i love this bitch so much....but i don't think i wanna see her sing rap or nothing else!!
just show us you tits and shut up!!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 10:08am
2. Pookie (Uncertified Bastard)
Nice face you fucking skeeze bag.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 10:12am
3. Eduardo "the freek" (Uncertified Bastard)
Dumb da dumb dumb......DUMB!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 10:24am
4. Anonymoose (Uncertified Bastard)
For someone who is skinny and fit, it's odd that her belly button is more horizontal than vertical.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 11:03am
5. Dr. Victor von Doom (Uncertified Bastard)
Normally, guys humor a really hot, and usually even stupider chick with stupid bullshit like this. Shit we would not tolerate from a normal looking girl.
However, this retard is nowhere near hot enough for us to have to tolerate her "rapping".
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 11:31am
6. Big Bird Jenkins (Uncertified Bastard)
Too-Short looks like he doesn't know where he is anymore. It's all become a fuckin' joke to him, he don't even care who he lets on mic anymore, because everyone and their mother thinks they can rap these days, so the shit ain't worth it. The mothafuckin' passion is gone when dumb skinny little white bitches are allowed to come and front on the mic right in front of one of the game's pioneers. Shame!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 11:37am
7. Captain Fatnutz (Uncertified Bastard)
dumb or not... any guy who claims he wouldn't rail til his dick fell off is a lair, or gay... or both.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 12:00pm
8. Eduardo "the freek" (Uncertified Bastard)
Plywood looks nice....But I wouldn't nail it unless I was building a bookcase.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 12:29pm
9. davige101 (Uncertified Bastard)
She should just get naked for the camera and be done with whatever other 'talent' she thinks she has or her handlers fill her empty head with.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 12:30pm
10. RARELYGETSLAID (Uncertified Bastard)
Looks like Jenna Jameson. And that's not a compliment.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
11. Mari (Uncertified Bastard)
She's funny.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 2:55pm
12. brandy alexander (Uncertified Bastard)
I think she is cute and her hair looks better than it used to. She is way, way hotter than you all give her credit.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 4:39pm
13. Johnny Bravo (Uncertified Bastard)
She has no talent. Her pinched nose pisses me off, because the rest of her is awesome, until she speaks. And her laugh...I want to punch her in the larynx to stop it. I bet she sounds great in bed though. Freak.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 4:54pm
14. lokiman (Uncertified Bastard)
i don't care how dumb she is. in fact it makes gettin' her to do "dirty" things (mwhahahaha) a lot easier. plus her body is bangin'. yep, i'd certainly do her!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
15. capt boooble bop bip (Uncertified Bastard)
Dumb Beeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaattchhhhhhh
Hardly a career, being an air headed skank and fucking a dirty and pathetic old Man.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 9:19pm
16. Mercenary2000 (Uncertified Bastard)
She's such a fucking disgusting piece of shit, motherfuckers!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 11:09pm
17. Mercenary2000 (Uncertified Bastard)
I forgot:
Talentless junk, certified useless!
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 11:10pm
18. aly (Uncertified Bastard)
I luv her, she dosent try to be something she not and is by far the most 'real' girl on the girls next door. she's never claimed to be smart and doesnt try to fake it what so wrong with her knowing she's pretty and working that ticket for all it's worth.
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 @ 11:37pm
19. cindy (Uncertified Bastard)
she too hilarious.
Friday, September 14th, 2007 @ 5:14am
20. T.S. Ellis (Uncertified Bastard)
If Kendra Wilkerson wins, it could pontentially be the greatest event in music history since the release of The Beatles 'White Album.' Since there will finally be documented & undeniable proof that idiot can make monosyllable lyrics rhyme & rap in not a musical artform & this statment includes Common, Kanye West, The Roots & all those retard underground white boys who can't sing & don't know how to play a musical instrument. So all you morons who spent three months worth of paychecks to go deaf while you ride in your car listening to spoken word poetry, could have saved thousands of dollars by going out & buying a book by Booker T. Washington, that is a real rapper who doesn't need a whole P.R. firm to fabricate the so called street cred, that none of them actually have since everyone of those morons have been robbed a 15 year old with a .9mm that didn't even have a loaded clip. Go read BookerT. Washington then try and tell me you are a gangster because you sold nickel bags of dirt weed you sold in the ghetto you grew up in that was named Monteverda Academy in the slums of Monteverde, Florida while keeping a straight face.
Also to the employees of this site who write these idiotic captures. It is my opinion the whole staff should do us all a favor & throw a 'Jonestown' themed office party & serve arsenic cupcakes & cyanide flavored kool-aid.
Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 5:31pm
21. T.S. Ellis (Uncertified Bastard)
P.S. This is to any fans of Kendra Wilkerson, don't take this show of quasi intellectual elitism as an attempt to insult her in any way, shape, or form. After watching her on the 'Girls Next Door' & reading her blog on occasion I can say with all honesty, she is a very nice person. I only use my extensive vocabulary & my cataclysmal wit to expose phony & dissolute people...
The rest of the time I keep quiet & rely on my good looks! :-P
Thursday, October 18th, 2007 @ 5:38pm
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i love this bitch so much....but i don't think i wanna see her sing rap or nothing else!!
just show us you tits and shut up!!
Nice face you fucking skeeze bag.
Dumb da dumb dumb......DUMB!
For someone who is skinny and fit, it's odd that her belly button is more horizontal than vertical.
Normally, guys humor a really hot, and usually even stupider chick with stupid bullshit like this. Shit we would not tolerate from a normal looking girl.
However, this retard is nowhere near hot enough for us to have to tolerate her "rapping".
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
Too-Short looks like he doesn't know where he is anymore. It's all become a fuckin' joke to him, he don't even care who he lets on mic anymore, because everyone and their mother thinks they can rap these days, so the shit ain't worth it. The mothafuckin' passion is gone when dumb skinny little white bitches are allowed to come and front on the mic right in front of one of the game's pioneers. Shame!
dumb or not... any guy who claims he wouldn't rail til his dick fell off is a lair, or gay... or both.
Plywood looks nice....But I wouldn't nail it unless I was building a bookcase.
She should just get naked for the camera and be done with whatever other 'talent' she thinks she has or her handlers fill her empty head with.
Looks like Jenna Jameson. And that's not a compliment.
She's funny.
I think she is cute and her hair looks better than it used to. She is way, way hotter than you all give her credit.
She has no talent. Her pinched nose pisses me off, because the rest of her is awesome, until she speaks. And her laugh...I want to punch her in the larynx to stop it. I bet she sounds great in bed though. Freak.
i don't care how dumb she is. in fact it makes gettin' her to do "dirty" things (mwhahahaha) a lot easier. plus her body is bangin'. yep, i'd certainly do her!
Dumb Beeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaattchhhhhhh
Hardly a career, being an air headed skank and fucking a dirty and pathetic old Man.
She's such a fucking disgusting piece of shit, motherfuckers!
I forgot:
Talentless junk, certified useless!
I luv her, she dosent try to be something she not and is by far the most 'real' girl on the girls next door. she's never claimed to be smart and doesnt try to fake it what so wrong with her knowing she's pretty and working that ticket for all it's worth.
she too hilarious.
If Kendra Wilkerson wins, it could pontentially be the greatest event in music history since the release of The Beatles 'White Album.' Since there will finally be documented & undeniable proof that idiot can make monosyllable lyrics rhyme & rap in not a musical artform & this statment includes Common, Kanye West, The Roots & all those retard underground white boys who can't sing & don't know how to play a musical instrument. So all you morons who spent three months worth of paychecks to go deaf while you ride in your car listening to spoken word poetry, could have saved thousands of dollars by going out & buying a book by Booker T. Washington, that is a real rapper who doesn't need a whole P.R. firm to fabricate the so called street cred, that none of them actually have since everyone of those morons have been robbed a 15 year old with a .9mm that didn't even have a loaded clip. Go read BookerT. Washington then try and tell me you are a gangster because you sold nickel bags of dirt weed you sold in the ghetto you grew up in that was named Monteverda Academy in the slums of Monteverde, Florida while keeping a straight face.
Also to the employees of this site who write these idiotic captures. It is my opinion the whole staff should do us all a favor & throw a 'Jonestown' themed office party & serve arsenic cupcakes & cyanide flavored kool-aid.
P.S. This is to any fans of Kendra Wilkerson, don't take this show of quasi intellectual elitism as an attempt to insult her in any way, shape, or form. After watching her on the 'Girls Next Door' & reading her blog on occasion I can say with all honesty, she is a very nice person. I only use my extensive vocabulary & my cataclysmal wit to expose phony & dissolute people...
The rest of the time I keep quiet & rely on my good looks! :-P
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!