Bastardly MILF Rating: Claudia Schiffer @ Moet Mirage Evening
Monday, September 24th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
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i dont like the lipstick or hair but she looks fabulous nevertheless
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In the very first one she looks like she's squeezing out a hard shit!
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wow...she looks terrible here. Her skin looks awful. The bright red lips are too much for her pale skin. The eye makeup is bad too.
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Time. The great equalizer.
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Never thought she was beautiful, she looks horrible. Don't like her body and face.
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Oh, the humanity!!!
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She looks like she was made up by a mortician.
Fug-o-rama.
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Nah, doesn't do it for me. Looking at her mother you always knew that she wouldn't age very good.
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Never ever thought she was even remotely pretty. That being said, she's even worse looking now. Time has not been a friend to her. She looks like an old lady, although I am sure that the hair color and makeup add to that look.
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Oh man, this woman used to be my goddess! In the 90s she was one of the most beautiful women in the world! In these pics she looks horrid! I hope it is just the stylist's fault and he/she should be fired!
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omg she looks like Ghandi if he was a drag.
her skin looks odd, like she is being permanently slapped by insivible hands.
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How about a 1/10?
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Halloween is not close enough to be dressing as night of the living dead.
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what the fuck? her eyes are so scary in addition to her whole face and she looks like a psychopath that is about to choke a bitch or two
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Pasty Nazi.
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Bitch looks like a pale zombie. And she always looked like this.
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hey grandma! how ya doing?
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She was so hot in those Guess ads.
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did someone drain the blood out of her?
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she looks like what i imagine Ms Havisham from Great Expectations will look out. Harsh..but she is old and withered.
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wow, never thought I am much hotter than claudia. before these pic that is.
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This woman was not, is not, and never will be beautiful.
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Amen to that.
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