Bastardly Hot or Not: Amber Valetta @ Maxim Oasis Pre-VMA Party



And the Wiki says...



Amber Evangeline Valletta (born February 9, 1974) is an American supermodel and actress.
Valletta has gone on to act in several films, been on the cover of magazines and in advertisements for Louis Vuitton, Calvin Klein and Versace and hosted MTV's House of Style with friend and fellow supermodel Shalom Harlow. Valletta was scheduled to appear on Punk'd on Season 6 Episode 3, along with David Boreanaz and Kristin Cavallari, but Kutcher had to move the prank played on Valletta to an episode later to make room for the prank played on Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens, which is based on his suspension on November 19, 2005, while playing for the Philadelphia Eagles. [Wiki]




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2 bagger and probably a tea bagger once they're in place.

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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You could toss her in with ten one armed midgets and she'd place in the bottom three looks-wise.

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 2:25pm
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Not aging well at all.

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 2:34pm
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#3 Agree, not ageing well.

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 2:43pm
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I think that she'd be hurt by your remarks if she read them. I am of course available to comfort this beautiful woman should she need it.

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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WTF happened to her. I would still impregnate, I mean, that chin is great for GI Joe sons that I plan on. She looked so fine in Transporter 2...tsk tsk, how 2-3 years can change things.

Call me!

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 4:25pm
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my friends wife, so I'd have to say hot

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 6:20pm
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not...she kinda looks like jim caviezel and viggo mortensen...

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 9:38pm
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Nice eyes. Not much else to say.

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 10:28pm
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she's in nip/tuck right? if so, she looks good on the show

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 10:40pm
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no the nip tuck girl is joely richardson

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 @ 12:40am
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humpable

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 @ 11:15am
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look's like a cheap russian prostitute!!!....

Monday, September 17th, 2007 @ 2:44pm
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