I dunno. but she's damn cute...

Can somebody get Mr Chubby a tissue, please?

LENO: You know, it's been a long time since I fucked a 21 year old.
BYNES: How do I look?
LENO: Oh, yeah, you look great. Thanks for keeping the shoes on.
BYNES: You like my shoes?
LENO: Very sexy, very sexy.
BYNES: Are you going to take off your clothes too?
LENO: Nah. Well, I'll take of my pants. But I'm going to keep my shirt on.
BYNES: Okay.
LENO: Yeah, I really like your shoes. You have very sexy feet.
BYNES: Do you want to suck on my toes?
LENO: Sure, why not?
BYNES: I guess you want me to suck your dick?
LENO: Nah. I'm already super duper hard. Like I said, it's been a long time since I fucked a girl your age.
BYNES: Do you like fucking young girls?
LENO: Sure. I think young girls are great. I mean, wow, I really have to thank you for taking off all your clothes and just leaving your shoes on. I don't think that's something Mavis would do for me.
BYNES: What else won't Mavis do for you?
LENO: Well, this one time, I think it was our second wedding anniversary, we got a room at Shutters on the Beach.
BYNES: Oh my God! I love Shutters!
LENO: And she let me come in her mouth and then she swallowed it. That was nice. But that was the last time.
BYNES: You can come in my mouth if you want to.
LENO: I can?
BYNES: Of course. Why wouldn't I let you come in my mouth?
LENO: I don't know. I didn't think most girls liked doing that.
BYNES: It's fine with me.
LENO: That's great. I really appreciate that.
BYNES: You're welcome.
LENO: You're really sexy. You have amazing legs.
BYNES: You should see me from behind.
LENO: Yeah, I'm going to have to fuck you doggy style for sure.
BYNES: Only under one condition.
LENO: What is it?
BYNES: If you're going to fuck me doggy you have to smack my tushy really hard and pull my hair, too.
LENO: That might be a little advanced for me.
BYNES: Okay. You don't have to smack my tushy or pull my hair but you can't go slow. I like to be fucked really hard.
LENO: No problem.
BYNES: I mean really hard. I want you to fuck the shit out of me. That's the only way I can come.
LENO: You know, I haven't talked dirty like this in I don't know how long. I feel kind of funny talking like this.
BYNES: Don't feel weird. I love to talk dirty. I'm going to say really dirty things. Once we get going I'm probably going to ask you if my pussy is tight.
LENO: Is it?
BYNES: Oh my God, my pussy is so tight. You have no idea.
LENO: I think I'm ready.
BYNES: And I'm probably going to call you daddy. I'm going to say, Fuck me daddy.
LENO: Lie down, please.
BYNES: You know these shoes cost me 500 dollars. I paid for them myself with my own money.
LENO: I believe you.
BYNES: Do you believe that you're about to fuck the hottest piece of 21 year old ass in America.
LENO: Not really.
BYNES: Because you are.
LENO: Oh my God.
BYNES: Give me that dick. Let me put it in.
LENO: Holy shit.
BYNES: Oh. Oh. Oh. You've got a big dick Mr. Leno.
LENO: Okay, don't say anything else. Please. Let me get myself under control.
BYNES: Come on, Mr. Leno. Fuck me. Pound that tight pussy.
LENO: Shhhh.
BYNES: That's it. Harder. You've got to fuck it harder.
LENO: Oh my God. Get down on your knees.
BYNES: Already?
LENO: Get down.
BYNES: That was quick.
LENO: Open your mouth.
BYNES: Ahhhh.
LENO: Oh my God. You're so beautiful.
BYNES: Come in my mouth. I want to taste it.
LENO: Here it comes.
BYNES: Uh-huh.
LENO: Here it comes.
BYNES: Uh-huh.
LENO: Open your fucking mouth!
BYNES: It is open.
LENO: Here it comes.
BYNES: Give it to me.
LENO: There it goes. There it goes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my fucking God.
BYNES: Wow. That's a lot of come.
LENO: Look at me. Open your mouth.
BYNES: Ahhh.
LENO: Now swallow it.
BYNES: Gulp. Yummy.
LENO: You little bitch. You little fucking bitch.
BYNES: That tasted pretty good, Mr. Leno.
LENO: You ever seen a fully restored Edsel?
BYNES: Uh, I don't think so.
LENO: Come on. Let's go for a drive.

hah. holy shit, man!! i hope you copy pasted that shit...

someone's been watching way WAY too much internet porn.

hehe, @3...i can imagine half of the "live studio audience" gasping in fright and the other half jerking off...

Best captions on Bastardly for a while.

haha...to much time in you hand Goldstein....it was too long but funny.

To hell with Leno, I wanna do lots of very nasty things to Amanda.

I would fuck this girl so hard that she'd be nominated for an Emmy.

lookin' cute

#3, geez

She's still growing into her body, but its coming along nicely.

Am I the only one who doesn't find her incredibly big moon face unattractive?

^^ No, it's not only you. Her face looks like a bloated chipmunk.

i'd hit that thing so hard that bitch would have to use a wheelchair for next 3 days.

Yeah Moe - with a foot fetish.
Right on, Brother.

Your captions are brilliant, Amanda...I don't know, nice body, dresses well, is not funny and does have a rather large head...still I definitely would.

Yeah! Welcome back Jay! :-D

Puffy nips!!

What has happened to Amanda in the last couple of years. She used to be cuter then and with her darker hair color too. But lately her face looks like it's inflating. It's so big a pudgy where the rest of her is thin. The only thing I can think of is that she used to be a LOT thinner and maybe she gained weight and a lot went to her face. Very odd.

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark & assume Goldstein is a Japanese Jew...

So sweet and cute. God I hope she doesn't turn into Lindsey or Britny.