Adriana Lima Brings The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Kristin Cavallari's Breasts Got Talent! [HollywoodTuna]
- Fashion Finds: Katherine Heigl [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Chewbacca in nachtkastje [Flabber.nl]
- Why is Britney still driving? [Celebslam]
- Family Guy Ripped Off My Writing Style [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Ummmmm, I have no words! [The Bastardly Society]
- Brand Barry Bonds' Ball [Complex]
- Christmas At Ja Rule's! [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt showing the same old cleavage [Tasteful Celebs]
- Guess who this little cutie belong to? [SOW]
- K-Fed in new romance with Colin Farrell's sex tape ex [Cele|bitchy]
- Bridget Moynahan's kid is um…cute [Fatback and Collards]
- Bloodrayne's Natassia Malthe [FHM Online]
- Elton John's Child Pornography Seized by Authorities [DerekHail]
- Cats in Anne Hathaway's Boobs [CityRag]
- Satisfaction Guaranteed At This Restaurant [ChugsAndJugs]
- Kelly Brook topless in Arena Magazine [RichandBrainless]
- Heather Graham Wows On Conan O'Brien [Popoholic]
- Christina Aguilera is Pregnant [The Grumpiest]
- Angelina Jolie is jealous [The Blemish]
- More Christina Aguilera pregnant cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Trishelle Cannatella [Horny Oyster]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
As you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...












her eyes are so niiiiiice yo
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So pretty, but whoever was in charge of the wardrobe should be shot.
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Haha. They put a huge ass clip on her to keep her clothes in place.
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yeah I know this is a photoshoot (maybelline probably)
but she still looks like she did her own hair, makeup and wardrobe
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the only thing that bugs me is when her lip folds up and over her nose a little like on page 6
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My tongue on your body dear, I couldn't handle the other way.
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These pictures are old. She has fucked up teeth but still very pretty!
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@um
she still has those jacked up teeth
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Hahaha, you got second you loser. Nice teeth "supermodel"
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A very pretty girl but she lacks cheek bones and she has a weak chin.
She would look a lot better if her eyes were a little bigger and if her teeth were better.
She's still a lot prettier than most girls.
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Believe it or not, but... some people have different ideas of what beauty is. Oh well. If people find her pretty, oh well.
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no she has cheek bones but you can only seem them when she smiles
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you can find a many " flaws" in anybody
shes gorgeous
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johnny bravo
you called the guy would posted "first" in the VS and Virgin Airlines article a loser for saying first
now you call me a loser for getting second instead of first
you are a hypocritacal dumbass so shut the hell up
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yes, she would get a gut beating.
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perfection
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I wish god never made her, for my heart breaks every time I see her.
I need to start drinking....
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#13,
why dont you post a picture so we can see what a girl looks like with her arched eyebrows?
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she looks beautiful as always. even with the bad make-up and fucked up cloths.
@13carolina
are you upset because people find her attractive or are you in some sort of hormonal rage? she is pretty. deal with it. she got a modeling contract because of it. if you can't see her beauty thats your problem.
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she is so sexy
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I'm not upset at all. I just stated my opinion. She has a very nice body, but a very strange face. It's undeniable that she has alot of flaws on her face--even her fans admit she has flaws except they say the flaws add to her character and I say that they just make her look retarded.
Why can people call Gisele and Alessandra man face and other names and no one says anything but when someone calls Adriana names, everyone freaks out? that's my opinion, deal with it or fuck off. I'm sure i can find many comments on this site from all of you where you are insulting other celebrities, so don't give me shit you hypocrites. You are entitled to your opinions as I am entitled to mine.
Angelina Jolie has arched eyebrows, by the way. Adriana's eyebrows are too low and they are too straight.
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Omega, a hypocrite is someone who judges others for doing/saying something, and then doing the same exact thing. You're fucking stupid, learn the definition of a word before you use it.
And you're a loser for typing "First", even though you got second. That makes you dumb and lame.
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Carolina, it's okay that you have that opinion :) I shall be the first to admit that Adriana is not perfect (who is?). But I do think her low eyebrows are part of her "x" factor and what gives a more intense look to her eyes. As for Alessandra having a manly face. Well, someone said the same thing about Cindy Crawford and I'm a huge fan of Cindy Crawford too. I think her strong lines are part of Cindy's "x" factor as well, even if some people would say "women are supposed to have soft oval faces". You can't put it on black and white like that. You can't pick apart features and based on analysis of those individual features come to the conclusion that something is ugly. You have to judge the sum of those features and how each individual features contribute to that sum. I think that a "perfect woman" with features that are all exactly according to the book of what is feminine and "right", is going to look generic. Something has to be slightly off in order to create a certain level of interest and intrigue. Perfection has that weird side-effect of being bland and boring to the eye. That's why you hear some of Adriana's fans saying that her imperfections are what contribute to her "perfection". Of course it's all subjective. And what they see as contributing to her perfection, you see as elements of distraction :)
Personally though, I'm not a big fan of these pictures. Never was. I don't like the colored hair. I absolutely despise the make-up. And the clothes are hideous. I do agree that she looks a bit scary here but I also don't think these pictures do her justice.
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Here's a candid that does her more justice. Love this one:
www.casperchristophersen.com/bigcandid.jpg
Alessandra looks great as well. Click to enlarge (it's huge).
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I think shes really pretty but i get sick of looking at her for long periods of time. This might be a stupid question, but does she have any asian ethnicity in her (chinese, japanese, etc heritage) ? just wondering
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She does look bad on these photos, but on this one posted by pstroyer she's pure perfection. And I like her teeth, they're cute.
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#29 # pstroyer
That picture makes it clearer than ever that Alessandra is a DUDE. And an ugly dude at that. Long face with the facial features all squished together in the middle. Nasty.
Adriana is the picture of femininity in that picture. Alessandra looks like manly dog crap next to her.
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ADRIANA LIMA IS GORGEOUS!
POYSTER, THANKS FOR THIS LINK:
www.casperchristophersen.com/bigcandid.jpg
THAT IS A PROOF THAT ADRIANA AND ALESSANDRA ARE THE HOTTEST GIRLS ALIVE.
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26,
I dont think she looks anything special in these pix and looks pretty shitty actually...i never said i dont talk shit about other "celebs". I just asked for a pic of you to see your arched eyebrows that a girl is supposed to have. Now that your know why I want to see your pic, id like to see it.
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she is gorgeous
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the more i look at these pics the more ugly she looks.
someone tell her to put her wonderbra back on to give the illusion she at least has SOME womanly curves and shut her mouth!!
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johnny bravo
the definintion of hypocrite is
a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
that's from webster's dictionary this is what you did I said "first" but was wrong and knew it and got second and you mocked a guy that actually was first and said first, basically you bitch about anyone who says first regardless of place
you are a dumbass not only because your "definition" was wrong but because you could not even look the real definition up.
Being a hypocrite does not require judgement at all. Damn you are dumb
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adri's mommy
s128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/ms310/?action=view¤t=001.jpg
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s128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/ms310/?action=view¤t=002.jpg
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assuming those lips are really hers
we don't truly know without a pic of her dad
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48,
my mom has thin lips; my dad has thin lips...i have very full lips...none of my relatives have full lips...her lips are real.
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holyshit...she doesnt look like her mom at allllllllllllll...not in the face, not body-wise or height-wise...they dont even look related...her mom isnt even good looking...i am curious if she is adapted lol
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Thank you for being understanding at least, pstroyer. And yes, I admit she looks pretty in that candid photo you sent. Maybe these terrible pictures (which do not do her justice) just rubbed me the wrong way! haha, that sounded wrong. Okay, she's not ugly, that was an exageration. I do not think she is pretty, but she can look pretty at times and beauty still is in the eye of the beholder.
I think Sabrina Jales is alot prettier.
Omega, get over it!!! Call adriana ugly (i have), but she's not fake. Her lips aren't even that big, if they were fake, i'm pretty sure she would have gone alot bigger. Her lips look bigger in some pics because of the lip gloss, photoshop, etc. Oh well.
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This, for example, is a very good photo. She looks pretty and sexy, and it's a candid:
http://s128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/ms310/?action=view¤t=adria...
omega, is that your photobucket album??? I found the photo in the album you provided us the pics of her and her mom from.
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carolina there are other people on here dissin' adriana but i started on you cause you seemed quite mad at the world for finding her attractive. i think angelina jolie is ugly and overrated, but i ain't mad at others for liking her.
the reason people don't get mad about people saying giesle has a man face is cause its true. and when people say ale has a man face their is usually reprisal. when people say adriana is ugly, people get mad cause we know it ain't in anyway true. maybe she ain't your type or you don't find her attractive. but to say shes outright ugly is insane.
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I mostly agree with Carolina.
Why is it when somebody doesn't share the same opinion on who the most gorgeous woman on Earth is you all get defensive?
I don't find Angelina attractive at all. She has a large skull, weird eyes in some angels and big mouth with humoungous lips and a man jaw.
Yes I am hating. Only thing I like about Angelina are her cheek bones.
I dont find aishwarya attractive either.
There are certain pretty thing abt Adriana though.
There are other models out there who are a lot more prettier than Adriana and they're not even that famous.
Check these out. Some of these models make Adriana Lima look average. She's on there too.
http://supermodels.nl/Pages/Headshots.aspx?sl=a
Here are some who I think are really pretty.
http://supermodels.nl/annatokarska/pictures/1
http://supermodels.nl/emanueladepaula/pictures/1
http://supermodels.nl/sashagachulincova/pictures/1
http://supermodels.nl/liakiise/pictures/1
http://supermodels.nl/lonnekeengel/pictures/1
These are just a few I've posted.
We all have our opinions. Don't take it personally when somebody differs with yours.
I dont like most models figures. I think they're too skinny or they lack a shape.
I prefer Rose Mcgowan, Halle Berry type of figures.
I also think Gisele looks like a man andAle looks pretty in some pictures but her face is a bit too long.
Most beautiful woman title is ignorant and overrated. Why not say She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
Broaden your horizon.
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What do you think of these?
http://supermodels.nl/Pages/Headshots.aspx?sl=a
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adriana is fat but there's no way those girls from antm prettier than her. that's retarded.
"the reason people don’t get mad about people saying giesle has a man face is cause its true" haha... nice.
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lol she's not fat, wtf?
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Fat? Weak chin?
You need to get out more.
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I dont wanna disappoint you guys or anything but her teeth look weird in this pics but still very hot!!!!
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is it just me or does she look like scarlett johannson in this pic:
http://adrianalimafan.net/gallery/full/1797/
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hehe yea, she does. Weird make-up...
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sabrina jales is pretty, but she doesn't even come close to adriana
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#66 wtf
Funny, because of all those headshots, the first one of Adriana clearly stands out to me as one of the best and most beautiful.
www.casperchristophersen.com/headshot1.jpg
But yea, there's a lot of great models and interesting looks out there. What you see as averageness in Adriana I see as "broad appeal". Many of the models on that site are high-fashion types that wouldn't do well in a lingerie shoot or on the cover of men's magazine. Adriana has done both with great success. So yea, her look is not as radical and unique as some of the others but she has great versatility and more mainstream appeal. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate other looks though. It's always interesting with new and radically different faces.
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#66,
I looked at all the headshots as if I didnt know Lima was there and only one stood out and it was Lima that made me say "damn".
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You guys checked out all the models from A to Z?
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lima is the hottest model pic for pic in my opinion. pstroyers time line post makes me appreciate limas wieght gain more. her body looks fitter, in my opinion again. as for wtf. you proved absolutly nothing...
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#71hot
that picture is awfull. giesha make-up always makes girls look disgusting.
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yeah thats what im saying she looks really different...to the point where she resembles scarjo in that pic lol
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pstroyer
that link you posted comparing Sabrina Jales and Adriana
WTF
if you go to wiki or sabrina myspace, her boobs are smaller and she barely has any lips
the girl you post had bigger boobs and huge lips
Are you sure you got the right girl???
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he is what sabrina jales really looks like
when she stopped collagen and got a boob job.
fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/sabrina_jales/showphoto/58958
fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/sabrina_jales/showphoto/58952
sometimes I think VS asks their models to get plastic surgery...
lips, boobs, noses, teeth it awful!!!!!!!!!
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VS doesn't allow fake breasts.
They use push-ups, inserts, and Photoshop. Seriously, they don't need anything else.
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Out of curiosity, how old are you? You sound like you're 12, and therefore, should not be on this site.
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omg check out this pic....wow:
http://img20.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=74003_snapshot20070306193513f...
and it might be cuz u cant see her teeth, which is her main problem
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omg look at this pic, seriously if u dont really think shes hot, this pic might change ur mind:
http://img283.imageshack.us/my.php?image=duroalimavs1025xs.jpg
wow!!
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hot, why the f*ck have you posted pics of claire sweeny. spare us please.
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exotic and gorgeous even in a horrible outfit
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mari
I am familiar with the modeling world and
trust me I know fakes when I see them.
No I am not 12.
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VS doesn't allow fake breasts???
ha they feed you that shit so you still buy their product
here are a few confirmed VS models who had them done
heidi k gisele B marissa miller stephaine seymour
damn are you really that naive????????
(a group of plastic surgeons complied a lists of who had work done)
hell as many VS models that had work done, VS probably encourages them
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Previously known as wtf. i changed my name.
That was funny when you posted Claire sweeny pic.
She does look good in that other pic though.
Lokiman that's your opinion. If Lima is still your favourite then good for you.
I think High cheeck bones, strong chin and wide feminine eyes are beautiful.
Lima is still pretty though. She's prettier than Angelina, Aishwarya etc.
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what r u talking about? who the fuck is claire sweeny? it must have come up wrong then on your screen when u clicked the link
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MM has done Perfect 10, so she's out of the question. So what if plastic surgeons have compiled a list? Do they have pictures? Proof? Nope. In fact, there are also rumors that Ale has had implants, but you won't say anything about that, right? Right.
They are all RUMORS. Are you that ~naive~ to not know a rumor when you see one?
Also, I highly doubt you know a lick about fashion. You're probably an ANTM bandwagoner.
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To the person above, who are you talinkg about?
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^^
i think she is talking about Marissa Miller
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"12. # wtf
A very pretty girl but she lacks cheek bones and she has a weak chin.
She would look a lot better if her eyes were a little bigger and if her teeth were better.
She’s still a lot prettier than most girls."
If she had more developed cheek bones and a "strong" chin, you and all of your queer friends would be calling her a tranny with man's jaw.
I don't get it, I swear I don't get it.
About Dri in this photo shoot: still hot in my books, with the fucked up teeth and all.
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I love it when obsessive fans start insulting others on bastardly.
I didn't say she should have a bigger stronger jaw.
If she had higher cheeck bones, strong chin with a little bit wider and bigger eyes with better teeth, she would look so much better.
Models who have that don't look like men.
I will only say that to women who look like Gisele.
Oh and I'm not a guy.
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amen fornicator...
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i don't see the point fighting over old pics of adri.
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Oh GOD!! She is so FAT now!!! She seriously needs to lose some weight!!!!
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mari
go to awfulplasticsurgery.com
she is laying on here back and her breasts are rock hard
yeah at one point marissa breasts were real. now she has a boob job
alessandra doesn't have a boob job. go to awfulplasticsurgery for marrisa
go to goodplasticsurgery for heidi, gisele, and adriana
ale did not have a boob job
and instead of just saying my comments are true why don't you try posting comments that actually support your argument UNLESS YOU DON'T HAVE ANY.
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this fake plastic girl makes me scared. look at this face eerrr..
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mari
oh and you are wrong.........again
I don't watch ANTM because it is so completely unrealistic of what really happens in the fashion.
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# 13 Carolina, you are an idiot. She is honestly in my opinion the most gorgeous person I have ever seen.
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wow first
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She's ugly. She looks scary in these pictures. I never understood why everyone likes her. I admit girls like Megan Ewing, Nik Pace (from ANTM), and other models are gorgeous but this one, I just can't see the beauty. She looks scary in these photos, like she's possessed, or something. Her fangs are disgusting and her top lip curls up so strangely. Fat face. Low and straight eyebrows (girls are supposed to have arched brows), and just ugly all together. Gosh, everything about her is so annoying...she seems like such an obnoxious and uneducated person. And her facial expressions are annoying and she's a terrible model with only one look.
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At least she doesn't have the face of a man like Gisele and Ale.
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She looks stupid when she make those faces. Ugh!
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Victoria's Secret website listed her as part Indonesian
I've heard other sources say Japanese.
However, we know for sure that she has some Native American heritage so it could be that showing through as well I guess...
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is anyone else dying to know what her dad looks like? because ive seen her mom and theres a little resemblance..but i wonder if her dad is really hot or something lol
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39,
you've seen her mom? link us! I was trying to find a pic of her parents.
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here dad has to be some sort of european
because she didn't get her lips or eyes from her mom
and adri skin is lighter than her mom's
and she is much taller than her mom
s128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/ms310/?action=view¤t=002.jpg
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she looks pretty coked out of head.
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adopted*
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"wow, what went wrong in this photoshoot!??!?!?! it looks really bad and amateurish. i can’t believe a supermodel would subject herself to these ugly photos."
eeehm, this is not an actual photo shoot... these are just candids taken on the set of the shooting, Adriana dancing around and making funny faces to a random photographer. They were shooting a Maybelline commercial in New York.
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Plz tell me it posted
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omg check out this pic....wow! :
http://img20.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=74003_snapshot20070306193513f...
and i think its because you cant see her teeth, which is her main problem
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I find it really odd when skinny models with straight shapeless bodies have big boobs.
It looks odd. I know there are some girls who are like that but nearly all the models are like that.
Weird.
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aren't true***
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damn it
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I don't get why she's always so eager to show off her teeth, they're pretty much her worst feature. But maybe when she smiles you can't tell that her eyes are small. I agree that she's pretty, but with bigger, more expressive eyes and new teeth she'd be so much better. That'd fix her mean look. As for the makeup and warderobe...what the hell? It's as if they thought..."no she's too pretty, let's bring her down a notch"
#29, that's a great picture of both of them. They look beautiful. I just don't get why the hell some people say that Ale has low eyebrows, when they're a little higher than Adri's.
#30, I think she does, yes.
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look how flat chested she is without her magical wonderbra!!!
she looks sooo bad when she smiles and shows her teeth
i agree she has a demented face - the only thing that is pretty are her eyes
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www.adrianalimafan.net/photos/2006-maybellinecommercialjune/maybelline_c...
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#53 Carolina
"I think Sabrina Jales is alot prettier."
Sabrina only just turned 20. Have you seen Adriana at that age? Here's a runway comparison of the two. They were both 19 years old at this point (Adriana's pictures are from 2000).
www.casperchristophersen.com/lima_jales.jpg
Sabrina does have a great body, especially for her age, but her face is nowhere near as stunning IMO.
And Lima just got better and better from this point on. At least up until 2006 where she started gaining some serious weight (seems like she's lost most of it again):
www.casperchristophersen.com/adri_vs_0105.jpg
Let's see if Sabrina can match that. Should be interesting. I admit she has a lot of potential but Adriana was practically sporting perfection during her heydays.
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she needs to get braces, her teeth scare me..
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wow, what went wrong in this photoshoot!??!?!?! it looks really bad and amateurish. i can't believe a supermodel would subject herself to these ugly photos.
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And one of my favorite non-VS runway pictures. From 2005 for Luca Luca.
www.casperchristophersen.com/lucaluca2005.jpg
Her eyes are just !!! in that picture. Perfection ;)
2005 was her best year by far.
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Crap it didnt.
I mostly agree with Carolina. Adriana has got good and bad features.
I think Angelina is overrated and ugly. Think the same about Aishwarya.
There are loads of models who are prettier than Adriana.
Check this link out.
http://supermodels.nl/Pages/Headshots.aspx?sl=a
Some of these models make Adriana look average. She's on the list too.
I don't really like the models figures though. I prefer the Rose Mcgowan Halle Berry kind.
Here are some I find really pretty.
http://supermodels.nl/annatokarska/pictures/1
http://supermodels.nl/emanueladepaula/pictures/1
http://supermodels.nl/lonnekeengel/pictures/1
This one was born in 1991
http://supermodels.nl/sashagachulincova/pictures/1
There are lots of pretty models on that site. I hate this title of the worlds most beautiful woman. It's ignorant. Why not say that she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Broaden your horizon.
I do like certain flaws in people too.
Don't attack someone just because they have a different opinion.
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Thats one of my fave pics of Adriana.
I have posted a long comment 2ice and it didnt post.
Check this site out. Some models make Adriana look average.
http://supermodels.nl/Pages/Headshots.aspx?sl=a
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Why aren't my comments posting?
http://supermodels.nl/Pages/Headshots.aspx?sl=a
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And that last one was a runway photo as well. No photoshop. Just her walking down the runway and the photographer happens to snap a picture like that. Couldn't have been more perfect if it was set up in photo studio and derived from 100's of pictures taken. No, just one walk down the runway and BAM! -- a perfect portrait. Simply amazing.
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