Sam & Amanda Marchant Bring The Afternoon Links!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Maria Menounos Got Back! [HollywoodTuna]
- Is J.Lo Pregnant? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Overleven in een gevecht [Flabber.nl]
- Lauren Conrad had fun [Celebslam]
- Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Amusing, just in case you are bored [The Bastardly Society]
- Hayden Pantyairs is on the market... [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton really likes 50 cent [Tasteful Celebs]
- Britney Spears was wearing Jessica Simpson's hair [SOW]
- Amy Winehouse's mom has her on a strict allowance [Cele|bitchy]
- Carmen Electra has a huge fashion sense [Fatback and Collards]
- Jennifer Aniston in a bikini surfing in Hawaii [RichandBrainless]
- Prank War, the Game is On [CityRag]
- Fergie makes a good Handbag [The Grumpiest]
- Kanye West's ego is being stroked [The Blemish]
- Addicted to Krystall Forscutt [Horny Oyster]
- More Jennifer Ellison bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Lindsay Lohan's Car Crash Will Go to Court [DerekHail]
- Millions Lost In Tori Spelling's Cleavage [ChugsAndJugs]
- Keira Knightley Rocks Her New Look [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Once again, as you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...












Boring... But I would still impregnate. Get some money for my kids.
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yawn!
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I think they're cute.
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Toro talked right!!
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They're old looking for being 19.
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They look old because they are Brits! But hey, it would be a lot of fun having both at the same time.
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they are ugly. not my type
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hmm bad genes, storing fat in the wrong places
storing fat in their thighs and stomach
instead of in their butts and chest.
just look at pg 5
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their not all that hot for this site.....but they would probably be 1 of the hottest on your block or school. they could get f-u-c-ked hard.
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Not Hot, they look thick and very easy.
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Well I happened to catch part of this BB season (the underwear episode or smth :)) and I can honestly say that these pictures do not give them justice - unlike here, the twins on the telly were unbelievably sexy and cute, admittedly - very stupid, but sexy nevertheless.
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ugly+fat-boobs=zero appeal
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freaky the last pic they photoshopped the girl on the rights finger off
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I like the website the old way, like you have it now.
Oh, and I would motorboat in both those plump asses!
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@Stephanie
Word. Those faces are unfortunate.
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i'd home school both of them...and the subject wouldn't be math...
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They be a bit thick but admit it, you'd love to be between them !
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junglegirl--put the meth or rock down. these chicks are smoking. i wouldnt wanna know what you got south of the border.
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That picture where they are grabbing each other's butt is pretty hot. It's definitely masturbation material.
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yea the butt grabbing pic is the only one thats remotely hot..the rest suck. these girls are not that hot at all..kinda only the 'pretty when im drunk' hot
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they have the most boring faces and bodies i have ever seen
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one of them is pretty
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i don't know who the fuck are they.... but if i saw one of her alone i probably say .."blah..." but because they are 2 of them i'll say "hello tresome"....and if they are sister and they are grabing each other butt...oooo you know they do freaky sex!!
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Pic #2 looks Photoshopped, look closely at their hands...
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