Damn you, Len Wiseman!

(shakes fist)

Sexy Bitch!

The shoes are blah....But she is like dynamite....EXPLOSIVE!!!

near perfect

I'm gonna go put on a burka now.

Her and Jessica Biel make me feel ugly as sin.

Dont jump on my back because im not saying im better looking (im a girl) but i dont get the fascination...i see girls that look like this or better than this at the local mall...

True...But we can't slobber over them on the internet...Can we?
There is something about have a bird in a cage....That makes it more interesting....And ours......My precious!

Take it from a professional who has been studying and physically training beauties for many years and grew up on the beach looking at beautiful women everyday. This woman is the REAL thing. I don't expect a girl to see it, but no, there are not women at the mall everyday that are this flawless. Now that's just a fact! High cheek bones, medium frame, perfect curve in the waist, shoulders are in line with the hips, perfect bubble in the boodie, perfect calves, hams, and quads for her height and size. Her chest is not too big or small for her frame, and she has a beautiful smile! Enough said.

She's whatev.

I found a flaw! The fucking oversized glasses! Christ that is the dumbest fad ever and it makes your head look retarded. Retard. Other than that, unless she has corns on her feet, she is pretty fucking flawless.

Her husband is wearing laceless chucks. Doesn't that mean you're gay or some shit?

yes, that would be so damn ironic...

Headline: "Len Wiseman FINALLY Comes out of the Closet!"

She has another flaw - dry British humor. Hate it on women. But she has killer legs.

SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

I would not have sex with Kate Beckinsale. If I was a fag, that is. But since I am not a fag, if I ever see her within 5 feet of me, I'm whipping off my pants like Superman in a phone booth, and I'm going to hump her faster than my dog leaps on that ratty old blanket in the corner.

#14 funniest comment I've seen in a while..

Why would Biel make anyone feel ugly, she's ugly herself.

She just oozes class and elegance and I know what I'd like to ooze over her...so god damn fine.

why do shitty directors get hot chicks? It use to be that film gods like Martin Scorsese got women like Isabella Rosellini but now it seems that shit ass directors get hot chicks.

I don't need to know all of that blah blah..I don't need to disect her each and every feature to try to find a flaw (pathetic...) to see that this girl is stunning. She's gorgeous, she has an amazing body, beautiful face and hair and she just has a great aura.