Bastardly Jailbait Warning! Taylor Momsen @ GOSSIP GIRL Premiere Party

From the Wikipedia:
Taylor Michel Momsen (born July 26, 1993) is an American actress.

She began acting professionally at age three, with a national commercial for Shake 'N' Bake.


To put into perspective, if you clearly remember Jim Leyritz hitting the home run that turned the series for the Yankees vs the Braves in the '96 World Series then you realize how damn young this chick is.

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She looks older on the tube, but when I looked her up.. YIKERS... not going near that

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 3:39pm
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14 my arse!

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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in the second pic she looks like mid-thirties. lay off on the makeup and the blindingly pink dress.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 3:43pm
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I didn't know that Barbie had a human sized wardrobe of clothes.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 3:45pm
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Oh, good lord... Is it ilegal if you marry her?

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 3:52pm
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fourteen shmorteen!

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 3:54pm
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I hate kids who look 20 years older than they really are.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 3:56pm
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Legal to marry with parental/guardian consent. In the Ozarks, all you need is to trade a pig and some chewing tobacco for her hand in marriage.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 4:32pm
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she's dressed like on of those dolls my daughter buys at the dollar $tore...

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 4:34pm
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14 is Legal in Canada!

Seriously though, why the hell did girls not look like this when I was 14? Instead I had to picture being with one of the hot teachers, or my friends older sisters.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 4:42pm
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Yeah, in here it's legal for a 14 yo girl to marry with parental consent, but the judge may restrict sexual contact at his discretion until a later date.... Would u restrict? lol

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 4:59pm
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So she peaked like two years ago? What a slipperly slope aging will be for this one.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 5:05pm
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Hey brandy alexander, Clynelish 14 Year Old whiskey is way better than Aberfeldy 12 Year Old...

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 5:10pm
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I wonder what she'll look like in 10 years.

Scary.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 5:12pm
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wow she looks SO BAD for 14
I'm mean really scary bad!!!!!!!
Aging for her will be worse than most

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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Fuck Leyritz!!!!!!!

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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Is it legal for her to give a blow job?

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 6:36pm
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#17: Not if you're Genarlow Wilson.

FYI, he is that dude spending 10 years in jail for aggravated child molestation. When he was 17 he got a BJ from his 15 year old GF... Good Ole America and their sex laws.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 6:53pm
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Sure you meant 14, not 41?

By the way, 14 is legal in my country.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 7:38pm
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She looks like a clown. Way too much make-up.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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Picture number #4 deserves a Caption This JB edition....:
You would go to jail for this...

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 8:35pm
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this girl is cindy loo who
just think about that you bastards

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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I think it's pretty sick to even post pics of a girl this young....She's a CHILD!!!!

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 9:24pm
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crossing the line here fellas, even though she seems to have practiced the look slutty look already...posting these are bordering on you know what.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 11:26pm
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dude, she's promoting her new show...no harm in that!

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 11:52pm
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Haha, Hayden and Vanessa turn 18, so the universe creates ever more perfect jailbait.

By the way, anybody who thinks posting pictures of this girl is wrong because people might (gasp) think she's hot or whatever: SHE'S ON A GODDAMN TEEN SOAP. She's pretty for a living. It's not like they picked some kid out of a church choir and started making lewd comments about her.

Friday, September 21st, 2007 @ 1:22am
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You say your just looking on an innocent blog and just happen to click on a link to picture of a fourteen year old.

Well I have to tell you i'm Chris Hansen and your on To Catch A Predator : Blog Edition.

Friday, September 21st, 2007 @ 7:38am
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Mr Chubby is going to Jail

Friday, September 21st, 2007 @ 10:16am
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more like forty

Friday, September 21st, 2007 @ 10:27am
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She doesn't have a good shape. Or if she does you can't see it with that awful dress on.

You could take any skinny 14 year old girl, bleach the shit out of her hair, load on the makeup like there's no tomorrow, and she would look like this. There's nothing special about this chick.

Friday, September 21st, 2007 @ 10:35am
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she really does look in her 20's she is kinda ugly anyway

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007 @ 3:11am
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does she think she is Cinderella? I mean just cuz ur 14 doesnt mean you gotta dress like your Barbie doll...damn

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007 @ 2:20am
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Hate THE DRESS
MAKEUP
THE HAIR
The Body
THe poses

she luks soo much better on the Show

Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 9:57pm
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caitie harmful ,your posts are never funny nor clever...go away why doncha

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 10:27am
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#19 - haha lol

Thursday, September 20th, 2007 @ 8:40pm
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