they only wear cheap mini skirts.
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i dont get it now just becsuase celebs are dressing like this little middle school kids are having sex. they feel like dressing like sluts and being dumb make them older..wtf
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uhh miley i liked your earlier years much bette but now that your a miniature fergie i wouldnt say your a good gal any longer even though i love fergie
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pookie i AM GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKIN FACE IN..COUNT ON IT
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its not illegal to jerk off with pictures of this little cunt..look at her sexy legs ......mmm
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she's already got legs...can't wait to see what the years bring us
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She already knows what NOT to do (The Spears Girls, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan), I'm sure she will be fine.
There's little you can do about pervs anyway, they get horny over anything thats 15 years old.
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Well like her , or not ... She still has some sexy legs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice teeth, you fucking cunt.
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She's touring the Midwest doing "Hannah Montana" concerts. Tickets are selling for $1,200 US via internet brokers. She probably pulls in more money in a month than her dad has his entire career.
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when will they learn that hicks and hollywood never mix...it almost always ends up as a giant train wreck...
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