yeah if i want to see "Something About Mary"
i'll watch "Something About Mary"
not some crap-ass knock off with a self-delusional anorexic
and some idiot whose best work is a skit where he's wearing an itchy sweater

Cute as always...i love her..even if everybodu hates her....i fucking love her!!!

dammit i can believe she fell into the rail thin white hollywood trap...she looks terrible...somebody give this chick a protein shake

matchstick head

Whats with the shoes.. a chick like that should be wearing 6 inch Fuck me pumps

How old id she 37 looks like milf

I'm tired of this bitch.

You tell'm John! The sweater skit was funny though.....Sad day for comedy....Shame.

her purse is probably filled with valtrex and gauze...in case of a popped herp blister...

Boring!

Am I the only one that doesn't find her terribly attractive?

she looks oldER for some reason. Or maybe she didn't sleep alot the night before. Bad shoes

Their pathetic excuse to exploit Alba’s ass masked as a ‘film’ makes me so ******* nauseous. Anyone who actually goes to see this **** might as well sit at home and watch some porn on their computer like the ******* dork they are, buying into all this bullshit hollywood feeds them. Enough of this stupid untalented ***** and her hideous, plagarizing co-star!

I don’t know why people pee their pants over this skinny chick. She’s just so boring and talentless. And she's getting old. She's getting that Maniston jaw line.

www.hollywoodplastic.com

She should thank her surgeon for her nosejob.

She was with Jeter, so she has herpes just like Jessica Biel and all of the other chicks he’s been with. She’s definitely got some sore action going on there on her lower lip. It’s more noticeable in the pics from the Fantastic 4 premiere.

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/jessica-alba.htm

She's getting old cause she smokes and she probably doesn't eat very much. Her face is so angular now. That's a very strong jaw line. It looks like she's sucking in her cheeks.

Some of her dumb comments:

"I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass!”
“I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.”

“I don’t show much butt or cleavage.”

Oh yeah! what about when you’re posing half naked for all of the guy’s magazines? Hypocrite.

“I’m sick of getting the sexy roles!”

I guess they held a gun to your head, so you would flash your panties in this movie, too?

She smokes. That's why she's getting old.

She's a skinny, overrated, herpes infected.

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/08/23/jessica-alba-smokes-is-stil...

http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-exclusive-jessica-alba-got-her...

HA HA HA! That's a funny caption. "will sleep with any producer who will give me a serious role." Well she does complain a lot about she only gets sexy roles. SHe doesn't have to accept them, though. HELLO!

The title makes me think of "UPCHUCK." And for that reason alone, I will not see this movie.

SHe is a hypocrite, man. She just needs to shut up and do another photo spread.

She went anorexic and ruined everthing.

Her appeal in the past was her baby face. Now she's anorexic so she has old lady face. Anorexics are a dime a dozen, but it's rare to find a skinny girl with a full face.

she is a fine hott looking woman.

Her face is too long but she's a very pretty girl.

I agree with True Definition. She had a cute round baby face and an allure about 5 years ago that went away when she became this stick figure with the grimacing smile. She looks like a stand in for Sigourney Weaver. And those shoes hideously hide some of the most admired and sought after feet on the internet.

Snarf

I am normally a big fan of Alba's... however she's not looking too great in these pics... I gave up after the third picture... moving on...

Blah!

I know this is way off subject. But has anybody ever clicked on that button that says "Dont click here if you are easily frightened" Im thinking about doing it.

she IS pretty fuckin hott, i would do her 10 ways to Sunday. all u fat chicks are jealous.

i am skinny and i think shes ugly

@ walker
adri dated derrick jeter
so I guess she is herpes infected too???

so overrated.

she looks any other nice looking girl at the mall.

no boobs, no butt and a nice face. that is all. nothing special.

She IS beautiful and she has great boobs and a perfect ass (just look at bikini photos). That said, lately she's been dressing in super shapeless clothes that make her look like a grandma. Boring. -_- If she could back it up with a great personality, that would be fine...but obviously she can't.

she is pretty, but she looks annoying and she is way too skinny.

What happened to her? She used to be so pretty. Now she's just blah. And she normally wears better shoes.

id like to choke her just cuz she is so fucking stupid and is full of herself.

She could do a commercial for Gilette Mach series with that manly jaw

d55,

now that is funny.

eww fugly!

I think it's the hair color here but I just don't think she's that pretty. She looks better when her hair is down and when it's darker.

she looks fug. nuff said

also, did i mention how much her shit colored nipples make me want to vomit?
pink nips baby! the ONLY way to go, NOT shit colored girl with shit colored nips to match
...and ill bet her (shit colored ) beefy, rotting, vile stinky ( think a burnt pre school with taco bell thats been left in the sun for a few days ) meat curtians hang down to her knees,. and THAT is why she wont do nude scenes my friends! LOL

ninja

her purse is probably filled with valtrex and gauze…in case of a popped herp blister…

^ ^ ^ bwaahahahahahah!!!!! gross! ninja that was fuckin hilarious

shes beautiful.