Bastardly Hot or Not: Vanessa Branch @ Maxim Style Awards



And the Wiki says...



Vanessa Lynn Branch (Born March 21, 1973 in London, England, United Kingdom) is a British actress, model, and Page Three girl. She is best known in North America as the Orbit Gum television commercial woman (whose catchphrase is "Fabulous!"). She also speaks fluent Mandarin and French.[citation needed] After graduating from Mercersburg Academy, a boarding school in south-central Pennsylvania, she graduated from Middlebury College in 1994 and was Miss Vermont also that year. She holds dual citizenship in the UK and the United States. She also appeared in the Lost episode Fire + Water as the character Karen. She also can be seen in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, playing Giselle, a Tortugan wench jilted by Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow. She had a guest appearance as Nadia Kerensky in the Pilot of the short-lived TV series Andy Barker P.I.. She also appeared in the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Shattered" as an adult Naomi Wildman. [Wiki]




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Brown bag? Fuck no, this girl is cute. Cute and (sexier) in a Heather Graham way.

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 9:36am
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yeah i agree with beavis, shouldn't even be considered for brownbagging. not everything has to be airbrushed to seem flawless

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 9:47am
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Not attractive. Too shiny. Cheeks too red. Hair looks greasy as does her whole face.

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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'bastardly certified finger friendly dress'/so the new clothing line is going ok ?????? ;)

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 10:26am
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Maybe a clear plastic bag.

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 10:34am
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not the best skin but otherwise pretty and anyways traits matter more than skin (in my opinion at least)

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 12:00pm
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She is hot.

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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not bad.

Monday, September 24th, 2007 @ 11:54pm
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