SONNN OFFFFA AAAAA BIIIIIITTTTCCCCH!!!

She doesn't have a very feminine body.

Lucky bastard? If you´re into horse faces and skinny no tits/no ass bitches perhaps.

Dude needs to shave.

I guess he's lucky cause when they go out, he's the only that actually eats therefore he only pays for himself.

Score!

lol @ captions

bastard indeed...

I agree that Ale could use a little extra meat on them bones though. But I've been saying that for a long time now.

lol @ all you virgins. none of you can even talk to a girl with an average rating. you're all introverted, which is why you go to these type of sites to wack off to celebrities who do not even know you exist.

@Rasheed
Yes I am. Always in search of the perfect "Miss 6 o'clock". :)

That guy is awesome. How could you be jealous of him? I mean, truly jealous. You gotta love the fact he's probably thinking to himself every time he's bangin' Ale, "Is this really who I'm doin'? Am I actually pushing and pulling my penis in and out of this amazingly beautiful woman? Life... life is good." And then, a tear comes to his eye.

She is beautiful, but these are real life pics. Still a babe as far as I'm concerned. Her boyfriend is a lucky SOB but live goes on.

he looks really hot too

She has absolutely no curvers, that's such a boner killer. I like to see some hips, and some ass moving around when I'm smashing from behind. All you will get is her ass bruising your hips.

For being a super model, she dresses like shit.

she so damn hot
he is so damn lucky
Go Ale!!!

Hey matiK,
You like to reflect your own issues unto others online often as you did here? Takes a lot of balls for someone to write a comment like that about others that go to this website considering you are here on this site yourself.

And Alessandra Ambrosio can barely be considered average. Bitch is pretty fugly actually. What a mess of a body, or lack thereof.

She has long torso and short legs, and looks barely pretty without makeup and in shitty clothes. Her boyfriend looks like my husband. I like Ale but she's no Adriana.

He looks like Dirty Waldo. You know, the dude you have to find, but most of the time he's right there in front of you, in your wife/gf/so's underwear drawer just waiting for you to leave so he can pop out with a thick, Spanish accent, "Cheer I yam, I yam Duurrrrrrty Waldo, here to sex you up"

Friggin bastard.

She doesn't look that good here
Those new teeth are ugly

She is beautiful.

Whoa. Her eyes look crazy on page 5.

That's a MAN, baby!!

matiK is an idiot. i hope that son-bitch ain't talkin' bout be, seen as he found his way here on his masturbation misadventures...

she below average

@ #11 matik
What the fuck are you talking about, without the lights, makeup and photoshop, she is average, just like every other chick out here. But what do I know your an idiot. Besides being boney as fuck, and a ugly mug, she is only special because you worship her like the media tells you idiots to. Anybody ever wonder about the hot ass chicks you see everyday (ones who do their own makeup and clothes, no photoshop) but wonder why they will never get the chance, cause the media wants to force shit like this chicken dinner down your throat, and matik is one of the masses buying this shit, learn to think for yourself man sheesh

YES, I WILL KILL THIS SON OF A BITCH!

ALESSANDRA IS MINE!!!!!!!

@mari
if I had known that I would have said something
but I rather have a drink( liquid) thrown in my face
than have moody adri bitch slap because I didn't send the bitch a car even she should learn how to drive or take a taxi.
Ale should throw drinks that's bitchy too.

You lost me Eduardo "the freek".

Johnny... Well I don't think it took a lot balls to say what he said because that imply that it took courage.
What he said was like the pot calling the kettle black. Like Johnnymak said,
"for someone to write a comment like that about others that go to this website considering you are here on this site yourself." I agree I just don't think it was a brave act.

alessandra is so hot

she is very very beautiful. i am jelous

alessandra seems like a low maintenance chick. she don't mind wearing same clothes, same watch.

Who is the new black VS model?

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp...

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp...

She is gorgeous!

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namesp...

wow some bastards here are just nutters who are seriously jealous. yeah, like you have a chance with this brazilian supermodel. pull your head from your ass back to reality.

ale won't even look at you. dream on.

Still love Ale, she's really pretty. But why do these models dress like shit when they're off set? I don't even know how anyone can claim anything about her body shape in these pictures. The girl's wearing a drape, you can't even see her body.

"The Chef" - FUNNIEST comment of the year!! LOLOLOL!!

If I was lucky enough to bang her whenever I wanted to, the least I could do is drag a razor across my ugly mug.

Eh......I like Gisele's street clothing better. She always looks good with Tom. But WTF is Ale wearing......?

man, she definitely got her lips injected

It is no big deal. I've slapped, hit, torn interiors, had a friend piss in a gas tank, etc.

What I'm saying is, is that she (Omega) constantly brings up the time Adri slapped the prince, but she never said shit about the time Ale threw a drink in her ex's face. She talks all this crap about Adri being disrespectful and blah, blah, blah... but at the same time, Ale did a similar thing. And it's bull that she claims she didn't know. Yeah, right.

What an ugly boney disgusting little WHORE!!

@51 that's bullshit

in pic 5 her nose looks HUGE, but she still is pretty, compared to all the ugly people in the world she is hot everyone knows it.

adriana is better though always will be

@mari
I didn't know that, damn it
Its funny if I know too much than you call me obsessive
if I don't know you call me a liar
you are a two face bitch no one can please
oh and I mention that slap 2 or 3, that is not the meaning of 'all the time'

@ lilith
sometimes there are models they just use for the website
you probably won't see them in a fashion show and never in a commercial.

oh fuck her and her white teeth boyfriend. She does look like a man and a bit like a horse and she is indeed to skinny. She has nice legs, but no tits whatsoever. I'm even kind of feel sorry for that dude as banging her must feel like fucking a radiator.

Ale is the hottest woman alive!

whoah i didn't know ale threw a drink at her bf too... oh well the guy definitely deserved it! go ale!

hahhaaa
i do those things to my bf if too if he does something bad. i love these supermodels, and i don't think there's anything wrong with their personalities if they slap their bfs or do some other shit. people do that. just shows they're human like us too.

bastardly needs to post ale's hot gq cover.

Why Am I jealous?? ...I'm straight and I am jealous of that scumbag, he's disgusting...I'm soooo much better than that shit ale!!! ;)

she looksss horrible thats all i can say

he's yummy

Omega, I don't think you know to much. In fact, I don't think you know anything. In my honest opinion, you sound like a HS dropout... or a retarded tween. I only call you obsessive when you run out of your way to fetch pictures of someone you dislike. That is a characteristic of a psycho... and obsessive psycho to be exact.

yeah she is only beautiful if you compare her to ugly people, but she is just average. i don't see the big deal.

yeah, im so jealous, i want to look like a man with a long nose, long face, bone skinny, big feet, small eyes. i want to look like a rat, man, im so jealous we are all jealous,hehe. men and women that say she is ugly are jealous because they want to look just like her, like a tall skinny rat, yeah right.

she's with a homeless bum!

ALESSANDRA IS NATURALLY SKINNY UNLIKE SOME B**CHES THAT TRY TO MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK THAT WAY. YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IF SHE CAME AROUND, YOU WOULD WANNA F*** HER .. AND FOR HOW SKINNY SHE IS SHE HAS A NICE BODY. IN ADRINA'S CASE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT SHE HAS A SQUARE WAIST, NO HIPS, AND REALLY SKINNY LEGS AND NOW THAT SHE GAINED WEIGHT NOW HER BODY IS LESS PROPORTIONAL.

#68weird people, chill out. For someone who's not jealous, you sure sound like you're about the explode.

LOL @ 53 i see what you mean now

my shes ugly..whattah a shame to people constantly comparing her to ms lima!

well i think you lima fans are desperate now that ale is in the spotlight.

Assless Ambrosio has a cute bf :D

@76. He´s the editor of magazine about surf (and surfers), it´s called "Fluir". He recently put Ambrosio on the cover (apparently she likes surfing, can´t find it to send Moelicious the pictures thou, sorry dude...when I saw it I remembered you).

#45 & 46, I could care less if ale didn't notice me on the street. She looks like a man, has no ass like a man, and she's way too freakin' skinny. No dreaming and no jealousy here, I just don't thinks ale is all that hot--but hey, if she turns your cranks then more power to ya.

@eve that's not steve allain. this is her new guy. i'd love to see that cover though.

this isnt the fireman bf she used to have....he looked better than this hairy mess

mari
I am not a retard obviously
and not a high school drop out thanks
if calling out people name and insulting their intelligence is the only way you can win an argument or convince anyone, it is obvious you are childish and are/ will not go far at all in life. you are probably a small minded piece of white trash that will believe anything.

@81...New guy??? I thought it was him, I mean, I think it´s him underneath that hideous scruff. I couldn´t find the cover online thou...but I can tell it´s not like the fashion stuff she usually does. She looks more natural on it, like a surfer girl.

And #82, Steve Allain is just a volunteer fireman, he´s actually the Fluir´s global editor.

So toned and naturally beautiful.. I'm a girl and even I hate him :(

"if calling out people name and insulting their intelligence is the only way you can win an argument or convince anyone, it is obvious you are childish and are/ will not go far at all in life. you are probably a small minded piece of white trash that will believe anything."

LOL @ you insulting yourself.

i didn't call you a single name
I was simply assuming what you actually are given you poor logic and agruments.
when you call someone a name you usually say "you are a" but I didn't
I said "you are probably" big difference
LOL at you for being too stupid to read English.

She is so manly!!!..not hips...not tits...nothing...Is that sexy?.Amazing how photoshop can do these days.

wats his name!!!!!

So hot...And I've always liked her toes....

And she's pushing that Mercedes Benz G55 AMG.....

Too bad the dude wasn't smart enough to talk her out of the veneers.

lol. rasheed was about to talk to a cute girl until he got nervous and puked all over her. what a fag.

#11

haha, RAAAAGE!

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Good call JohnnyMak, but I think you are giving him credit for being brave for saying what he said. More like the pot calling the kettle african american.
Just a thought.

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!

Oh, and speaking of, why doesn't Omega ever bring up the time Ale threw a drink in her ex's face? Hmm?

How did this stick become so popular. I'm so sick of these anorexic stick models they are not hot. Adriana Lima definately owns this bitch no questions asked. She's not that good looking when it comes down too. Petra owns this bitch too because even though, she's put on weight she still has sexy curves and a decent face. Stick models are just not hot. How could any man be attracted to a walking pencil?

I wouldn't give her a second look on the street. Without Photoshop she's nothing.

ok, what is the big deal with Adriana or Ale throwing drinks at their boyfriends and shit? so what? I did similar shit many times. If my man is being an asshole, he better watch out. How does that make them a bitch? I did worse things.

by thw way she needs to put on like 10 pnds then shell be hotter with a little curves, the new vs models are more cuvry

55,
it is not bullshit

By the way, his name is Steven Allain.

@81. All I could find was this (without the cover):

http://fluir.ig.com.br/fluir_girls/26_alessandra_ambrosio.shtml

Enjoy!

Seriously - how did she make it as far as she did in the modeling industry? Her body is the same shape as her twink boyfriend's.

page 1 pic 2

alessandras face. wtf? how dare anyone say shes hotter than lima

adriana makes ale look like a rat, i don't know why she is even compare to adriana, it's lame, they are not in the same level face wise.

this is not the real Alessandra Ambrosio. this is her tween sister whos pregnat with this dude. the real Alessandra is stile a virgin, and she's the beautiful one and she dose have the ear operation like they say. this girl is her sister and she only use her sister name to model. i cant tell you more but so you see for yourself, have a good look true the photos and if you pay enough atention you can ease see that there are clear 2 peope using the same name Alessandra Ambrosio and only one of them is the real Ale and trust me, she's stile a virgin and her real name is not Alessandra Ambrosio, her real name is ... sorry , but i cant tell :). pay atention to see that im for real and what i say is the true reality FACT. next time before you take a photo make shore is the real Alessandra not her tween sister . and theres a photo on photobucket with all 3 sisters together so you have a start there to know what to look for. have a nice day.

ok then......^^