Bastardly Hot or Not: Amber Valetta @ Maxim Oasis Pre-VMA Party
Monday, September 17th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch

And the Wiki says...
Amber Evangeline Valletta (born February 9, 1974) is an American supermodel and actress.
Valletta has gone on to act in several films, been on the cover of magazines and in advertisements for Louis Vuitton, Calvin Klein and Versace and hosted MTV's House of Style with friend and fellow supermodel Shalom Harlow. Valletta was scheduled to appear on Punk'd on Season 6 Episode 3, along with David Boreanaz and Kristin Cavallari, but Kutcher had to move the prank played on Valletta to an episode later to make room for the prank played on Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens, which is based on his suspension on November 19, 2005, while playing for the Philadelphia Eagles. [Wiki]
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2 bagger and probably a tea bagger once they're in place.
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You could toss her in with ten one armed midgets and she'd place in the bottom three looks-wise.
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Not aging well at all.
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#3 Agree, not ageing well.
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I think that she'd be hurt by your remarks if she read them. I am of course available to comfort this beautiful woman should she need it.
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WTF happened to her. I would still impregnate, I mean, that chin is great for GI Joe sons that I plan on. She looked so fine in Transporter 2...tsk tsk, how 2-3 years can change things.
Call me!
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my friends wife, so I'd have to say hot
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not...she kinda looks like jim caviezel and viggo mortensen...
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Nice eyes. Not much else to say.
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she's in nip/tuck right? if so, she looks good on the show
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no the nip tuck girl is joely richardson
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humpable
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look's like a cheap russian prostitute!!!....
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