Melyssa Ford Brings The Afternoon Links!

- Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Evan Rachel Wood Doesn't Care About Being Famous [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Howto: Inbreken [Flabber.nl]
- Britney Spears is thirsty, retarded [Celebslam]
- Jamie Lynn Spears Cleavage [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Boobs, Boobs, the Magical Fruit [The Bastardly Society]

- Oprah Should Join The Queens Of Comedy [Dlisted]
- Ja-Rule doesn't hate the gays [Tasteful Celebs]
- Guess who is wearing an engagement ring? [SOW]
- Lohan is staying in rehab for a while [Cele|bitchy]
- What a Difference Two Years Makes [Fatback and Collards]

- The 10 Greatest Moments In Female Farting [Uber]
- Pink and Carey Hart Split - Carey Hart Realizes He's Not Gay [DerekHail]
- Dear Angelina & Brad: Please Back Off the School [CityRag]
- Spend Some Time With Nelly Furtado [ChugsAndJugs]
- Lacey Chabert showing off great cleavage [RichandBrainless]
- Stacy Keibler Has A Hair Stuck To Her Lip [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lopez does Arena Magazine [The Grumpiest]
- Playboy wants Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson [The Blemish]
- Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Natalia Bush in scary bikini [Horny Oyster]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

As you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...


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i want those thick legs wrapped around me while I pound her long long time.

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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look super thicccccccck

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 6:13pm
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this is what i'm talkin' about. yum!!!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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her legs look ridiculous...

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 6:27pm
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I'll pass, thanks.

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 6:29pm
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shes hot, but make no mistake, she wouldnt be shit had she not been one of the first black models to get breast implants. otherwise shed be just another big booty girl in a video.

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 7:00pm
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picture number 6

am i the only one that thinks she looks like that yellow man thing from sin city?

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 7:21pm
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look, its a girl with actual meat on her bones!!!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 7:28pm
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#7 hahaha! Omg, yeah, I see the big onion nose. And photoshop.

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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I'm with #10.

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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G' Dammmmmmmn!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 9:46pm
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The face is meh, but body is hot, thick legs and all.

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 10:07pm
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LMAO!!!!!! LAST PIC LOOK LIKE FUGLY ASS NEW YORK FORM I LOVE NEW YORK ....WOW LOL

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 10:19pm
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Buh, Buh, Buh Butta!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 10:41pm
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This one would have to be face down, ass up. That nose bums me out.

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 11:07pm
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melyssa will you marry me !!!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 11:23pm
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No class.

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 8:32am
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DAYUUUM!!!!!! super fine lady.... im a fan of her body!

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 8:39am
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to all the fags above keep banging chicks with 12 year old boy bodies, melyssa ford is a real woman made for men,

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 8:41am
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I agree with Jose.

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 11:14am
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agree with #19. the style of a whore

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 11:39am
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Kooch: Ahaha..New York...The thought of her makes me shiver.
Jose: You don't have to look like a cheap tranny/prostitute to be a real woman. Most of the bitches who claim you should be this and that to be a real woman obviously don't know what "real" nor "woman" means.

Friday, September 28th, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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one word: disgusting

Saturday, September 29th, 2007 @ 4:05am
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Picture 7 is incredible. She's a tiny woman with big...assets.

Saturday, September 29th, 2007 @ 1:02pm
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She has meat on her bones, yes, and yet somehow she manages to look less feminine than most women. She looks rude, rough, tough, violant, unclassy and other mostly manly qualities. On top of that, she has a tranny feeling about her. Actually all power body models have it.

So, I'll pass aswell. And the backgrounds and accessories are real cheesy.

#7: Nop, you're not the only one!!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 7:49pm
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"MAMMA MIA!!!!"

Thursday, September 27th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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