Jessica Simpon @ Just Cavalli Flagship Launch Party
Thursday, September 13th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee
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Man oh man oh man.. she looks hot.. Mr Chubby is getting anxious.
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*than
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She's got a face I could fuck all day.
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Definitely an improvement on recent outings and outfit selections
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#6 - According to these pics, the man chin appears to be in remission.
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Why even bother looking at the ugly sister!!!!
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She's so ugly...
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I'd throw some hot yogurt on her back. But she looks like SHIT with her hair up.
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The man chin is very much still there. It's just that depending on what angle the pics are taken at, plus she knows how to pose in certain pics to avoid having her chin pop out more.
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I just don;t like this women, or her twit sister. Her family in fact should be allowed to commit suicide by overtanning in some L.A. salon.
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damn she has big calf muscles. her body looks good like she has been working out a lot, but her face is getting kind of fergie-ish
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Tits!!
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Bitch looks like a theatre curtain.
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Do not ever compare such a decently attractive woman to ET aka Fergie (what a douche name) She has such a good body. The big guys should mate with her and get linebacker babies.
Way better than her sister, and she is finally dressing well again.
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she has a manly body...1b and fucked up, surprised face
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Ashlee looks MUCH better than Jessica. Not excited about Jessica pics, extremely excited about Ashlee pics.
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Dumb but hot.
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I think my get up and go just got up and went...
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I honestly cannot understand how she (and her sister) have achieved the level of fame and success that they have. No talent, not great looking, and dumb as rocks. Un-fucking-believable!
I actually think Ashlee looks better than Jessica at this point...and that ain't saying much.
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I think she had her rack refreshed. Like Veronica Zemanova did.
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jessica beats ash hands down. jess's body is way hotter
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Jess is lookin aight. I'm really lookin at those Gucci laceless kicks that white guy is rockin on pic #2, those are awesome.
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i'd pull a john mayer and bone her till she shit the bed...
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The chick on the left is saying: "Oh my God! She's real! It's not a mannequin, it's the real Jessica!"
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SHE LOOKS HOT
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... and is "Simpon" an intentional typo for this article?...
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very hot girly
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Her EX has got to be GAY, only explanation.
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The brown makeup has to go, she's not Eva Mendez. Stick with white makeup Jess. You're a pretty girl sheesh!
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hmmm hot i guess, but once again nothing looks natural, to much fakeness these days, i would love to see a natural beauty or 2
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a lot worse that ashlee
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#4
What about that man chin?
Does that turn you on?
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